Top gym radio songs that make you want to track and kill the "artist"
I know there have been "top favorite workout playlist" posts but my gym plays a radio station that apparently requires no DJs, just ten songs on a loop. Id like to take this opportunity to spread a little hate...
These ten songs are great when they first come out, nice and catchy, make you want to dance like the stupid, fat, ugly, upper middle class, oprah book club, ten herbs you can eat to make your shit smell better, ellen watching, white person that lives deep inside you. And that makes you happy.
But then the radio pours gasoline all over it and lights it on fire in your front yard. Makes you want to track down the person that performs but obviously did not write it and kill their whole family in front of them just to make them withdraw form the public.
Personally, i would like to locate that boney, androgynous drug addicted space alien slut, Miley Cyrus and lay her up over the hood of my truck at 80 miles per hour. Id like to wreck my balls all over her 65 year old face skin.
Anyway, this a is a safe place to list the songs you wish would go away. And dont say, "i use my ipod with earbuds". This isnt a place for easy answers. Besides, they get in the way and sweat gets in the buds if you are really working out. I want to hear some healthy negativity. Lets have some fun!
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Can I just make a blanket statement on any of that pop punk shit? Like miley cyrus and its minions?
fair 'nuff. can she just go lindsey lohan and end up institutionalized already? I smell it coming, its gotta be right around the corner.
My gym has a large component of catering to seniors and so the music is something between weather channel local forecast background music and the "Price is Right" theme song. Alas my workouts suck when i forget my Mp3 player.
At my gym the music sux, but the worst unbearable racket that makes me WANT to drop the bar on my throat is the screechy 18 yr old girl who works the front desk and pages people by shrieking into the loudspeaker microphone with enough decibels to shatter every eardrum in the place. God I hate that racket.
is she hot? maybe just need to fuck her really hard so she learns some manners.
If she shrieks during sex like she does at work, I'll have to pass. Not enough Viagra to keep going through that shit.
Fair enough. Might make a kick ass snuff film though. Think about it.
there is something wrong with you.......
Im listening to bootleg cassettes of Black Sabbath in 1974 in my car..
radio sucks.
coolestpersonintheroom
gotta give you that one buddy.
I hate to say this about a teenage girl but I decided that I'd like to feed Lorde to the sharks because of her song "royals". I hear that playing all the time at the gym.
ooh that one might have to be in my top three most fucked up replays
Rob Bailey - Hold Strong
Rob Bailey - Hungry
Rob Bailey in general.
Deadmau5 feat Rob Swire - Ghost's n stuff
I used to love deadmau5 until my buddy got a hold of it... just killed it. I feel you bro.
Mine would be " Party rockin" by Lmfao.
i always just picture those fuckin stupid hamsters dancing next to a scion (doesnt matter what model, they are all fucked)
BigBmajRight there with you bro. Can't stand it, does something to my stomach even.
None I like Rainbows,Flowers, and I give Hugs and kisses out at the gym :-o
LOL and they let you stay?
He must be at planet fitness