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+ 2 Man law violations!

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We all see them all the time. Men doing things that make you want to take away their man card! I see it every day! I know you do to. List em'!

P's picture

I've seen a man wearing a suit and trainers and slut dropping at the bus stop......

Engineereddisaster's picture

Wearing panty hose and moisturizer... sorry Big V!

manlytt's picture

Feeling mscles

Nitti's picture

Lmao! I know a guy that is always flexing something and saying "hey feel thisss"

Nitti's picture

I work with a guy who has this problem. He's such a bitch! His wide is there waiting for him at lunch on Friday to take his check. Smh

Nitti's picture

Ughhh, that dude needs to be castrated!

HotPinkGirl's picture

Saw it on my way home yesterday... Eating an english muffin and raising your pinky! tap tap tap! Wiegswifey knocks on window. Thank you sir, you will no longer be needing that. rips man card out of hand

Nitti's picture

Lol. I hate that too. Drinking coffee or tea with their pinky raised. I wanna break it!

kodiakGRRL's picture

shit, grrrl says to herself, I better show this one to goth

Thor's picture

acting really manly on eroids forums but your pics shows otherwise lol

Thor's picture

Hahaha that was not intended for you. But you can pm me if you want to know lol

BiG-BiGGER1's picture

lol

Thor's picture

men doing zumba class.......100% homo !!

707boy's picture

Bro theirs been couple times I almost feel off the stair master or tread mill from laughter seeing guys give it all they have in zumba lol makes my cardio a Lil funner lol

Thor's picture

is funny as hell but creepy at the same time lol

ac89's picture

agreed

HllwdBdBoy's picture

watching anything on MTV will get you smacked

ac89's picture

any man that drives a prius.

Undertaker's picture
ac89's picture

lol the first doll he used was hilarious.

Undertaker's picture

Any dude that uses the word "fabulous". Man card revoked.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Any dude that works at Old Navy or the Gap. WTF!

Engineereddisaster's picture

I went over to Treads house one day and he was watching The View. I thought that was pretty unmanly for about 15 minutes until I realized that Barbra Walters really does understand how I feel.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Holla at cha boye!
If you havent experienced daytime TV with the tread you haven't experienced life.

Nitti's picture

Don't poke the bear man. Lol

DBG's picture

Driniking 'fu-fu' drinks...one's with unbrellas in 'em...or weird colored pink, green, light blue weirdo daiquiri-type drinks. OR ordering one's with goofy names, like 'southern peach' or even 'sex on the beach'...ever drink a 'sex on the beach', oh man...they're terrible, please order a fuckin beer man!! GEEZ!!! Or some bourbon, damn!!!

manlytt's picture

Pedicures

Nitti's picture

Definitely! My wife is always trying to beat the man out I me by attempting to drag me to the salon to get pedicures. The eyebrow waxing too! Terrible!

manlytt's picture

How about eye brow wax.

DBG's picture

Already mentioned...BUT SERIOUSLY...SKINNY JEANS???....WTF!?!?!?!?!!!!

How about a dude driving one of the cutesy remade VW beetles...esp. if it's in a fruity color like candy apple red, or some lame pastels Easter color, LOL.

AND another thing...stop saying you have a 'Man-Cave'...man, that's gay as shit. You have ONE room in the house while your girl has the rest...so guess who is really wearing the pants there, huh????

Cheatnnature's picture

Shit just got real haha

Carlos Danger's picture

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahfuckingahahahahahahaha!!!! That's hillarious bro I will never say the word man cave ever again!

DBG's picture

HAHAHA...yes, sir. Think about that one a lil' bit, lol. Glad you liked that...I finally had the opportunity to tell some of the masses about the truth of the matter!!

equiposer's picture

Pretty much everything I say, do and feel while taking 100mgs of Clomid is a man law violation...

Nitti's picture

I'm definitely breaking man law right now. I'm watching the bad girls club with the wife. But in my defense all these chics do is fight and they're always naked

swolltroll's picture

wear pink, drink shocktop

Nitti's picture

Tanning I'm guilty of. It is the only thing that clears up my cystic tren acne! If it helps any I don't Kay in a tanning bed. I stand up free ballin in a booth. Lol

Gorillafit's picture

Really? Convertibles unmanly?
How many weekends did you ride that Fatboy this year?
BTW the tanning brings out the blue in my eyes! LOL ;-P

levelup's picture

worse than the convertible is a dude driving a mini cooper...shit pisses me off for some reason

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ac89's picture

I want to turn them into a pancake with my yukon

Nitti's picture

Do not ever have a conversation at a urinal and there should be at least a 1 urinal separation between two men