posted Mon, 06/15/2026 - 02:42
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+ 14 23rd Cycle. Any feedback?
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STATS, DESCRIPTION, GOALS
4’11” (my penis)
113lbs
Started lifting next week
I know more than you
Also decided to micro dose Tren for a week
My friend said this is a perfect cycle. He’s been doing this forever.
Also have a personal trainer
All of this gear is expired. Is that ok??????
| Week/Product | Testosterone Enanthate | PCT | Dianabol | Anavar | Deca | Tren | Mast | Anadrol | Superdrol | Testosterone D | Ice Cream | Milk of a Bull | Winny | Primo |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 5000mg | Ana 4mg | 25mg | 1mg | 170mg | 1 gallon | All of it | |||||||
| 2 | 70mg | Nolva 18mg | 4000mg | 87mg | 1 gallon | |||||||||
| 3 | 20mg | Caber 13.7mg | 7mg | 1mg | 16000mg | 1 gallon | 8===D | |||||||
| 4 | 19mg | Cialis 1.4mg | 71mg | 13mg | 1 gallon | 93mg | ||||||||
| 5 | 1248mg | Tylenol PM - Entire bottle | 9mg | 1776mg | 1 gallon | |||||||||
| 6 | 4mg | Edging | 16mg | 8===D | 0mg | 0.1mg | 1 gallon |
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reminds me of this
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BaDyGTdeD/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Wow… this is actually real.
Matt Jansen was well known for being a heavy-handed coach back then. He’s out of the game now, but honestly, I’ve never been fully convinced that was the exact protocol being prescribed because that thing makes almost no sense on paper.
And if I’m not mistaken, Dallas himself posted it on a forum years ago, so who really knows. It could have been the prescribed protocol, it could have been modified, or Dallas could have been taking additional things on top of what was prescribed. None of us really know.
One thing I’ve learned over the years is there are usually 3 protocols in amateur & pro bodybuilding:
People lie. Pro bodybuilders tend to lie even more.
Take any “leaked” pro protocol with a grain of salt.
Jesus Christ my liver shutdown listening to that
Mother of god.
I think your pyramiding needs to tighten up. Its too uniform and not random enough. But i like the frontloading on the creatine... By bad i mean the testosterone. Reditt says you have to frontload and make sure its 21gauge sub q
Shit. I’ve been doing 18g sub q. Cycle is fucked now.
Shock the body, keep it guessing!
Receptors get saturated
You’re gonna need to go IM with that volume of icecream. It’s a bit much for subQ and the PIP will be something serious.
Im assuming that’s a in-dick injection of Primo. Yes, it’s good for hardening, but not that kind of hardening. I recommend putting it in a Tablet and going suppository. It has way faster absorbion that way. The anal cavity cleaves off quite a bit of the ester on entry.
I got some serious gains and pumps in the gym when @Milfpounder was using it as lube.
You really need to layer in accutane. Like all of it. It mixes well with the rest of the orals once it hits the liver.
I love the way super physiological levels of accutane make my cum taste like burnt hair. I IM that daily with some crushed up super lean tabs per @TheParrotMan suggestion.
TheParrotManThis cycle makes no sense. Honestly you should do a lot more research before starting something like this. I doubt you have even done a cycle before and that you are lying about your 23rd cycle.
Also, ice cream isn't a steroid, idk why you would think that. I would stick with TRT only and a doctors guidance bro.
Go on......
ice cream is the best oral steroid ever put on the market. The only downside is that it doesn't mix well with Jim Beam or JD
You're right. This is a terrible, terrible cycle. Thank God for experienced users like you for calling it how it is.
What would you recommend, other than lowering the ice cream dosage to make this cycle more appropriate for a beginner like @randomdude? maybe he should try fat free ice cream in a cone PWO? maybe spread that 5k test out over 2-3 days for stable blood levels? What ya think?
He's just a completely reckless beginner and could really use your help.
TheParrotManhe needs to focus on lowering his e2 @Milfpounder
Yes he called me on the phone earlier and told me his E2 is 192. What do you recommend?
I tried fat free ice cream once. I was farting like a mother fucker for days.
But the gainz.
Popular post .. nj @randomdude and excellent cycle
No anal sunning protocol? Bro, that’s literally where Vitamin D comes from.
Bleaching is painful but faster
Dammit. Cycle is ruined. I’ll have to start all over.
Up the superdrol and you’ll be good
G2G
This cycle will only work if you main line It you as probably have too much scar tissue from all the previously run cycles.
And this is what I’m sick of. All you TikTok clout chasers doing these low dose runs thinking you’re going to get jacked like Arnold. First off, are you even doing butthole shots to get your baseline? Probably not.
Literally laughed out loud at “butthole shots.”
Funny cuz it’s true tho
5k test would be so fun lol
Not once did you mention boofing it so I declare this entire cycle bogus….back to the drawing board
This is great lol