WHERE DO YOU EROID?
I'm not exactly a cold-hearted prick---- I have some degree of sensitivity and caring for people. I try to offer support when people are going through tough times, and I'm always willing to stand with friends and family in the face of adversity. And that is especially true when a family member has passed away. I'm not a fan of funerals----I thnk they benefit the undertaker more than anyone else. But when my grandmother passed away recently I felt I needed to be there for mom and my grandfather.
But I also have a business to run. I cant be standing over an embalmed carcass (sorry Grandma Lillian) while there are guys out there with low T and shrunken nuts. So I took my laptop and figured it would be no problem if I just checked in now and then... just to see how the things are going... maybe answer a question or two.
It woudnt have been a big deal..... IF....... BFG hadnt decided that a perfect banner for the top of the site should be one that says..."ANABOLIC STEROIDS" in big red letters. Half my fucking family saw that shit, including my mother who has been accusing me for years of attempting to buy steroids (if she only knew).
Anyway... the whole thing (including the lecture from her pastor about how Jesus didnt need steroids...and niether do you) got me thinking about how mobile tech has allowed guys to eroids from anywhere----it's not just guys like PinCushion sitting at home in front of 4 huge desktop screens....3 with porn.
So----where is the craziest place you have eroided from?
DONT be stupid and say some shit like...."I eroid from here at work---fire station number 23 in Gary Indiana". That may not work out well for you. Keep the details out of it please....:)
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I eroided at church today and my wife was not very happy with me. She gave me one of her famous stern looks.
Sitting in the halls of a courthouse, my ex wife staring at me (why wouldn't she im a fucking hot piece of ass), attorneys babbling about custody, ex wife trying to figure out how I passed that hair follicle test. Then there's me, reveling in all of my shredded glory as I win the custody dispute while reading up on cjc 1295 dac vs no dac. I love our legal system.
Damn, I need a lap top, I can't think of anything that would be better than eroiding while taking a dump. It would beat the hell out of reading the contents of my body soap.
AnonIn between sex periods or that "leveling out" stage after sex. Oh and anywhere else to lol nothing like a little gear porn to get you back up
at the gym, on the station bike. Some dude peeped over my shoulder. He asked if I done the real deal. After that this phucker wants me to order him juice. Smh he get ripped off at the gym. He pays 5 times the avarage price sources here sell stuff for.
Also on the crapper.
LOL... I really dont understand why guys mess with gym dealers in this day and age.....but there are plenty who do.
OMG.... some of these responses are hilarious.
stunnerhrWhile at a theme park was waiting in line and decided to check in. On another note wheres Viking?
I eroid whike taking a dump
x2. Nothing like a productive dump at work.
I am paranoid. I am on here all day from my phone but I won't get on here if there is anyone around. Those big red letters you speak of scare the shit out a me. I'll checkninonce in a while from home if I have some spare time. But I have locks on my phone so no one can look at what I'm looking at. I once left my phone on my desk at work while I hit up the vending machine ( I completely destroyed the peanut m+ms that day) and when I got back from one of my many raids on that machine one of my workers was holding my phone. I asked what he was doing and he said just checking the time. Bs. He was trying to snoop. Found a reason to fire his ass a couple days later.
Every day I have cardio I eroid via phone. Been caught a few times by the person next to me. Get a quick stare then they don't look again
My last post was made while killing a hooker.
Iron_MonkDuring a blow job..
All day everyday from my cellphone. Im addicted to the site with the sharing of information and intelligence, this is the only site that I've bookmarked.
At Chuck E Cheeses with my son
AnonFrom a conference at the Marriots today!!
At breakfast, lunch, dinner, work, family functions.
I even have porn going in the lower right hand corner of the 4th screen. Cause upper right won't work. How would I be able to keep track of my Karma? Just don't make the mistake of eating Doritos while watching porn. You know how your fingers look, so you can only imagine...
Seriously though, I have my phone with me just about everywhere, and I'm always checking in. Craziest was probably when I was driving 95 down the freeway. J/K.. Or am I?
Doritos and porn aren't bad. I ran out one day and only had flamin hot Cheetos. We gotta eat.....
I try to avoid those. Spicy stuff gives my wife a case of the red ass.....Zing!
Right from my ez chair in the living room. Tell the wife and kid those are just ads for fake steroids,
Ronney Taber has been paying some rent lately,
Only at home or on my wife phone lol. I only have a flip phone apparently I have tendencies of breaking those smart phones(there very fragile). Oh by the way sorry for your loss
Church crazy thing my pastor is a fellow juicer no bs
AnonI've heard someone else say that
Thing is I don't care who sees... What are they gonna do about it... NOTHING....I do it at work, home, on the mobile... All over....
Way up in a man lift, way high on roofs and while way high.
Amen!
On the job eroiding and every time I'm sitting on a toilet.
AnonBlurrrrrt blurrrp
Wow!
Reminds me of my first time wearing the infamous "orange jumpsuit". Always leave one leg free. NEVER pull em down around both ankles. Kinda hard fighting off Bubba with ya state issued jumpsuit 'round both ankles. I learned that and also Bologne comes in different shades of green.
X2.....plop!
AnonJust about anywhere I go lol
RustyhookerCmon now. You know that priest was an undercover member. He got scolded for buying t3 and var. Dude simply wanted to look hard cut like ED.
Then he browsed your religious rants.....lol. So when he saw how those 20's looked in life he just had to talk down to you. You threatened his masculinity while those naughty nuns giggled and swooned.
LOL.... not far from the truth brother.... He hates me as it is.
RustyhookerAnd sorry for your loss. That's never easy.
Thanks brother...:)
Waiting for the cop that pulled me over to write my ticket
mikeyg4321And I was just thinking like 2 days ago why goth hadn't posted a new funny story recently!!! Lol any who craziest place I have eroided is probably at the gym. I always wonder if some guys know what the forums look like or recognize a SI. Lol and we should really move that banner because it never fails as soon as a click something and it loads the page, the first thing to load is that banner. Sometimes you can't even scroll down yet to hide it! I usually immediately have to lock my screen then return to the PAgE later.
I also go to one of those milfy house wife gyms where the doctors and stuck up ppl like to go. Can't find an old school gym :(
I was on eroids this morning while waiting for my name to be called in the courtroom..
LMFAO...... contender for craziest.
Yeah I've experienced some similar situations too. Now I have part of my hand covering certain areas of the screen on my phone to prevent anyone from seeing that God forsaken red advertisement!