+ 2 WHICH EROIDS MEMBERS WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET IN PERSON
If you were able to meet some of your Bros here from eroids, who would it be and why.
I've tried to meet with Suzy, but Vking and that damn long gun of his always seem to poke through her bedroom window at the worst possible moment.
I can't possibly name everyone, because I like a LOT of members here. So I hope nobody feels slighted if I didn't pick you. But my first pick of anyone I would like to meet would be ED. We speak a similar language, and he has a wit that would go over well at any bar---I mean it's easy to look smart when everyone around you is trashed, and we would be unstoppable. We could talk politics, philosophy, and other important social issues such as alcohol enemas.
But there are times when tact and intelligence aren't going to get it done, especially when things get rough in certain neighborhoods during shady drug transactions. Those times call for brute force and that means a big, bruising fucker with an overbite and scars. That calls for SHRAPNEL. I know I can count on him to handle a group of thugs as I make my way to the car to GTFO of Dodge. And he's tough enough to recover from the injuries after I pick him up from the hospital.
Then there's BFG----I'd like to meet him so I could pick his brain about what REALLY goes on with the steroid underworld---plus having lunch at his mansion would be complete TITS.
But enough about me...lets talk about me some more.
I'd also like to meet TREAD, because he said he'd pay me $27 to sleep with my wife, and there's no way I'm turning down free money. He's a nice guy and he's from Texas which means we could go to his house and shoot guns---using the monkey bars at the daycare center next door as a target....perfectly legal in the Lone Star state.
So let's hear from you----who would you meet if you could??
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I didn't! I swear!.. I swear!... I'm being good.. being really really good.. eatin me some taters and chicken as we type... over half a gallon of wa wa down.... I gave that samich to tha dog... I will not disappoint you girlll ... please don't take that cheat meal... I won't mess up.. trust me... (hangs head and vows I will stab Ed in the eye for getting me in trouble..
bastard)
See...Ed is just tryin to sabotage ya. He isnt no good friend..ask my sweetheart!! That jack ass actually had the gonads to de-friend him on ass space and let my poor baby hang out to dry in a initiation hazing. Pfff some "friend" he is. If he ever comes round our place he betta proceed with caution...i set up booby traps for him. Ever catch urself an Ed?? Well im gonna be the first.
Don't be tryna ruin what Treadman and I have together. I sleep on his dirty ass couch every night. I take him to bingo every morning. I help him get out of the car. I trim his ear hair.
I'm His buddy Where are you when he needs help? Who the hell knows. Off playing with some damn firemans firehose. Where were you last night at his birthday party at the roller skating rink? That's right pissing on his emotions while I skated couple with your boy tread. No homo.
So don't be giving me any of your shit about how you care. I'm the one there for the old man, You are just some chick that is playing with his old old...very Old ass emotions.
Hope you feel good about yourself.
All my love, no homo
Treads real buddy.
Ed.
I had a feeling something was up with him.. you know he ask me to put him on my cell phone plan.. something about your honey limiting his text and stuff.. I should have know there was more to it than that.. When yous catch him.. can you put him on display so we can see what a Ed looks like???? Maybe do a national geo special on it??? I wanna make sure I say far far away from and kind of Ed... trouble maker Charlie!
You don't need a pic of Ed.
Just imagine perfection.
That is Ed.
I had to. The no homo rule book section 8.6.442, subsection 8b states:
No homo must be stated not implied, when performing work normally designated as a "Woman's Job".
This includes, washing dishes, Making sandwiches, Cleaning the bathroom, Tending kids, and Mopping the floor. However, if your place of employment requires you to perform one of the listed tasks, no homo is not required unless of course you are employed in a field that was originally meant for a woman. This list includes airline stewardess and telephone operator.
beavisTread,Goth,Hrdbdygrll,pope,Nitti,Banner,Phoenix, and sexymexy
How many people actually go to the Arnold classic? If you've been there you've probably seen me.... At least within the last few years
I think we should have a eroid bash like tread stated for all the regulars! It would be cool to meet all you crazy fuckers!
definitely papa swole ;)
I'm still waiting on my dinner invite from you and Grrrl... It would be a very interesting dinner conversation.
