+ 2 WHICH EROIDS MEMBERS WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET IN PERSON
If you were able to meet some of your Bros here from eroids, who would it be and why.
I've tried to meet with Suzy, but Vking and that damn long gun of his always seem to poke through her bedroom window at the worst possible moment.
I can't possibly name everyone, because I like a LOT of members here. So I hope nobody feels slighted if I didn't pick you. But my first pick of anyone I would like to meet would be ED. We speak a similar language, and he has a wit that would go over well at any bar---I mean it's easy to look smart when everyone around you is trashed, and we would be unstoppable. We could talk politics, philosophy, and other important social issues such as alcohol enemas.
But there are times when tact and intelligence aren't going to get it done, especially when things get rough in certain neighborhoods during shady drug transactions. Those times call for brute force and that means a big, bruising fucker with an overbite and scars. That calls for SHRAPNEL. I know I can count on him to handle a group of thugs as I make my way to the car to GTFO of Dodge. And he's tough enough to recover from the injuries after I pick him up from the hospital.
Then there's BFG----I'd like to meet him so I could pick his brain about what REALLY goes on with the steroid underworld---plus having lunch at his mansion would be complete TITS.
But enough about me...lets talk about me some more.
I'd also like to meet TREAD, because he said he'd pay me $27 to sleep with my wife, and there's no way I'm turning down free money. He's a nice guy and he's from Texas which means we could go to his house and shoot guns---using the monkey bars at the daycare center next door as a target....perfectly legal in the Lone Star state.
So let's hear from you----who would you meet if you could??
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I talked to him the other day, he might actually be there right now.
CleyonDamn! and he didn't invite me...
poofinger
Easy... Viking, good ole uncle Zewi and Cdaddy. Those three have helped immensely in the short time I have been here.
Oh you know who I'd reallllly like to meet
benchinitor. That would be a good time for me.
You scmuck! ;)
AnonIts funny, I see "meeting someone" can be taken as a friendly way, or in the "Id like to wrap my hands around their neck "way.
I have to say I feel fortunate in even the people Ive disagreed with seem like interesting and fun people to meet.
For me it would be a little like meeting 100 older wiser guiding brothers
Damn, how did I miss this post last night? Of course the narcissist in me jumped for joy at the very sight of my name. I think our possibility for a kick ass conversation may possibly be overshadowed by the fact that in real life I'm actually John Stamos. That seems to pollute 90% of all my conversations because the only thing people want to talk about is my role in "Full House". It seems that no one has seen the amazing Lifetime television for women and homos roles that I nail once every six months. I would also say don't count me out of the bar fight either. When I go out I'm always carrying either nun chucks, katana's or a bow staff so I can be quite handy when shit goes down. Oh, and you would have to bring Girlie with you too. I think It wouldn't be complete with out the little lady. Perhaps afterwards we could stop by Taco Bell and get some cheesy fiesta potatoes.
As far as meeting with Eroiders, It's tough to name everyone who I'd like to meet up with because I think that I'd probably get along with everyone. Some Like Tread and Vike, not together but individually. I'm afraid if together it would have the makings of the uncomfortable parts of Shawshank redemption. With Tread, I'd take bird hunting because 1. I'd have a gun to protect my sweet ass from Tread's advances, and 2. I think hunting with the old boy would be a good time. With Vike I'd have dinner with he and his wife at a fancy eatery, just because the English accent would make me feel uppity. I think I'd like to go to a boxing match with Nitti, he'd keep the fight interesting. I'd like to go to a water park with Muta, just because I know we would get kicked out.
I'd like to compete in Jeopardy against Zewi and CDaddy. I would win of course but it would be a close match. I would like to go to a shooting range with Cleyon and teach him how to shoot. I would like to get in a street fight with Irish, not against each other of course but against a gang of 50 Midgets, just to see how we would do. Of course Irish would be wearing a leprecaun outfit. I can't picture him in anything else. Finally, I'd like to kill hookers with Everclese. He would know what he is doing and could keep a cool head.
