I almost feel bad for him..One thing I do know is that I have just as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong does and one testicles more than him too.. Not very big testicles but they're both there lol ;)

Read this article this morn and shook my head.

More tears this week for poor old Lance Armstrong, for whom it's not so much about the bike these days as the sizeable and continuing out-of-court settlements. Drug cheat Armstrong sued the Sunday Times in 2006 (for calling him a drug cheat) and was awarded around $470,000 in damages. The paper counter-sued following Armstrong's damp-eyed Oprah confession and has now been offered a suitable redress. Meanwhile, back in the saddle Nicolas Roche of Ireland won the second stage of the Vuelta a España in a dramatic uphill finish, with the Giro d'Italia winner Vincenzo Nibali taking the overall lead, and, for once, the Team Sky's yellow machine pretty much nowhere to be seen.

Series: Guardian Weekly sports diary