Surgery in two hours. Gonna beat this fuckin shit!!
What's up my brothers and sisters. Gonna have surgery in about two hours to try and get rid of as much of this booty cancer as possible. They said no food or drink for 12 hours but they didn't say I couldn't smoke a bowl or two while i took a walk 
been a while on that so I'm pretty fuckin high. I wanna thank everyone who had helped me in the last two months. Nitti, pank, novi, ally, muta, noob, OB, oldhead, and anyone else I forgot. This will be fun trying to fight the anesthesia, I always lose for some reason....must be why Michael Jackson liked ot so much. I wonder if he ever used it on those boys haha ok I gotta go now. Hungry as Fuck but I cant eat...you guys better eat something good for me today peace out from the dirty south gentlemen!
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Maybe just a TRT dose of test would help you heal up faster and feel better mentally and physically. I know what all those pain meds can do to test levels...
Mike1982Yeah they can take a toll on test levels. Tell u what J, U should start a forum on that. That would help bring a different way of thinking to that subject.
AnonGood Morning Mike, Its good to see you on the board
Anonbeat it
Mike1982Hahahahaha reminds me to beat it....but only beat mine lol
It is very good to see you on the board again!
Mike1982Good to be back sir. Won't fall off again. Walking it straight sir.
Ah look at the guy with a new Nike logo and all, hope all is well my brother! Bless
Mike1982Everything is much better my friend. Thank you for the support.
AnonSurely the Goddess of victory is on your side !!
Mike1982Yes she is. I don't like to lose and i dont even take it easy on my son when we play games haha. I have no choice but to prevail through this.
prayers bro. hope everything went great.
Hey brother, just letting you know my thoughts and prayers are with you everyday.
Mike1982Thank you brother. I'm doing good. I feel like a medical experiment with all this shit attached to me. It would be nice to bend my damn arm since they have the IV in a bad spot. But oh well I guess it could be worse haha. Thank you for everything my friend. I means a lot to me.
RustyhookerAwake and plotting the future! You got this!
Mike1982Absolutely plotting lol. I have to jump out of a plane again, and go on roller coasters with my scared ass son lol, and a bunch of other things. Thank you for everything rusty.
AnonDont forget wild ass crazy sex... with a woman of course but then again... nevermind
Mike1982I mean if worse comes to worse I have one that gives it to me good at 22PSI. Got a new automatic pump that runs on a car battery. My manual inflation days are over ladies and gentleman. No more going soft before she pumps up to specifications. Oh man you fucktards have me laughing again lol. Needed that bad Des. It was perfect.
AnonI have had my eye on this inflatable sheep that comes with handcuffs.
Mike1982Hahahaha remember Des...Neyyyyyy means Neyyyyy lol. I can't believe you said sheep, that reminds me of a manager that worked at the auditorium I worked at when I was a teenager. Long story short, he grew up on a farm until he was 34 years old. When i worked with him he was 88 and this was in 1997. He said he never had girls around so what he would do is get a sheep, since I guess their genitalia is closest to that of a female, and he would put on his tall boots. Then, he would put the hind legs of the sheep in the boots with his feet...that way when he phucked it, the sheep couldnt run away, it would move forward and come right back. Hahahah damn that man was sick. Makes me laugh thinking about it though lol
AnonPeople back then probably used to screw everything on the farm and then probably whacked it on a tractor, lol.
i truly just fell out laughing..
Mike1982I know right! Haha
AnonMike....are you okay?
Any update?
I prayed for you and your family to get through this.....i always hate to see anyone have to go through this or any health problems
Hope you get through this well......lots of good people here praying for you
Mike1982Thank you bud. I'm good. I'm alive, got some good shit in my veins...I'm good haha
Anonmy prayers go out for you brother.. stay strong
Mike1982Thank you muta. Looking forward to being able to get back on something. Haven't used any test in a week or so. Starting to feel the dropoff big time lol. I wonder if I can get a TNE drip around here haha
Mike1982Hello. Mike is ok. He will be moved from ICU in the morning. He says hi and thank all of you.
I hope you are doing well Monique and please feel free to contact any of us for any reason. Tell my Mike personally from me to stop laying around doing nothing and get his ass up and about so he doesn't get those hellish post surgery gas pains! Mike will know what I mean...just tell him Pank said it :P.
Mike1982Sorry sir had to rest my eyes for a second lol. Too late about the gas pains. Those aren't a friend of mine. Thank you so much for the words. My girl told me what u said this morning haha.
AnonGood to hear
Mike1982Thank you for all yhe support BB
AnonAny time brother, not going to lie, you had me a bit worried there for a second.
Oh thank god!! tell him we all love him and are pulling for him!! god speed to all of you :0)
Mike1982Yall are something else lol. I never expected any kind of support like this. Makes me all emotional and shit haha. That and the drugs they got me on. After this all I know is if there is a zombie apocalypse I'm raiding a rite-aid or walgreens because I know they got some of this shit back there lol just kidding.
MIKEY!!! Yr Back!!! YAY!!! mwah mwah mwah
Mike1982Haha yeah still here and kickin...well not so much kickin yet but I'm wiggling lol.
Good to hear!
Great news! Please tell Mike we are all pulling for him! Can't wait till he's able to join us again! Best wishes to you both!
Mike1982Thank you for the support bud.
i can't tell you how happy this makes Abaddon and I! We have been thinking of you guys all day!! Thank you so very much for taking the time to update us... I know it's crazy and I'm sure seems odd but we are like family here... You are a great woman and you both are blessed to have each other
Mike1982Hey. You guys are awesome. Monique said to tell yall thank you so much. She couldn't believe the great words that came from people neither of us have never met. Meanwhile my own brother and sister could care less lol. You phuckers mean the world to me. Go dawgs...except September 28th. But I still wouldn't be too mad if LSU lost
You know I heard something crazy last night like LSU hasn't lost in September in some crazy amount of time... SOOOO with that being said... It time! Now, with that being said... we (Georgia) can not turn over one time, we can not make mistakes and we've got to hold the damn line... soooooo we will see. I promise you I will be eagerly waiting for this one to fold out.. I'm leaving in a few days to head down to PCB for a girls trip and I've made it clear... the game comes before anything.. (I have issues) BTW I am so glad to have you back... don't scare us like that DAMMIT
AnonOkay, Mike or Monique, can we get an update?
Im hoping its Mike that updates us...im certain that as soon as he can he will
I don't think I've ever checked a thread so many times.(I know I haven't).. Keeping you guys in my thoughts and prayers..
i know me too :(
I am sooooo heartbroken reading this i can barely compose myself :(
Mikey you KNOW i am praying for you
Mike1982Hello. My.name is Monique im Mike's girlfriend. They rushed mike back to emergency surgery. He is bleeding very bad thru his mouth and colon and his heart rate is climbing very high. They just took him about 5 minutes ago and he asked me to please let you know he loves you and if something happens to live yur lives to the fullest. one of his friends from this site ison tje way here to help but ay this point its in gods hands. I know mike curses god but I hope there is a higher power that gets him thru this. The last two months on this site has meant the world to him. I'll try to keep you updated. I'm about to break down so I will end here.
I was flooded with emotions upon reading this. You great people are in our thoughts and prayers. We are all patiently waiting for an update.