I'm sure I'm missing a few that I would still like to hang out with like Supernova. I'd like to be his roomate and wingman for a month. I believe that I could work miracles with that little bastard and even perhaps get him laid.
CleyonDude I'd go to the range with you anyday! But just to make it more fun we should go to an IDPA range, and plan on going through 200rds each ;-)
tread-mJohn Stamos I knew it, Tread uses his Boston accent " fockin queee"! Bird hunting cool, tis the season my friend! As to Irish, let me warn you, he and I had a little meet and greet and he wanted Meat to greet which was cool with his height and all I get it. Still, it was a no so I ran him by your country and western strip club "queee billy's" and he had some fun. Gokt on my nerves though by nights end and I got him a cab. Little Fer says "they're magically deicious you know?" About every 5 minutes! anooying as hell...he's like Napolean Dynamite with those tots in his pocket other than this midget has a pocket full of lucky charms. The Gold came in handy he bought all the drinks so cool ! I say midget , the guy is actuallyh not as short as you think, I'm referring to mental midget when I use the term. Good people at the end of the day though so its all good in the end.
Who would i like to meet??? First of all I'd LOVE to meet the ladies and would love to hit the gym with em all for a week to get different ideas and have some chic time. (Honey while i love hittin the iron with u, ya gotta admit it would be kik ass to walk in with all the girls and show the boyz how real women workout and some of them flakes that think they know how.). That bein said, Suzy (i've always said when i grow up i wanna be like suz), hrdbdygrrl (cuz i'd love to listen to ur knowledge and see firsthand u shut the men out with ur wit), zewi'swife (i see what u deal with, would want to tell ya face to face how awesome of a woman u are), muta's wife (i know he thinks ya need skills in the kitchen but i'm sure showin what u got there'd be no reason for any further skills), cdaddy's wife and any of the others i may have forgotten to say how awesome it is that they support their significant other and applaud their desire to learn just as much!
CleyonThe list is LONG, but I'll say in no particular order.
Viking & Suze, Zewi, Tread, ED, iheartyou, Nitti & Grlrilla, Goth & Grrrl, fast48, GS9902, and all you guys!
I would happily meet up with anyone on here for a cup of protein.
Awww...thanks Cleyon. I've met some great people here, especially yourself, Tread, Viking, Suzy, Hllwdbdboy, and ED, so I would be happy to have a coffee with any of them. Just not ED alone though...cos he likes to kill women lol.
Lol. Alone time with me is special time. I think you would like the Ed Van. CALL ME!
I've lost your number hun :(
I've got yours. It's all good.
I can picture it now....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4qblq0uahw
I'm just playing.
Get the Chianti ready...I'll be there soon ;)
fffttt ffftttt fftttt.
I would have to say Perses! Don't know if he is huge or a nerdy bookworm that can brew some liquid gold??
The list is long for me so many brillant minds on eroids never would have guessed when I first joined. Fast, Perses, Tread, Zewi, Ed, Viking, Cleyon. Of course I would not be willing to meet any of any of you til I put on about 50 lbs. lol. Oh and after the humbolt special offer gs9902. Been saving a box of romeo y julietta's for a special occasion. Damn almost forgot Irish. Oh and grrrl gotta have somebody around to keep my grammar in check.
Id like to meet gorrila from gorrilla gear. Hes always yelling, everything is all in caps. theres always !WOOT !
If billy mays, machoman randysavage and the kool aid character had sex and had a kid.....
telloladegrrrrrrl ;)
An eroids Halloween party with everyone dressing as their screen name
lol i would have an interesting costume!
AnonThats a great idea, as long as no one busts out that track about the ice cream truck !
The ice cream truck ARE members and they will show up in there video outfits and perform LIVE!
oh we would!!! but it would the remix lol
Maybe Lauren..;) LOL!!
