posted Wed, 09/11/2013 - 05:23
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Flys on your food
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Since I work for the Health Dept. and the other day someone was asking about a fly in their protein drink, I thought I would share what happens when flies land on food.
Flies can't eat solid food, so to soften it up they vomit on it. Then they stamp the vomit until its liquid, usually stamping in a few germs for good measure. Then when its good and runny they suck it all back again, probably dropping some excrement at the same time, and then when they're finished eating, its your turn.
So when you go to a store and see flies landing on the food you're about to purchase and then consume, please remember this article and inform the management of just how unsanitary flies are.
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watch that show with Andrew Zimmer...he eats all that kind of nasty shit and he's still alive.
Larva,Spiders,Crickets, Maggots,etc...
No Reservations is wayyyy better!
yes it .. but Tony doesn't eat bugs..
ewwww lol thats super nasty
Protein is protein. Eat the fly. Eat the larvae.
I've been in areas where the black flies were so thick they would land in your food and look like pepper... eat or starve.
eeewwww thats really nasty! lol
So its good then? I dont get it. Doesnt everyone love a little shit and puke in their food? It builds immunity.
i'll stick with turmeric to build my immune system....oh btw sex builds the immune system too ;0)
even tricky blowjobs?
If a fly gets on my burger bun I usually just rip off the piece of bread he landed on. No need to waste my good ole turkey burger to an annoying fly and then I sing shu fly dont bother me. (Flies hate that song)
Lmfao!! you have to teach me the lyrics hehe ;)
one landed in my food the other day, i killed em and kept on eating. like a real man
did you include the fly in your macros?
Lmao!
AnonEveryone does know that the common wild version of the housefly went extinct 28 years ago right ? Those are not flies you are seeing !! They are tiny government droids, flying about spying on us. They are programmed to act and behave just like a real fly, even to annoy horses.
If you are really careful when you catch one, you can gently disect them and find the tiny circuit board that they collect data on.
I was laughing reading this but the truth is its the TRUTH!! crazy shit but for real!
AnonI know , all these years I wondered how they knew I masturbated 8 times a day. Fly-cam got me.
Lmao there's a whole new meaning to fly on the wall huh!
BigBmajFly shit is probably the healthiest thing in some food these days.
I was looking through the food my son likes. Food coloring, fructose, GMO, etc. Id rather have him eat fly shit.
idk fly shit, GMO? fly shit, HFCS? fly shit, formaldehyde, fly shit MSG??? hmmm I think i'll starve
BigBmajFly shit with MSG is a Chinese delicacy.
lmao!! mmmm
Fucker, I have had instances where those little pricks landed on my last protein bar or in my drink and I fished them out and ate/drank it. Now you made me feel like a jackass
OOHH sorry!! well at least the next time you won't eat fly vomit lol ;)
I knew those fuckers were up to no good!!
yah just imagine the fly from dog shit to dunkin donuts!!