posted Sat, 08/18/2012 - 08:05
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TREN DEN OF RAGE!
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I know that when I jump on the tren train I get GROUCHY as hell. I sometimes take it out on some unexpecting passerby. I always feel bad after I do it and always look over my shoulder thinking I'll get neggd or even put on time out from the Mods. So I wanted to make a thread for anybody who needs a place to #RAGE
Let's see our best George Carlin impersonations:-)
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CleyonThe day someone invents a technology to slap people over the Internet I'm buying it for Zewi!
Anonreeeer grrrl snickers wickedly while making a clawing motion with her hand
I'm so mad right now I can't even type
I was taking Mrs.Witchdoctor6 to BestBuy for a printer. I put my signal on and waited for a lady to pull out a parking spot. Well you know the story, a douche bag in a BMW Z4 swoops into the space. The mofo gave me the "oh well" look and clicked his alarm and walked off. Now I hear the Mrs saying let it go babe, so I listened and manage to get a closer space anyway. Fast forward and walking back with the printer the Mrs decided to go to Linens n things. I put the printer in my backseat and walked up to that Z4 and snatched all 4 of his valve stems off. I kindly set them on his windshield afterwards. I swooped the Mrs up from Linens N Thing all happy and shit.
CleyonThat's a great one! Lol! I have a valve core removal tool in my glovebox... I've used it a couple of times.
I didnt want to cost the dude alot of dough....just wanted his time!
CleyonI put the cores back in, I'm not an animal! Just an easy way to deflate the tires quickly without causing permanent damage.
soggie vaginas. slash tires and go.
CleyonSaw a video of that going badly for a guy last night, I'll find it for you.
Lol
So my moms neighbor apparently backed into my truck and my nephew saw the whole damn thing. Well when my nephew told me I went straight over to their house and confronted them. Them fucks don't speak a damn word of English!! Thank god I speak Spanglish and was able to talk to them. All they kept saying was it wasn't them and that my nephew was wrong! I fucking held it together cuz I ain't going to jail cuz of some dirtbag who would hit their neighbors car and not tell them. I've been stewing for days about this pissed cuz I really have no proof that they did it. This morning I came over to my moms for breakfast and guess what she tells me. Them fucking bitches came and invited my nephew to a Bday party! Wtf now they want a free gift too!! Geezus wtf is it with people looking for free shit. Honestly I was kind of pissed at my mom for not telling them to fuck off! I keep staring at their car and that big ass boulder sitting right next to their drive way! It would look great slammed thru the windsheild!!
Lol i bet they make fun of you every morning at breakfast lmao
Giftwrap up dogshit. Put it on the porch with happy bday. Ive done it. So worth it!