StevebFrankie the scammer
Ohhh yeah. Now I think that would be one looooooonnnnnnng list of peeps wanting to meet him. One other lovely person springs to mind now that Frankie was mentioned. Mr Northern Gear. Was another delightful chap who chose to do a runner with a lot of people's cash including a fair sum from me.
I would plus one this if I could. By far the best choice.
Over the time I've been here I've made lots of friends and some of those friends turned to brothers. Nitti was my original brother from another! I've never met a complete stranger that was a soul brother until I met him. I always get happy when I see my phone and he's texting me. Same thing basically happened to me with Cdaddy. We met and clicked right away and talk every day. Our PMs are where some of my best conversations I have during the day happen. Irish and me stuck together through our ordeal of getting banned and he honestly was the only friend I had left when that went down. I'll never forget him for being loyal and never letting me forget I had family out there on new forums. Fast has become my motivation and seeing his progress and dedication pushes me to always expect more out of myself even when I don't want to. And to all my Douchebags you know who u are! BigD, Juice, OE2000, PapaSwole, Simonmagnus, Irish, Fina it may not be legal to get us all in one city! Maybe only Vegas could handle us, BigD ur footing the bill u rich bastard!
Lastly i can't forget my dear friend Grrrl(sorry goth). Grrrl is way too big of an influence on me I couldn't make a road trip without hitting her up!
I love you too big bro!! Damn! I thought I had the AI on point. See what you did? "Sniffle sniffle".
Yep....Nitti is another one of the good guys, along with the others you mention.
The guys who are on here a lot inevitably fall into the "circle-of-brothers" and you all know who you are. It's all of you guys who make eroids what it is, and you're not going to find another site like it on the net.
Vegas Hell ya we straight up should but maybe out of the country just in case it is illegal I'm thinking Cuba lol
the door is always open ..you can bring your passel of disreputable friends too.. momma will make them behave properly ;-)
Tell Goth I'll bring em a care pack of some of Calis finest:-)
tread-mNo man, we got him off the cialis with this badass Kodiak Nooka! Lol... Should relabel it wood in a bottle!
you just did ;-)
Hahaha I did didn't I? lol I'm a retard;-)
Hey now Momma bear don't make me raise the ring hand Lmao.
swole throws plastic cup and runs off.scared lol.
grrrl laughs hysterically as swole runs away
I already know Goth and Grrl from our Gym. see them about every day and have been to their house. Lets just say she is BIG. Tall and very strong, and Goth is the gym clown with a knack for pestering everyone. It's funny to see them together because she looks down at him. Love them both and consider them friends for life.
I'd like to meet NYmoto, trainbrain or wallabokkie because they are fellow bodybuilders, and most bodybuilders on the street won't talk about what gear they really use.
There are a few I would like to meet. Viking and Suzy for a start. Heaps of knowledge and experience between them and they are genuine nice people. Tread is another at the top of the list I would like to have a sit down with as well as yourself Goth. Then the Aussie crew of Poofinger, Dansta, Trainbrain, Fogg and and the lads in our little group. I am going to try and catch up with poo soon. I will be in his neck of the woods soon.
Hella long list...GS, goth, Irish, Viking, shrap, gorillafit, tread, Daddy, zewi, grrl, undertaker, swetterfish. Lets just have a huge bbq and bar event. Who's on the bar first? First to punch a preppie? Fastest to run from coppers? A typical night out. Lol!
tread-mI proposed an eroids meet and greet in Cancun Nooka...what! I keep wondering, will the Mods show up and try to keep shit in order?!!! Loool. Probably have their laps sit up on Eroids and Docking us for shit arlound the Resort pool..Tread puts your shorts back on -3 you Gorilla! Ed put your shorts back on, -3 hamster boy!....Fers!
All night beach party! Bam! Is streaking pos karma or negative?
It depends on if that's what we want to see.. if we are wearing beer goggles anything goes ;-)
Lmao! Rum and sand....off fast like a cockroach.