posted Mon, 09/23/2013 - 08:05
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I'm new to all this. I've done one epistane cycle in the past and am now finishing up with my first real AAS cycle (10 weeks test enath). I've had butt trouble on both these cycles. Possibly this is a result of improper diet? I'm not religious with my on-cycle diet. I'm good with protein intake, but other than that, I will sometimes have fast food. Last night I ate some pizza. Maybe these poor food choices don't work with my GI system while on-cycle? Maybe they have nothing to do with it and this butt trouble is common while on cycle? It's that awful burning sensation like you've got hot sauce right where you don't want it. It occurs after I go the bathroom. Anybody else experience this?
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Medicated wipes, with witchhazel in them. Use them just don't flush them-pitch em in trash can. They'll mess up plumbing...and use them between dumps too.
Post your stats. And post your cycle history, especially epistane. I want to know your weight and body fat, and age and height.
Try increasing your good fats like olive oil, or flax. Up your intake to about 60-120 grams to your diet. See if this helps. Are you on an AI?
I've only done two cycles. Epistane was a failure for me. I was doing 40mg ED and I cut it short because I was suffering from lethargy and butt problems, and wasn't seeing substantial results. I don't think I was in any shape to be doing pro-hormones back when I tried epistane. Furthermore, I have no interest in taking such a weak compound. It's a waste of time. I am now finishing my first real cycle. 500mg test enath per week @ 10 weeks with a 20mg SD kick along with a test prop kick and taper. Truthfully, I was not ready for this cycle either. I didn't plan well. I missed workouts due to personal stuff, and my diet was off. However, I am satisfied with the results. I am just not the hulk I thought I might be. My next cycle will be spot-on. I won't make the same mistakes twice.
I think you are onto something about the fats. I take in the wrong kind of fats. I bought some fish oil capsules and started taking them a few days ago.
I have been taking Aromasin 12.5 EOD, but during the last week of my cycle I experimented with not taking it. I thought possibly I had suppressed my estrogen too much, and wanted to see if I really needed an AI. I am back to taking it EOD even though I didn't experience any serious sides from my week off of it. I started to get a very mild sensitivity in my nips, so I figured why chance it.
37 years old
215 lbs
20-25% BF (not quite sure)
I lost 45 pounds in 3 months doing keto. Then I started this test cycle after a short break.
Here's a pic:
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It is a journey, bro!! I read that on here....EROIDS will save your life!! But, you have to research, listen, communicate, and be willing to swallow your pride!!
Do you have any BF% calipers? If not, get some and put a true number on what your BF is. What is your height? Sounds like you made some drastic improvements with the ketogenic diet. Are you a diabetic? Have you ever heard of HIIT? HIIT speeds up your resting metabolic rate. You should research HIIT and attempt to do cardio along with lifting, while off cycle.
Research basal metabolic rate (BMR) and find out what your BMR is plus activity. Take that ketogenic diet and give me a run down of what it consists of, please. I believe you are at a point where you can get your BF to melt off during PCT, and off-cycle. Remember, time on, equals time off.
When is that cycle you are doing going to be over? I am not going to preach about your cycle that you are almost finished with. But, I will tell you the next one needs to be when your BF% comes down about 8-10 percentage points. And, it would probably be good to do a short ester, short cycle so you can do PCT, get labs, and then see where you are regarding your stats.
See, you come to EROIDS about your butt hurting, and now you are getting advice about what would be advantageous for you...lol!!
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Just an FYI regarding spicy food. I would not have posted this question if I had eaten spicy food as that would have been the obvious culprit. When I had this problem I did not eat any spicy food. It is most def a unique side effect that I happen to experience while on gear. But like I said, it's gone now and I have tools for combating it now if it returns.
I do not have calipers, but will get some when I can.
I am 6'-1" tall
I do not have diabetes. Keto was my preference due to the rapid results. I lose a half pound per day while in ketosis doing it my way. However, I'm not sure it is the best thing for maintaining muscle and definitely not good for building muscle so I'm hesitant to do it again as I want to keep what little gains I have made. It might not look like much in the photo, but even after I lost the weight, the muscle gains have changed my entire look. My upper body looks fit and t-shirts look good on me (relatively, obviously not as good as most of you.) Girls are giving me second looks while out and about. It's a good feeling.
Yes, I am familiar with HIIT. It's rough. That's how I used to work out while on keto. It's a great way to rapidly burn through glycogen stores to get into keto as fast as possible.
