Girlfriends breath and vag STANK (srs)
Needing some advice
Here's some backstory
Been with this girl a little over two months. I'm 24 she's 22. She has treated me better than anyone before her combined. Such as : washing my gym and work cloths and having them laid out in the order I put them on, she buys me protein randomly and knows the exact kind I want. Plays games like skyrim , cod with me. She cleans my house and comes up to my work to see me every night and is hott AF. Has a great body and is an all around keeper.
One problem. DAMN GURL YOU STANK.
Serious though. I drop hints like damn it stinks in here after sex. She's like yeah It smells like sex and sweat and I'm like NOOO ITS SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. I tell her she has morning breath in the mornings jokingly. But it's hard to tell her that she has that shit all the time. It's so bad that we went to shower and I pretended to wash her to be sweet but I was really just trying to get that stank out. SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE. then we walk out the shower and Into the bedroom downstairs and the shit hits you like a brick. Her breath smells like morning breath 24/7 even though she brushes her teeth and her suga walls smell like a fish market most of the time. She's perfect other than that and I just have been looking past it. Trying to see if anyone else has had similar experiences and know a good way to handle this.
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Rustyhooker..
i feel for you bro.. i once tried telling my wife her shirt fit a little too tight.... and fuck i paid dearly for that one.. so cant imagine trying to broach a touchy subject like that...
I think you have to do something soon before it gets to a point where you say something you regret. If you let this build up inside you. You might, during an argument or something, blow up and say this in a mean way. If you try to handle it now before you build resentment, you could avoid hurting her feelings. Before you get to the point that you're pissed about it, try and do some things that help the situation. Don't let it build up bro. Deal with it now. It ain't going away. If you love her, you can't leave her. So, save yourself some grief. Get creative. I wish you nothing but luck and positive things, sir. Your post made me laugh too. Thanks.
BuckyDentureMy wife has chronic bad breath and Ive just told her. Very often her bad breath comes from skipping meals, help her nutrition and you may end up fixing both problems, because as Pank said the vag could be a body PH issue.
Dont tell her to wash her pussy, she probably does and things like douching may make it worse. Just be honest with her and tell her to go to the gyno. But like I said first examine her diet.
Well good for you being so blunt and open. My wife works in the medical field and said what often is the cause of a women's vaginal odor is her PH balance is off and it can stay that way if not treated. Also she said if she is allergic to your semen it can throw her PH off. She ought to go to the Dr and tell them about the odor and get tested and medication. Clearly if you post this here among these pirates to read and see it has reached a critical point lol. Good luck.
Tell her to wash her pussy. Or maybe you have such a big dick your giving her yeast infections lol no homo.
BuckyDentureBig dicks only cause yeast infections if they have been "double dipping "
BigBmajIf she's worth keeping just tell her. It would be hard to do for both of you but I would just simply say "I really care about you, so I've got to tell you this.... Your pussy and breath stink, and I think it's a health problem." Just tell her you would want her to tell you. And she may get defensive, and maybe you'll learn something about yourself, like your cock is too small. It will be a learning process all around.
Her diet must be pretty messed up is my guess.
Breath? Get her to the dentist and her vag I would definitely check to see if she has some kinda bacteria problem down there or infection. . She may just need some antibiotics and everything could be fixed! Trust e on that I been in a similar situation with the odor below lol
God guys i'm reading this wanting to vomit at work. Christ that is utterly foul. A mouth is a hugely important part of a relationship, if it smells like moldy pig dump then who wants to lick a farm? Brutal.
The hottest girl in my life smelled that horrific, you can smell it through her jeans. I had to get really drunk, its was sickening!You need to invest in gas mask or something brah. (Haha). No but really have sex in the shower or watch her diet, girls that may have an imbalance or poor diet. Get her to a gyno and pull him to the side privately and let em know;) As far as the breath maybe she has a cavity or halitosis, yuck. There are more fish in the sea, that wont smell like fish. (Lol)Just get another girl,there is a reason why this hot girl was single before you got her. Let her go, on to the next one. ;)
Nose plug, dab of Vicks up each side of the nose, and ether would mask it for ya. LoL! But I fear from the description that the taste might be worse than the bite. Talk to her about it she is obviously in to you. Note: if my old lady did any of the stuff your does I know she would be cheating. Jk. Good luck!
