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Username meanings?

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There used to be a post about usernames and their meanings. That was about a year ago and I can't find it. I'm seeing some strange usernames lately and i'm curious. Poofinger used to take the cake. Now I see Turdgurgler (wtf) , Bigtoe and all kinds of strange names. So what does yours mean? This should be fun.

jdiggler51's picture

Me and my brother both used to compete in allot of judo tournaments growing up. We had an inside joke that at alllot of the tournament's it was mostly asians and that they probably couldnt tell us apart cause we always got confused for each other. Then one day we were in the locker room and we heard 2 guys talking about us. My brother was like what did he say? I was like they were trying to figure out which one of of us was which. Then my brother said in a completely inappropriate accent oh bigger one he M diggler, other one he J diggler. I think we had just watched boogie nights and apparently he was playing up all the stereo types that day about asians. It was just a joke that always stuck. He wanted to get tattoos at one point.

Greg's picture

I bet you're big and busting out inside, ready to take on the world... not small at all.

iStallion033's picture

Italion Stallion with a spoof off the apple convention for naming their devices. At pee-wee football my coach loved the fact my father was right off the boat Italian ( lived in a small town so foreigners were rare), so he gave me the nickname and it stuck. I never did understand why "adults" would always laugh and look at each other funny when they heard the nickname until I saw the rocky movies once I got to high school.

nospringchicken45's picture

just what it says OLD!!! lol

jimmie's picture

My boyfriend's name is Jim and I was 9,813 days old when I met him. No, not really.

ANBRO's picture

I had yours right!!

Made me think of you, Change cold to Swoll..LMFAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

turdgurgler's picture

So back in Nam' this Vietnamese hooker used to gargle my dookie, its a weird fetish ive got :/.... no honestly back when I used to sit around and smoke pot all day my friends and I would come up with the most offensive vulgar names we could for our videogame accounts

thefusion's picture

Oh, so that's why you were complaining about shitting less on tren!

turdgurgler's picture

Ahhhhahaha im serious bro I think u absorb more of ur food man. Im a twice a day guy and its down to like 3 times a week!

Nitti's picture

That is fucking awesome!

turdgurgler's picture

Hahahaha

IronWorker86's picture

Well...! Cause that is what I am IronWorker and there is no better local. Doesn't beat the gurgler though.!

IronWorker86's picture

Well...! Cause that is what I am IronWorker and there is no better local. Doesn't beat the durgler though.!

viper10's picture

the love of my life parked in my garage,viper 10 cylinders

ANBRO's picture

"Ruler of Men"

Odin's Son's picture

Fun fact....I either read or watched a segment about how the sun will expand during its last death throws before dying. The sun will expand so much that it absorbs the earth and a few other planets. I think that is predicted to happen before the collision with Andromeda. Still it is in the billions of years in the future.

ANBRO's picture

I have no doubt that anything colliding with me could destroy the earth! ;)

EmeraldLaoch's picture

its a scientifically proven fact that if they didnt have vaginas mens selective hearing would be even worse.

LadyLuck's picture

I can't imagine your selective hearing getting any worse! ;)

kodiakGRRL's picture

jhc.. the selective hearing gene is horrible..... or maybe just as bad as the I heard you but I m not acknowleding it gene....

EmeraldLaoch's picture

AHAHAHAHA GUILTY AS CHARGED. Sometimes im looking right at her and nodding my head and saying "uhuh, yeah" and when shes done i have no idea what she was talking about. She just talk so much, its hard to distinguish the important stuff from the rest. LOVE YOU SWEET HEART! @ VenuS

ANBRO's picture

Guys you need to take a page out of SC's book.. He can recite it back verbatim and will still have no idea. Example.

Me: Hey we need to decide what we are going to do Saturday go out to dinner with friends or have date night, which do you prefer?
SC: It don't matter
Me: You where not paying attention where you?:
SC: Repeats the entire thing.. and stops.
Me: So what do you want to do??
SC: About what?
OMFG..

LadyLuck's picture

HAHA! I'm not sure which would be worse!

kodiakGRRL's picture

so are you exercising your selective hear gene or the I didn't acknowledge you gene until I bugged the snot out of you and you got irritated... lol

kodiakGRRL's picture

any way you slice it.. still = ruler of men

Nitti's picture

Ha! Silly silly girls!

LadyLuck's picture

I couldn't figure out who my new friend Andromeda was! lol now I know Smile SCC changed her name! (I like it!!)

kodiakGRRL's picture

plus 100 ;-)

CaptainSwole's picture

Mines fairly simple it's a nickname I've had since grade school. Poofinger seems pretty obvious but turdgurgler kinda sick. Bet he'd love poofinger to scratch the inside of his throat.

turdgurgler's picture

LMFAO

evilgoose's picture

Trucks name over radio while deployed due to a shitty tattoo

Cyrus the Virus's picture

herpes

Cyrus the Virus's picture

seriously though I make screen names from movie characters. makes it easy to find avatars....

MASSIVE48's picture

Just trying to be MASSIVE.