All the better if you went out to get more wine and left me alone with grrrl and the hot tub...
Tread, because he strikes me as someone that goes out of his way to befriend everyone.
ED for the same reasons you mentioned.
All the old farts my age so we can reminisce about the 70's
All the female members because I have high test levels and am perverted.
I would say Pank and ED. Pank because he sounds like he has been there and done that and probably should write a book. And Ed, because ED is fucking crazy. I would also like to meet Tread, 7gothic and HrdbdyGRRL too.
AnonUmmm HBG and Suzy B. I would love to train with them one day.
All us Grrrls would rock the gym ;-) ... I ll add Andromeda to the list of grrls as well as Pinky, Heart, and Alayna ...
And on that day.... Not a single man lifted!!
Or gave a fuck...well..they generally dont. Just sayin.
tread-mPHUK NO THEY DIDN'T!
AnonI would love that!!
X2... However, HPG is killing me with diet and training now.. I know I couldn't keep up with her.. and Suzy.. OMG! I am gonna add Hardbdygrrrrl, Tread, Uncle Vikie, You and Ed.
Best be drinkin that H2O sista!!! Lol...dont worry i will give ya a cheat MEAL (not day) in there soon..but betta keep at it.
gulp, gulp, gulp........ I'm on dis... I've never wanted to be a dude, but after 63 visits to the bathroom yesterday it would be soooo much easier to just wipe it out and use a urinal! just sayin! I'm doing it... Tminus 20 till next meal! I'm already seeing change btw... dis shit crrry!
GUUURLLL...i got u!! I LOVE ♥LOVE someone doin the work! I cannot wait to see how it comes along.
I would like to meet savage, I have a whole diary of beatdown idea's i would like to share with him ;) , sorry for bringing up old shit but some things just cant be forgotten lol
oh yes, not many people here who remember savage..
HRDBDYGRRRRRRRL
;-)
Well I cant lie, I can definately see me and goth back to back,bicep veins bulging, in a bar fight scenario!!!Goth and grrll are def at the top of me to meet list! I'm actually gonna get to meet up with two of my favourite members next mar! My boys Dub G and Granitebully!!!Of course gorlrilla will be there too! Wouldn't mind high fiving fast48 in real life. Hell of a guy. I know one thing for sure.... I just wanna go to treads house to meet him, AND every other single mofo on eroids that are also there to see him!!!! lol!!I know so many cool ppl on here its impossable to list them all!
Also juice... that coffee has accrued intrest and is now a steak dinner!!!!!
I think it would be bad ass if we all lived in the same city with a big ass gym called Eroids 247 that way we could all work out together, I would like to meet all of you.
Nobody wants to meet me :( ? ?? That's fine! That's just fine!! You know who id like to meet? No one! Your all assholes ! Lol jk ....................fuckers
Hahahahaha u know I love u JPrizz!!
I'd like to meet you j prizz to the shiz! I think we are all afraid that you will stab us.
youve got a valid point lol jk
tread-mAlright I sorta hate these sorts of things given someone (Ed) will always get ass hurt so I'll keep it generic. I would luv to roll with my whole possy here a few times a yr. Just get together at bigtime events such as sturgis type things and have a blast. Raise some hell, break a few minor laws (couple major just sayin) and be together.
Aside of the possy it really would be cool to just meet everyone, put faces with these personalities and have an all out Eroids bash at a super resort (party resort Cancun style not somewhere children would be offended by Naked Ed. No Ed epcot is not what I had in mind little bud). Alright so who ARE my possy? If I talk to you very frequently in PM then we Nooka's and you're in the possy. Ed is in the possy too even though I give him shit everyday but Ed stands for every day and keeps the blood levels stable you know, I've explained this about prop people snap out of it! It was cute though last night, I was telling Ed about this and he was doing some checks on it for me since he has some writing style ad he said I'm in the possy right T, I mean you call me a possy all the time. Just the other day even you said "you big hairy possy leave me the F alone and quit calling here, how did you get this number?" Lol...yeah Ed, something like that little tiger, you're a possy bud no worries.
