I was tricked with a blowjob.
VenuS has been asking me to endure this ridiculous process of stewing tomatoes for weeks and of course i dont want anything to do with that shit because it sounds lame and ive still got some tren in my system so fuck her right?
She started coming on to me earlier, saying some shit about "i just wanna suck your dick, thats all". Well thats like telling a coke head its ok to just do one line. I fell for it. An hour later she starts talking about stewing tomatoes again and (god damn shes yelling at me again to start another batch, this is gonna take all fucking night) here i am helping.
Alayna was right. Earning blowjob tokens is good, but it can work in reverse too. She can create negative blowjob debt by fronting you the blowjob and then guilting you into stewing tomatoes or cleaning or wearing a fucking dress, who knows what sick shit or gay projects they have in mind.
Fellas, be careful getting into debt with the blowjob shylocks we call wives. Its dangerous. Good luck out there.
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RustyhookerMy tongue is near 5in long. The sooner you learn to give her oral backflips you'll see those chores are now levelled.
Dive at 5
Touche my friend. However, this is one of those rare situations where size truly doesnt matter and it IS how you use it. I happen to have studied the writings of Ian Kerner, the worlds foremost expert on female reproductive anatomy and specifically the female orgasm. Never let anyone tell you books arent worth shit. Lightly tickling the frenulum and pinching the perennium while rubbing in a circular motion gets them every time... real good. She damn near squeezed my head off with her thighs last night.
The real problem comes when you consider that I LOVE GOING DOWN ON HER. In her own words though, "blowjobs are just that... A JOB"
Maybe i should just with hold the tongue lashings and see what she thinks of that.
RustyhookerNice! I didn't read any books written by men. Luckily i always dated older chicks. They made me repeat til perfect. Lil
BigBmajFR sent. I want to discuss female orgasm with you. Maybe we should start a thread.
I've been fascinated with squirting these days myself. I thought it was limited to just a few women but I'm quickly learning otherwise.
LOL accepted. The only thing more satisfying than an orgasm is watching her get off first... REALLY HARD. It makes them seriously retarded for a period of time afterward. Like you drugged them. They will do almost anything for you after that. May be the secret to healthy relationships.
I shit you not, and if you dont believe me then ask her, my wife is on here... she told me the other day that she is open to having another female in our relationship if that makes me happy... and it would make her happy too. Not just in our bed, but like around the house... and in the bed. Im telling you man, dick-tarded and they will take care of you for life.
LOL
Lol I've been married too damn long! She might be able to pull that shit if I in the the middle of a cycle. For the most part I don't fall for that shit anymore. I can take it or leave it. Don't get me wrong I still really enjoy it but if I had to choose sex or watch the big game...... I'm watching the game!
I wish I got tricked... my wife would find me extremely gullible.
Hahahaha yes fin gold brother
What the fuck is stewing tomatoes? Slang for gay sex or somethin
You get blowjobs from your wife?! shit why am i wasting money on hookers... i need to find me one of those..chores for bjs, i do all that crap and still no bjs... chores are way cheaper then a spa lmfap..
Oh yeah, it was part fo the arrangement. I was married before and it ended badly so i pretty much told the current wifey when we started dating- these are the things that i need out of a relationship. Sex every day, twice on sundays, never get fat or ugly, and never stop blowjobs or im OUT. If you are cool with that i will pretty much do anything you want for the rest of your life. And i do. Stewing tomatoes is an easy one really. I shouldnt complain.
I like how you think.
AnonSo whats the exchange rate on how many blow jobs to pay for one trip to the grocery store ?
And does the rate change depending on the items purchased ?
ie a box of pasta and some veggies = 2 blow jobs
a box of tampax and kotex = 8 blow jobs
It does vary based on global economic exchange rates. but generally speaking when the rupee is up so is the blowjob.
AnonNice I'll go buy some stock in TaTa motors and end up with BJ coupons for the year !!
BigBmajWomen always act like giving a 10 minute blow job is a huge fucking favor or something
I will eat pussy not looking for anything, I actually love it.