My keto plan that I call "The Man Plan" is simple and possibly ill-advised. All you have to do is restrict carb intake to 20g ED. I have macros, but there's no need for me to micro manage and pay too close attention to them if I stick to a simple regimen of two meals a day - a lunch and a dinner consisting of either chicken or beef (no veggies). I never eat beef more than once per day, which still may be far too much. I take a high-quality multi vitamin to make up for no vegetables. This is def not a long term diet. My hunch is that I take a hit with high cholesterol, yet I do interval training out in my neighborhood for 30 minutes everyday so that probably helps a bit.
My cycle is in the taper phase. My last test enath inject was on 9/17. I have been taking 100mg test prop EOD since 9/19. I do not have enough test prop for a proper two week taper. I have enough for about one week. I will be out of test prop after my next inject tomorrow, which means I will go one more week cold turkey before I start PCT which is:
Clomid 100/100/50/50
Nolva 40/40/20/20
Aromasin 12.5/12.5/6.25/6.25
I'm curious to know if I can take all my PCT meds at night before bed as I have heard some scary stuff on other sites about Clomid sides. Emotional/psychotic episodes don't sound like fun to me.
I'm aware that popular opinion frowns on starting a cycle with high BF%. I was impulsive and happen to find one respectable guy that said go ahead and do it, so I went for it. I guess next time I will wait to have 10%, yet I am concerned about dropping from 20-25% to 10% over the next many months without any gear. I don't want to lose muscle.
I read somewhere a while back about a cheap way to get blood work done. YOu can sign up online and then go to a local lab. Does anyone have info on this? And what is the name of the panel(s) I should get?
3 things I did and the problem is almost 100% gone. Prep-H pads, Prep-H cream and benefiber in my protein shakes. Had to swallow my pride in the check-out line at Target. To make matters worse, the check-out girl was really hot.
that's hilarious. lol
you ass burning would have more to do with stomach acid then a poor diet.
try to lay off the spicey foods.
Spicy foods get me everytime, too. The GI tract turns alkaline past the stomach. There is a major shift in GI pH from acidic to alkaline right after the small intestine.
BigBmajSpicy food does the opposite to me. It used to bother me then I kept eating huge amounts of it. I can now eat habaneros with no problem. Spicy is strongly anti inflammatory. Now it makes my whole body feel better.
What else do you eat that is spicy and hot?
Is this daily? Every BM? I'm just thinking that's gotta be rough cuz when I'm on a good bulk, I'll shit 5x per day. I am REALLY sorry bro. I'd look into the roids. Hemorrhoids not steroids!
No, not every BM over the whole cycle, thank God. Although that was how it was when I was on epistane. Torturous. This time with test enath, it's on and off. I'll go a week without any trouble, then it will return. I think it's got to be hemorrhoids. That makes the most sense. It's exacerbated by acid which probably occurs after eat poorly. I'll get some of that Preparation-H cream as embarrassing as that purchase might be. I'll wear sunglasses and a fake mustache and head on over to Target.
Happened to me and was a gluten intolerance. Check into it.
This happens to me and it's pretty embarrassing but yes it's hemorrhoids. Buy some preparation H cream and the wipes.
Anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQTTVeEoeo4
I love that you posted this. Haha! I f'ing love Curb. Porn Gil (Saul Goodman!) is the best.
AnonOK glad you got a laugh out of it. That was the intent and laughter always seems to help with the pain ;)
Hahaha!
This post is going to get hit with every joke that is known to man most likely so I will abstain. A couple of causes could be new forming hemorrhoids from heavy lifting/straining, which when inflamed can cause this. Another cause could be excessive stomach acid being run through your colon. I am sure there are more but these are two viable causes.
Thanks. I figured it was acid, just curious that hormones would cause this change in me. I guess we're all different.
No problem it certain compounds greatly increase my stomach acid. On top of that if you do have hemorrhoids forming it is like salt to an open wound!
It's taking everything you have not a right a STD joke isn't it?;-)
If my cock and balls were burning too, I would be posting in a different forum. lol
I don't think there's an STD that only burns your ass? And I don't think I could catch it from jerking off and watching porn. It's been 3 years since I've had sex. I've been off the radar working on myself. (no pun intended.)
School age girls have under arm herpes. Apparently, an alternative to fucking a vaj is the armpit. I never would have stooped so low.
Hey there's new STD's popping up all the time! Our very own Ed is responsible for several new strains if herpes. A couple of other ones they don't even have names for yet.
LOL
You know me!!! I am like a crack head in Bogata waiting to snap!