ZewiAnabolXThe breath i cant help you there brother, give her gum..
The smell down there, im wonder what her diet is like? Just like guys a diet can change the taste and smell.
Yeah that includes your Jizz guys, change your diet and you can make it taste like sugar or honey.. and the same goes for her.. and that can change with some diet. But it also sounds it is a little more chemical, she is 22.. Also just wondering are you on cycle or off cycle??
Use condoms or dont use condoms??
We don't use condoms and I'm off cycle.
If is that big of a deal breaker for you leave her... If not just stay with her end of story
My suggestion is to play it smooth. You could say, "You know I have noticed recently your smell has changed and not for the better, I think you may want to see a Doctor to get your PH and stuff checked to make sure something isn't wrong. Because I care".
AnonShe needs to see a doctor i guess lmao
Dont leave her bro
This kinda shit can happen to any of us
She could have a periodontal problem as far as breath
Pussy? idk could be a chemical imbalance in her body
Unfortunately there is no easy way to tell her this without hurting her feelings
Just try to be as kind about it as you can and i would talk to her about it
My wife has me check her pussy regularly for a smell lol
But she is always clean
Now
This chick may not be able to smell her own stank breath
But if she takes care of her pussy i bet she knows it stanks.. how do you not know lol
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Dude i think we have had the same girl. I met this aweasome girl at a bar she was the hottedt i ever had a chance with and SAME thing the whole time i was thinking how bad i felt for my JUNK while it was in her. I smelt it threw her jeans and still put him inside her. It was horrible. You should tell her while saying it is a friends new girl. And ps when you wake up in the morning to brush your teethe put some tooth paste on her tooth brush.. Goodluck i got rid of the girl i had like that
Sounds like she has halitosis. A pretty shitty serious shitty diagnosis to have.
Non-stop shit breath, she should she a doctor about this.
As far as the stank puss goes....you'll appreciate that the older you get.
Your probably still in the shaved smell good stage (younger years).
Once your in your 30s you start to enjoy the look and smell of a hairy puss.
40s....well your a nasty mofo at this point and almost anything is practical.
True story...
AnonLol
Yep
Well... to a degree
Lmao. This post... Holy shit..
Maybe.. Just to help us help you can you rate the Vagitosis on a scale of 1-10
1 being Jessica alba stank 10 being in the range of Rosie O'donnal or oprah.
It's a 8 out of 10. Smells like a dump truck
Lol. Thats rough bro. She's obviously not getting the hint and doesn't realize it. Tough call man... u might just have to hurt the girls feelings and tell her what's up. She might put the coochi on strike for awhile so I suggest do it when ur off cycle. But atleast she'll get it right afterwards.
Yeah, after you tell her, you are going to make her next BF a real happy dude. lol
Why? Is the new boyfriend missing his nose? He's gonna have the same problem. :-(
I'm picturing her in my head breaking up with him after he spills the beans and then taking what he said seriously and cleaning up her act.
She wouldn't leave me but I hate to make her feel self conscious. Guess I'm just too nice
I don't know man. You got yourself a little predicament. Its tough either way. Good luck with it bro.
Damnit. I lose lol. Maybe write it in the valentines card I give her. Like "baby I love you so much thanks for always taking care of me.. But now I need you to take care of your STANKY ASS COOCH. Attached are some wipes and douche"
3PUMPCHUMPLol @ suga walls smell like fish market I would say stick to BJs but that will proly make your dick smell. Sorry brah.
My girl has a phobia of smelling bad, so she is usually fresh. Sometimes the truth hurts, but what other choice do you have? Except maybe leaving that vag shower gel in the bathroom and buying her a nice new electronic toothbrush. Tell her to clean that shit out and it doesn't matter how much you brush your teeth, you have to brush the tongue for fresh breath.
AnonOmg this is hilarious! I have no advice for you but real talk I vote for this to be made a sticky!!! Instant favorite!!
The sad part this shit isn't made up. Clueless how you can't notice how bad you stink.