Anyway, you all know who you are, my Nooka's, that roll with me daily...except Ed! I'M JUST KIDDING YOU BIG ILLSHAVED POSSY!
WTF? I thought I was THE Possy? No one else.
Just the other I heard you tell Vike that you couldn't get the Possy to get off your couch? and you said "Yeah, I added the Possy to my cell plan" I'm the only brother living on your couch! I'm the only brother on your cell plan. WTF?
Treads dog liddle tread sleeps on that sofa bro! it just sits there all day looking numb licking its bollocks and draggin its manky ass all over the cushions... he has it trained to fuck midgets on the whistle,last time i called round i was just whistleing the theme tune of the good,the bad,and the ugly that little bastards ears pricked up and it was on my leg grindin ana humpin till big tread walked in and shouted hey liddle tread in a deep base texan accent that made my teeth chatter GIT YO MFing ASS OUTA HERE YO FLEA HOE i swear bro the little bastard shat itself it was shaking so much after the roar of the texan roid king! he threw is stetson at the telly which blew up on impact... fuck me that place is in chaos bro i would rather sleep in a cardboard box than than risk my life doing one night on the Ts sofa.
Yeah the sofa is a little stanky but I'm cool with it. Liddle tread and I have something special together. He completes me. He loves it when I whistle "Winds of Change"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
Hows the flea bites after a night on ***liddle treads *** cushions bro you got flat hair with all that dog jizz or what!
Anonawesome mullet that dudes rockin!
CleyonHe always wears a hat because he's BALD! To much Test Prop I heard.
Ahh the scorpions right!... that should keep the little bastard calm lol.
I would love to meet frankie that little scamming prick. I would bitch slap him several times and throw him off the London bridge.
While in London I'd love to meet and train with the MOD/PRO/GOD VIKING! A man I genuinely admire (NO HOMO) and look up to. That also goes for Suzy as well.
As for the US crew I'd like to meet goth, tread, sarge and arm wrestle grrrllll!
From the land down under..the usual suspects....Walla, poo, kk, etc etc
Frankie, usp, and that twat northerngear. Good times. And I got much respect for you Aussies, I wanna come drop off a fuckin care pack for you guys in a damn chopper after hearing what it's like there yesterday.
So, I avoided answering this for a while because it's a pretty complex question. It seems simple enough, but after you've been here a while "real life" isn't so much real life. I decided I should answer this to better explain my relationship with certain people. Certain people may say things to me I wouldn't like other members to say. We say it's because we know them in "real life." No, we haven't actually met them, but we have a closer relationship and it certainly feels like real life. Anyways, I guess my list would be these people. You all know who you are. Tread, Juicinator, Bellona , and my Nitti ;-P
tread-mAwwwww...sweet girl!
It has nothing to do with being sweet. I'm just trying to butter you up to get closer to your wife. You already know this though. ;)
You dont count! You're at the top of my list. All love! I would have to meet Ed tho. I'd follow him around with a video camera for a day. I'd have a box office smash! Smoke a bone with Juicinator. GS9902, my brother from another mother! Spar with Hollywood! Hrdbdygrrrl. Shit I'd want to meet so many ppl for different reasons. I can't go through em all.
damn you know that could be any weekend ;-)
I would love to meet grrrl i think we would get on like an house on fire,i hate mard girlie girls and she certainly dosent come across as being like that to me! i would also like to meet hollywood boy he seems to be like my hubby with a bad boy streak in him,and i wouldnt mind a go on the back of his bike that would be fun,and not forgetting supernova i would love to train him and prove that being trained by a women could really pack some heavy duty beef onto his frame,just to prove a point lol.
Miss Suzy, you would be welcome on the back of my ride any ol' time (and I mean that with the utmost respect to both you and Vike)
RESPECT..to you my brother