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Fanboy of the week: LATTIMER20

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Hey kids, it’s that time again for your site nominated fanboy of the week.
Today’s fanboy of the week that we would like to recognize for his ability to ride the dick of his favorite source, no matter the situation, no matter the storm, no matter the amount of shit his source is putting his customers through.
Erioders, let me introduce you to Lattimer20. Our fanboy of the week.

https://www.eroids.com/users/lattimer20

I received a number of nominations for Lattimer, and to be honest, he was on my radar as well.
I don’t know the guy, never really heard of him except in passing have seen him sucking the cock of his favorite source. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen him contribute to the forums or to the site, besides the cock knawing contributions to his bae. (Oh yeah, i just used the word bae to describe this relationship.)

What I can’t figure out is how Lattie can have so much love and devotion for his source. Latt isn’t very high Karma, so I don’t imagine his lover is sending him free gear, well maybe one free vile of test but I’d bet that’s it, but this guy has serious devotion.

Now before you jump on me and say:Ed, what the hell is wrong with a little devotion?
Let me say that I have absolutely no problem with devotion, it’s when that devotion pushes you over the edge to fanboy status. When your favorite source is putting out shit gear and hurting people, not sending packages and is awol, and you feel that it is your prerogative to defend him, or jump on people if they have problems with his shit.

I have been following Latties favorite source and it has been interesting, I started to notice numerous people complaining of getting sick off of the gear, black specs in the gear, some even hospitalized, and the source is awol for quite some time.
In the middle of this, a fellow eroider makes a complaint of having black specs in his gear.
Lattimer jumps in with:

“Is that something in which you should post a picture of to accurately inform other members? That would be a horrible allegation if its not true and if it IS, I would like to know as well.. wouldn't be good."

Finally his daddy shows up to make a comment after three weeks of silence and sick people and in true fanboy fashion, he gives another fanboy some support with:
“This page is flooded with haters Shred. There was legit complaints, but as predicted, other sources see that as an opportunity to "snowball" the situation and tear down the SI. Now there is an investigation and we'll see what happens. We'll just keep being "fanboys" and get good gear and customer service.”
Hits his source with a little love:
“Wow.. What a circus. Banner.. Glad to see you back brother!

after enough shit from this source, the source gets banned. This is where Lattimer20 comes in with:
“Definitely a sad day for eroids when now these members can't have their issues fixed and a great domestic source that's been around forever cannot address anything. It's from my understanding A large portion of BanXX’x business comes through eroids.. Doubtful to me that he will continue without rebranding unless he can get this resolved. Definitely crazy how quickly tables turned on this SI over the years.”
Dude, seriously how the hell do you turn your source into a victim here? People are getting sick, he disappeared off the map for a month only to come in and make a few comments, only one time, and then he gets banned for hurting the integrity of the site.
The mods didn’t screw him, he screwed himself. Let him deal with it.

At any rate, I’m sure you who nominated him, or you who know Lattimer20 will be able to share more stories. But to me, if it looks like a fanboy, smells like a fanboy, and rides cock like a fanboy…
Must be a fanboy.
Please feel free to condemn and or defend Lattimer20. You be the judge. I'll be the voice.

Lets clear this site of the disease of fanboy, one fanboy at a time.

All my love, no homo
Ed.

P.S.
As a final Jerry Springer thought: I hope you kids will remember that its ok to have devotion to ones favorite source as long as that devotion doesn't cross the line of thinking that it is your responsibility to stand up for your source, especially when people are getting sick and hurt and making complaints. You need to let your source fix his own problems. He made his bed, let him fix it.

shawn0712's picture

The last one at least showed up and attempted to make defense.
He's at least honest and calls himself a fanboy.

The Impastable's picture

This one doesn't even know there is a forum outside of the si page.

madman's picture

I actually went to that si page and reply to one of his comments with this link and he still hasn't came here to defend himself yet.

nack1423's picture

HA!

The Impastable's picture

I can't remember, but didn't he run a "trial" of test to check for PIP, and then reported he didn't get any? Which left me having hope that he may have seen the light... And then banner returned and he force latched right back on...

Catalyst's picture

Plenty of them to be found in that particular SI.

Hustle28's picture

Seriously that place is flooded with nuthugging cum guzzlers

woody51's picture

That p.s part lmfao.... To a better eroids!

ReadyToKillIt's picture

Did anyone else catch the "vile" of test?! Ha!

ReadyToKillIt's picture

Damnit, we've cracked the code. Now we must hide....from the freemasons? Bilderbergs? The undertaker? His brother Kane? Questions abound brother. Let's roll.

Hustle28's picture

Lol wtf ru guys talking about

bigouch's picture

What these Fanboys don't realize is that at the end of the day our relationships with these sources are just business...

bigouch's picture

Lol.. Yea it's looking that way..

Hustle28's picture

Bro I nominated this kid in rtk forum post!! I'm glad he got nominated always nut hugging the src bashing members that raise issues..... Bravo ed great nomination that si is flooded with fanboys

NoWeakAces's picture

Walt Whitman would be proud of this. It's truly poetic.

Ludwig's picture

Lol...rides cock like a fanboy!!!
Ed's gonna turn these guys suicidal

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The Impastable's picture

Ed,

I humbly thank you for this service. That member is one of those jerkoffs who I'd whole handedly backhand with fresh baby powder if I ever got the chance. The shit that gargoyle spews on that SI page...

I say we let him stay, see which source he latches onto next with his grubby little fingers. "The adventure of Lattieboy." That is bound to be a hit!

scoobydoo's picture

Damn,I didn't realize people were being hospitalized over there.

Engineereddisaster's picture

It's spelled with a g if it's a gentle gnawing, if you actually draw blood it's spelled with a k.
It's in the no homo guidebook. I think chapter 13.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah bro you have to buy the hard-bound book to get the remaining 188 chapters.

rolltide3's picture

Lol I've gotten into with him and called him out before for attacking people hasn't he been banned before for this

Engineereddisaster's picture

I wondered if he had a previous account.

rolltide3's picture

I'm almost certain he did and either made a new one or the mods let him come back

fusebox's picture

Almost possitive that he had all his karma stripped along with some other members for fanboying this particular source by noid a few months back.

rolltide3's picture

Ya I got Into it with him bc he was attacking people and his comment to me was this isn't the place for that shit and a mod came in and said this is exactly the place for people to voice there opinion the mod might have been rusty can't remember

Hustle28's picture

Oh yea he would constantly attack people who would criticize his bae

fusebox's picture

Noid had a write up about this exact thing a few months back but he wasn't involved in it but a few members got banned over nuthugging this source. I wonder if he isn't one of those members

Green Ranger's picture

Lmao!

Gymjunkie01's picture

"Sperm burping slut" wtf lmao

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madman's picture

Dam ED this is great! You my man are a true comedian. This just made my day, thanks dude.