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-2 Who here has done time and for how long?

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I was just sitting here listening to how Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die, and the question came to mind...
Have you ever spent time in the Clink? How long was your longest stay?
Be careful with your answer, there is no need of outing yourself but if you want to share the crime I'm all ears. If you spent time for being a pedo...Well, this question doesn't apply. I don't give a shit how long you spent time in jail. In my opinion you should be dead.
So let the games begin. Whomever spent the longest time will win a free subscription to "Prison Hottie" Magazine and a slightly used XXXL fleshlight.

UpDate:
Just to make it fair, if you haven't spent time in prison, go ahead and make something up. Just to help those who really spent time not feel so bad. That way we all have a record and everyone has a chance at the fleshlight and no one is singled out.

Update Number 2.
After further thought (Seriously heavily medicated today) Lets bag the prison question. How about you tell me your favorite color?

Mine is Blue.

cry_havoc's picture

OK just a thought guys... Lets say you had a daughter and you loved her very dearly and lets just say I dunno you also have a crazy bitch of an ex-wife that likes to stalk you and remind you that you haven't paid your parking ticket yet or that your new girlfriend isn't as pretty as your last one or maybe she could tell you she saw an interesting article about a guy with a tattoo that looks just likes yours on an unscrupulous website that she thinks the judge might find interesting the next time she calls the police for no legit reason just to cause you harm. Would any of those things make you think twice about the amount of information you tell people. My point is people can be as open as they want to be but you cannot fault a man or woman for being cautious about their story. People can glean information about you and yes even people who are closest to you can find you if they want to. You just have to be willing to accept the consequences of a foolish move. I must admit what I love the most about this site is the lack of judgmental attitude. I am not talking about busting someones balls for a stupid cycle that's all for fun at someones else' expense (which I'm all for) but the mere fact that we are all doing something we wouldn't just walk into a court of law and openly state means we are all brothers in arms LOL or maybe thieves with honor! Regardless, we for the most part respect each others boundaries and I think that's why people would rather be honest here than lie somewhere else. Which ultimately benefits everyone!

Roid Noid's picture

6 years

gcgeargold's picture

9 months and pink

Greg's picture

I gave enough detail about my arrest record... now I'm paranoid... if I let you know my favorite color is cobalt blue The cops will be able to track me down for sure!

+1

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks brotha.

fast48's picture

My 9yo kids showed me all about IP address. Registeres to attached name on computer. And shows area. Thats why. Lol

fast48's picture

Duh! Noone here is buying and talking pez or m&m's!

fast48's picture

High five! I'm here strictly for educational purposes. lol! Just wanna learn

fast48's picture

Its no worry...newb has been arguing with everyone all day. Lol

fast48's picture

Every forum all day he's been jammin false info and arguing his knowledge. First thing this morning a guy asked about using LSD on cycle. I simply said its not good. That dude wrote three paragraphs of his google search proving that LSD is completely safe and kid should eat it up. Party on. Etc...etc. Troll. Lol

fast48's picture

It's open forum so ya get a few nutties. On main page the small screen...click forums and check forum from jooced. Its been like that all day every forum with everyone. Lol

Have good night!

fast48's picture

Lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bud. It's all good I deserve the thumbs down. Hell I'm thinking I might need to call Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton and issue n official apology. Lol.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bro. You are the man. If we were in prison I'd hold on to the back of your shirt tail and let you call me Sally.

cry_havoc's picture

I was married for 11 years! Do I get the prize?

Engineereddisaster's picture

I don't know about the full prize but it is worthy of the fleshlight.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah, it's all good I guess I had it coming. Lol. Cant be ass hurt ( no homo) when I pull a dummy.

Engineereddisaster's picture

It's all good bro. I'd never been arrested before so I didn't know that it ws going to be a sensitive subject. I came here to learn so learn on I'll do.

fast48's picture

High five!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Holy shit lol 5 thumbs down. I should have asked what everyone thought about an anavar only cycle for my 15 year old brother so I wouldnt get so many thumbs down.
This would be sad if it wasn't so funny. I feel like a wrestler turned heel. Lol.

ruski's picture

think your brother will see great results

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bro that's what I thought. I keep telling him to quit being a pussy and start taking anadrol.

Engineereddisaster's picture

As long as you won brotha, that's all that matter. Thanks for playing.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Holy shit I'm losing karma on this bizzatch! Damn please have mercy onmy dumb ass! Come on show a little love for a nooka! I was just tryin to have a little fun I swear! Where are my bros on this one? Lol help!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks bro.I guess some days I'm the dog and somedays I'm the fire hydrant. Lol