+ 2 WHICH EROIDS MEMBERS WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET IN PERSON
If you were able to meet some of your Bros here from eroids, who would it be and why.
I've tried to meet with Suzy, but Vking and that damn long gun of his always seem to poke through her bedroom window at the worst possible moment.
I can't possibly name everyone, because I like a LOT of members here. So I hope nobody feels slighted if I didn't pick you. But my first pick of anyone I would like to meet would be ED. We speak a similar language, and he has a wit that would go over well at any bar---I mean it's easy to look smart when everyone around you is trashed, and we would be unstoppable. We could talk politics, philosophy, and other important social issues such as alcohol enemas.
But there are times when tact and intelligence aren't going to get it done, especially when things get rough in certain neighborhoods during shady drug transactions. Those times call for brute force and that means a big, bruising fucker with an overbite and scars. That calls for SHRAPNEL. I know I can count on him to handle a group of thugs as I make my way to the car to GTFO of Dodge. And he's tough enough to recover from the injuries after I pick him up from the hospital.
Then there's BFG----I'd like to meet him so I could pick his brain about what REALLY goes on with the steroid underworld---plus having lunch at his mansion would be complete TITS.
But enough about me...lets talk about me some more.
I'd also like to meet TREAD, because he said he'd pay me $27 to sleep with my wife, and there's no way I'm turning down free money. He's a nice guy and he's from Texas which means we could go to his house and shoot guns---using the monkey bars at the daycare center next door as a target....perfectly legal in the Lone Star state.
So let's hear from you----who would you meet if you could??
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I fucking love that movie. "Sometimes I put a E on the end of it. Pronounce it Ditre. Makes it sound cool."
Lol. That movie changed my life.
it is bill.. and no I didn't get that visual until you put it out there...
Im lookin for side jobs. just gotta pay rent and cars this month ;)
Hey cracker! Don't be tryna steal my work.
Big d lol his raging posts r too funny
Nitti, 7gothic and ED. The first two, I've grown to respect based on the intelligence of their posts, specifically the ones on religion. ED, well, fuck the guy is a riot, but there`s also a lot of knowledge behind his wit.
AnonHow to effectivly use duct tape and dispose of hookers is counted as wit?
lol, duct tape? I hear he uses his sour cream pump gun from taco bell to both kill and dispose of bodies. How badass is that!
Spoken like a dude that's never killed a hooker. Kill a hooker and we'll talk about wit. Until then... run along
AnonPeer pressure like a motherfuka lol
Thanks pal. :).
BigBmajAlayna. She's got a good head on her beautiful body.
right back at ya B ;0)
Probably that popeboy1 guy, he is a real stallion, I've always liked him. Especially when he leaves the gym and he's all swole and sweaty. I bet he's a real sex machine. No homo
tread-mLmaooo...No phukin doubt bt that brother. Hey fasho no homo but me and the P Dawg Bad Boyz for life playa no doubt bout! Comin to see yo ass this summer even if later and we gonna wreck that muth phukin police dept that noght bitchezzzzzz! No doubt bro, more felonies goin down that night than at Goths hous on a Saturday night during a bbq! That's even if you and I are at the bbq with our phukin goat tour and Asian sex acts Bancock style booth ...magic hat trick bitchezzzzz now what!!!!
For realzzzz my brutha love to meet the Pope and that's shit happenin PUT THAT SHIT ON YOUR CALENDAR BITCHEZZZZZ!.
PS ...BETTER MAKE SURE THE DEDUCTS ARe ALL IN check ON THAT PREPAID LEGAL!
I betta start puttin in da OT now, fuggit I might just have to get a personal loan for that, I wonder what da loan officer gonna say when I tell her what da loan fur, Umm.....yes mam we need a $5000 loan for short and long term legal issues, we'll be back in a few weeks to get a much larger loan for lawyer feez cause this is just for the bail money, you wuz in biy scouts nigga, you know the motto "be prepared"
tread-mBOOOOM! Eagel badge come in handy baby! Wheeeeeew! Phuk I can't wait Nooks! These mutha phukas not ready for the 2 of us, phuk 'em, that's their prob!!!
Definitely Papa Swole..... I heard he's effin huge LOL with tons of advice from personal experience. I'm just sayin : )
PapaSwole:-)
I would like to meet IRISH!
LOL... yeah me too boss..... and you know full well why! the most memorable moment of the year so far (not)... the word come- uppence pops to mind lmfaoooooo
I just literally LOL!
Got to hit the gym right now but I will call back later to tell you all who I would REALLY like to meet
That better be me Mister or you will be living on soup bones for the rest of the week lol > and for your information both Goth and Grrrl are coming to England so hopefully we can have a meet >that would be nice
....I'll meet you suzy.
MWaaaaaah hi ed its been a while
Yes it has. You should call me. (Don't tell Vike I said that.)
lol office number would be the best bet > I still have both so its no bother
You are looking at a BAN... flirting with a known mass murderer is a breach around here ya know ? you wont reach him at home or in the office ,.. hes sat in a lock -up.. has been for the last 7yrs..... FYI.
Oh uh hey there Vike. I got out. You must not have read:
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/how-to-run-a-cycle-in-t....
Or you would have known.
Yes. Office puhleeze. We can talk about gear and stuff.
Buildbigger86Haha, your to much man.
But i would have to say girl,muta,goth,rusty, oldhead, Viking, Nitti, and Bodybuilder
oh not me huh? traitor! ill remember that when yr ass is in my town!
Andromeda
^^^^^^^ creeper ^^^^^^^
haha jk bud she seems pretty cool
Creeper would have been if he had said he wanted to meet me because he was tired of standing out side my bedroom window.. Seems Pretty Cool WHAT?? I'm a least the 9th coolest chick on eroids.. and the 7th coolest dude (cause I'm mistaken for a guy a lot)
Oh shit. You aren't a dude?
Ed... It was a strap on! I'm sorry! Hangs head in shame.. I know you are disappointed but it was your own fault... you have an ass that anyone women would kill for!
Strap on? I thought it was the var.
I just tell him that.. I don't want him to feel bad Greg.. GOD! It's a blow to most men when a girl has a bigger cooter than they do.. Now all I'm gonna hear is how he's soooo little Thanks Greg!
tread-mUmmmm.....we don't have cooter's : /
I was trying to be ladie like... I've already said strap on and ass I didn't want to say clit for someone like BFG to come along and read! But since you insist.... I didn't want to hurt eddies feeling for having a bigger clit than he has weiner!
She was probably just talking about ED
LMAO!
outside the bedroom window can't tell the difference between strapon and a real one! can't blame ed for this
Ed was in the bedroom... he can't stand outside the window... He's too loud.. and the chickens like chasing him..
At least I don't have to say No homo after you Cyber me.
Ed you said "NO HOMO" after you made me a sandwich.. WTH is up with that??? (I'm thinking I should not have eaten that)
WHAT THE FUUUUHK U THINKIN!? You best not be eatin no dayyyyum samich!! Them der fuckers r poison!! You want a cheat meal??? Best behave thur missy!!