+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tread-mI told him "skin flute" , I must have broke up on the call and he missed part...phukin sprint!
I told you to go to Verizon, that poor boy is went thru 5 goats today and the goats have been sleeping for hours
Goats?? You have Goats???
btw great pics
Dammit Greg! You said those goat pics where private! (Thanks pope, I'm still trying)
btw if im being flirty don't take that as im being nice to you lol, just saying ha ha ha jk ;)
Yeah, I know you're just trying to my Wonder Woman undies, I thought I told you already... If you try to wear G Strings it will only aggravate your hemorrhoid even more and Greg it's tired of putting cream on it!
You know you like the way they look on me
Yes I do! So much that I took pictures to remind me of how sexy you are!!
Lol Greg's going to get mad you took pictures of him leaving the cave
well, well, well, you must be new to the cave, you are going to have to go through the same initiation process everyone else has. Ill let tread and greg fill you in on that one
p.s. don't take the apple outta the goats mouth
initiation process?? I'm game! As for the goat and the apple... Some poor bastard should have told me that sooner... This bitch is yelling and screaming like a women being chased by Freddy... Now for the record I do not have a knife after him so I'm assuming the rubber object in my hand resembles one.. IDK! Either way, I don't think you fellas are gonna be lovin this goat tonight.
you scare me a little lmao
Its alright pope.. I promise I have lube, duck tape and some blue foam cushion. Nothing to be scared of baby... I love you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you... I promise baby.. Just relax!.................................................................................................................................................. Awwww, I gotta get home.. Thanks babe I'll call you tomorrow ;-)
lmmfao, I love you
yes baby I know... But you've given it up now... I think maybe we should see other people!
Why does this always happen to me? Soon as I fall for someone they decide to hit me with the "I think we should see other people line" ! Well don't coming running home when I get the strawberry flavored jello
U aint gettin no jello!! Nutella and flamin cheetos is all u be gettin..perhaps a crab rangoon or two but that jello....pfff hands off there slim shady!
Lol I can't believe you went there. Now I'm definitely getting thejello lmao
I dont know if you are aware..but HPG dont share.. i walk in for comps and they all be like...ugh fuuuk she's here ......game over. They just hand over my trophy at that point. When i ask for Jello.... Bill Cosby shows up and says yo HPG here is yo J E L L WHHOOAAA dayyyuuum!! Luckwith that one!
Lmao you have definitely been round my boy tread to long
You got that back asswards. Pfff i gotta scooo u too!?
Take me.... to skule
Sorry...open enrollment for HPG University closed for the summer. We would be happy to accomodate u at a later date. All seats have been filled for the next session...but i am sure if u asked that cute cuddly fuzzy wuzzy silverback he may give u his class notes..til then...peace out bitchezzz!!
Ouch, if I had an ego you just crushed it lol
Awwwee ....it'll bee aaigghhtt! Just gotta grab ur patience hat and alll will be good in da hood! ((((Hhuugg)))) there...ya feel a lil betta?
I'm going to be limping around for a while after the verbal ass raping I just got.
Rub some Tussin on it!
BTW I haven't ever been good at following the rules so don't be surprised to see me under the teachers desk
Let that tussin get on in there. See betta
tread-mLmmfaooooooooooo...............OMG YOU USED TO BE A 15 YEAR OLD BOY DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!
Clifford the clitois is the size of a fifteen year old boy... Does that count?
tread-mIt absolutely does! Btw, don't put condoms in your wallet they get holes in them so my dad said!
Then I'll have to get into the hello kitty panties... I mean talk about the hello kitty panties, not that I would actually get into them -particularly after tred has worn them... well maybe anyway.
What was I talking about?
initiation my nooka, I think you were telling him he'll have to put on hello kitty panties, tread said something about goat baths and jello? ah hell we'll figure it out.
He told me all this fucking jello was for the guests after the parade tomorrow...now the truth is out...eh heeem...someone has some splainin to do!
tread-mUmmmmmm, well, let's see, ummmmmmm...oh, hey baby I made you some jello, sweet of me huh? ; )
You gotta wake up a lil earlier than THAT to pull one past me my lil sleepin beauty!!
So we aren't letting the guys jello fight!?? I'm not coming then... Unless you're letting Jeffry out!
Nooo we will have Jeffrey put away for the night. He only comes out on those "special" occasions (wink wink). Lez show these bitchez how we roll Andro!
idk of these bitchez can handle you and I together... It's either gonna turn into a circle jerk, sword fight or a porn... They can't handle that!
tread-mI can't wait to you and Anrdo show us "how to roll"! Will there be dvd set? Go ahead and pencil me in !
PENCIL!?!?!?! HONEY!!! You know u always get the VIP for any HPG event!! You may have a few haters along the way but...pfffff they can all go piss up a rope!! It'lll be aaaiiiggght!
Tread you my oldest friend here, make sure I get a front row seat 2
now see you take a innocent thing like goat baths with jello.......................... lol
oh yeah I meant to say tread has a special surprise for all the guess tomorrow and something about you were included, he didn't go into graphic detail but he did say HPG was going to love it
tread-mUmmm, uh, hi there...made you some fresh jello for your arrival . Pretty sweet of me huh? There's plenty, BIG BIG BATCH just for us.
Him is a her nooka!! Hello Kitty Panties?? Trend, I told you if I gave those to HPG you best not be wearing them you promised! Dammit! Now how am I gonna get the skid marks out?? Guess I'll go iron the Dora ones...
Treads a her??? just when you thought you know someone and some news like this comes out!!! I have been gone for way to long!!!
OMG it was big news.. HPG has taken the man role! But that was a long drawn out thread about sword fights and ass hair braiding!