So when she says she's not in the mood to suck dick, I say I'm not in the mood to pay bills or do dishes.
I'm so sick of women using sex as a fucking tool. Whatever happened to the ladies that just love to suck dick?
Marriage is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
End of gripe...
Depends in the girl my ex wife wouldn't but my girlfriend will drop t the snap of a finger she loves doing it.
well.. have you ever sucked cock? maybe just maybe it isn't as fun as eating pussy.. maybe it more like a JOB ... maybe if you acted like you liked it more she might enjoy what she is doing more???? hmm?? ever think about that ? and as far as women using sex as tool.. lol.. why do you let them? takes two doesn't it?
x2... after all - it is called a blow JOB!
WHAT SHE SAID! Grrrrl, I don't think I've told you in a minute... MWAH!*
right back at you AN.. MWAH
BigBmajI do act like I like it. I've met plenty of women who like to suck dick. Just not this one. Well it seemed like she used to like to do it. Maybe she's coming around again, time will tell.
I act very much like I like it. It's quite obvious. That's what I say to her - it's clear that this makes me happy and if I could make you that happy in 10 minutes I would do it daily.
And I don't play the game - I go without.
My ex wife was one of those, plus she wouldn't swallow. My girlfriend says it makes her wet to suck my dick, and she uses a toy while she's sucking and squirts the second I cum in her mouth. My girlfriend is amazing in all aspects, but sexually she's the girl that dreams are made of!
BigBmajYeah this shit drives me nuts. I could go to the gym right now and get a blow job in twenty minutes. It really makes being faithful difficult.
I wish my wife and I could come to an agreement that since it's a chore for her to make me cum, I should find someone to take the work off her hands.
She said I could go to one of those Asian spas and get a blow job. But I shouldn't have to pay for that shit.
Just feeling bitchy today for some reason. Oh that's right - it's because I never get laid.
I'd upvote if i could. Great post
yeah WTF? Why doesnt it just feel good? I ask her if i can eat her out all the time. I like the way it feels. Like wearing a nice soft, warm, wet SARS mask. And the SARS mask sometimes gets off on your face which is cool too.
I would like to make one thing clear. My pussy is NOTHING LIKE a SARS mask.
Thank you.
Shit, thats all i will stew tomatoes all day. Its when they want to start having you spend your hard earned money on bs like rings,watches and purses. They spend your check before you get it type women. Im with Alanya, thats my trick, do it wrong and she will be like " Gimmie that damn pot" lol
sounds like Venus has your number.
Obama BlowsOh it's true. Wait till you get 3 BJ's in a row for no reason...MY FUCKING LIFE WAS HELL lol
However, a different bitch gave me 3 in a row just cuz she liked to suck dick...so if it's offered to me again, I'll take my chances
3 bjs in a row or like 1 bj for 3 days?
Obama Blows1 bj for 3 days lol
o okay rofl. thought u wouldve been milked dry after 3 bjs back to back to back
My ex loved sucking my dick, 3 bjs in a row without her stopping in between loads, she was going for the fourth time but i had to stop her lol. It was hell, felt like my nuts were gonna implode.... Ahh I miss those days
Lmfao! you can guys just cant win!! you guys gotta be smarter ....here's one ill give all ya....next time she blows you then wants you to do something you dont wanna do, DO IT ALL WRONG! nothing aggravates a women more than when you do shit wrong..."we're like give me that it i'll do it my fuckin self" BOOM! you win! p.s. dont forget to PRETEND you feel terrible...
HA! A confederate! You just showed General Lee all the battle plans.
Thats fucking hilarious but true.
This is how i dont do laundry anymore. She still thinks i dont know how to work the machine.
Its not that you don't know how to work the machine... you don't know how to switch the damn load!
but i love you so... doesnt that count for anything?
Believe me my son had mastered this...i still do his laundry lol
Obama BlowsI tip my hat to him lol
funny as hell lol
Same goes for anal debt. It's how I ended marrying my ex wife.
LOL, a story as old as the hills.
lolol good read