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Gymjunkie01
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2021

gymjunkie's guide to proper gym etiquette

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my gym rules for proper etiquette

  1. when doing squats you must look around before passing gas to make sure no one is around to smell.

  2. if you do pass gas make sure you don't crop dust the person next to you when walking away from it.

  3. before you ask for a spot on the bench press make sure your breath doesn't smell like a rotten ass nobody wants to smell that.

  4. The hair dryer in the mens locker room is not for drying your balls off after a showering.

  5. wrap a towel around your waste when naked in the locker room no body wantst\ to see your hairy ass balls and shriveled up dick flopping around.

  6. if a hot tube is there please do not sit directly over the jets nobody wants to bath in your ass water.

  7. your not at home so don't scratch yourself then look around to make sure nobody is looking and smell your hand ??? WTF

    feel free to add to the list as I may have forgot a few. yours truly GYMJUNKIE1978

Pillowpants's picture
  1. Scream and shout... let it all out.

Lmao these rules all hold true

greenlantern's picture

Rotflmao!!

snuka2012's picture

It's always some really old dude that breaks rule #5

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Yeah yeah!... picking on us old fkers again i see lol.

Them that can still show some prime beef DO... them that cant leave their underpants on in the showers lmfaooooooo

alayna's picture

lmao!

Gymjunkie01's picture

Always!!!!!!!!

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WINNING's picture

If your sitting on the gym equipment and your set is over and/or conversation is more than 5 mins. Get the hell up, chances are your body is already cold,get the persons number and call them outside of the gym! Winning

alayna's picture

Please for the love of god if you have nasty body odor wear deodorant or stay the hell home and shower! garosss!

SwaySway's picture

@alayna You know the man musk turns you on! ;-)

suzy b MRS viking's picture

I agree with all comments apart from NO5 i dont have that problem (yet) lol Smile

Gymjunkie01's picture

Lmfao well let's hope u never do

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suzy b MRS viking's picture

LOL Smile

Rasputin_Omega's picture

::: that awkward moment when you're doing abs and you fart... But you don't know how loud it was because you're listening to your iPod. :::

Also, where I'm from, we call #7 "checking the balance"

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alayna's picture

LMFAO! out load! that was great!

Bear Luvs PIE's picture

If you sweat like brock lesnar, pleAse wipe and sanitize when your done with the bench or station.