A MESSAGE FROM THE POLICE TO EROIDS MEMBERS
This is an open letter and notification that here at the DEA, we are actively involved in investigating, and specifically targeting eroids members. As a 30 year veteran of the Drug Enforcement Association, I've spent half my miserable career watching punks like you get big, strong, and unbelievably cocky....and if there's one thing we cops hate, it's cocky people who can whip our ass, and KNOW it.
Praise Jesus.
You think you're all hot shit with your big d-balls and Dicka. WELL YOU'RE NOT, SCUMBAGS!
We currently have a staff of over 11 people who are highly trained in the field of anorexic steroids, and are watching everything you say and do here on this filthy website. Every time you mention your supplier or your state of residence, we're one step closer to getting another junkie off the streets.
Praise Jesus.
Our department has asked that Congress institute the death penalty for Steroid possession. We have also asked that we bring back...not the electric chair...but rather, ELECTRIC BLEECHERS, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! That way we can fry 50 of you maggots at a time.
Praise Jesus.
So buy at your own risk...just be aware. VERY aware. Because we are watching you.
Yours truly,
Richard Head
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Officer, is that an amp cutter I see in your pen pocket..?
honestly wonder how many dude on this site work as some type of CO or police officer themselves
GearofWarLOL, the best part of stuff like this is I know a dude that supplied the local townies with their gear. Cops need gear too. They don't want to get choked out by a crackhead. I know if I was a cop I'd juice 3X as much just for personal safety reasons. Don't fuck with someone on PCP or bath salts without being sure you can overpower them.
AnonCO right here with a degree in criminal justice. Brother is a nurse and he introduced me to Eroids.
CO as in corrections officer?
ROFLMMFAO, now that's riot!
The joke is I have a tougher time getting OTC cold-medicine than I do acquiring the juice. Pharmacists juju-eye you, looking for the meth-head within; gotta show your drivers license... LOL!
This is fuckin funny! I don't think most cops give a fuck about us. Actually everyone from your average beat cop all the way up to the top! They know this shit shouldn't be illegal. Didn't the AMA & FDA attempt to stop congress from passing the steroid act in 1990?
Yes----as well as the DEA....lol.
Only in America could such stupidity prevail.
It's ridiculous really! Well every 20 minutes on the radio I hear a new ad for "Pro-gene" or some other "Testosterone boosting agent" they're trying to market to older gentlemen. "Having a difficult time in te bedroom? Have Viagra and cialis failed you? As we get older, out hormones change. A lower testosterone level will bring on depression, weight gain, impotence! Want to feel young again? Try pro-gene!". Dude, there's commercials like this popping up everywhere. Maybe some time in the near future the new school of doctors and new school of thought on AAS will change and pressure the govt to reverse their stupid law. Maybe that's wishful thinking.
Hey Nit...that "Pro-gene" a water or oil base?????????? lol
Oral bro! Lol
Anonthere is also injectible progene and progene blends out rite now.. im on a progene cycle rite now.. megadosing that shit big time
I do think there will be a change. Honestly, our family doctor is fairly young and female and when TX started getting sick a lot and not being able to keep on weight one of the first things she did was test his Testosterone levels. He's pretty young so for her to even think to do that was pretty impressive to us. It had never even crossed our minds. She immediately got him on therapy. She is fearful to give too much to someone so young and now wants him to see a specialist, but the fact that she found the problem so quickly and addressed it tells me change is coming. I am an optimist though.
That's exactly what I mean! The new school of doctors understands better. There's more evidence that backs up the idea that testosterone is useful and healthy in men with particular issues. Why does the older guy have to accept the fact that he's getting old? His old man doctor tells him "Ohh your testosterone is totally normal FOR YOUR AGE". Why is that ok? I think the next generation of doctors have a better idea of what's up and see through the fireless smoke screen. Look at all the anti aging clinics popping up all over the country and I'm sure Europe as well. As for the cops, Goths post is dead on! We all know a cop or two. Most times he was the kid that used to get slapped around and sent to the store by his "boys"! Power trip! Half of them are on juice anyway!
My doctors' said i would be the perfect candidate for aas due to all my injuries. I was having a fit about them putting me on more god fore saken pain pills and other nerve meds hands full of crap. I asked why wont you just put me on AAS or HGH less sides and better results. They honestly said i was right, but they cant due to some F-ing regulations law. They could lose their license if i didnt have the proper symptoms for the meds use. Like aids cancer growth defect and such. Well what about my overall well being and what i want its my body. Everyone knows sports players use it hell my coach helped me with certain type in high school for my knees shoulders and hips dont really remember what it was but god it felt great. Now days its in everysport and police gym. I am a walking example of its health benefits. With better knowledge from this site i feel i will even make AAS work another 75% better for me atleast.
This site is a fuckin gold mine! Soak it up!
I have been, every time I have ? I start browsing around and dude I am learning what compounds are best with what and what cycles are best with what. Dude it is insane as to how much info one needs and can learn from here. Once again thanks for the site. Its like a mental overload sometimes.
xub3rn00dlexWishful thinking :( if you haven't noticed, government has further expanded it's reach up everyone's ass. I'd say we're just about elbow deep lol
They can profit from it. Isn't that their main concern? But I know you're right. It's wishful thinking
xub3rn00dlexYeah of course they can profit from it, but I'd reckon not as much as from other drugs they play around with. AAS have a very specific user base really. But if things do change, I reckon they will go the same way that marijuana has. Rather than legalizing it completely they skirt around the social stigma attached to it ( and the political chaos ) by allowing it to be used "medically." If we do see some easing up of regulations, I wouldn't be surprised if like you guys have said we see a government backing to "anti-aging clinics." Things would just be so much fucking easier if I could walk into Duane Reade and be like " Yo doc, lemme get the usual."
CleyonI have a friend who is a DEA agent, he knows exactly what time it is with me and told me as long as I don't start ordering ridiculous quantities they don't give a rat's ass.
Thats exactly what I have said in another post, as long as you aint ordering enough for a block party customs has to much other shit to worry about. you seldom see stuff get seized. and it should be legal, 21 or older to buy. fuck they sell kids cigarettes and NO good comes out of that.
CleyonI sent you a friend request...
ELECTRIC BLEECHERS? The real death is when you are 1/2 ml short on pin day...
At 1st i was like fuck you!!Until i started reading it fukn funy
this is too good not to bump!!
I laughed so F-ing hard at this. Damn near shook out the oil I just pinned. Awesomen thread and replies guys. Made my day.
D balls and dicka hahaha richard head! Fuck the police!
is this real???????????
i like the signature hahah dick head
If you ever want to understand how completely fucked up and removed from reality are the minds and communication processes of some of our lovely non-elected federal government enforcement agencies check out the chronology of events in the Ruby Ridge incident http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Ridge. The agencies and people who thought they were "above the law" were the ATF, FBI, and US marshals. The DEA is an organization with exactly the same level of "above the law" arrogance as proven by the amount of money and effort they are spending going after UGLs, suppliers and manufacturers outside of the United States where they have absolutely no jurisdiction- not to make the USA a safer place, but to get that promotion to a higher level of bureaucratic pay grade.
are you really surprised about the dea going after people outside the us, now i know i am going to take some flack for this the us always sticks its nose where it does not belong no offense to my brothers from south of the border but over the years the us goverment has almost been in every war or big conflict they think that they should police the whole world
You're not going to take any flack from me over that one.....you nailed it right on the head.
That is exactly right....remember how they arrested musclebear in Egypt....where steriods are legal...lol
And yes, its all about the money....even on the local level where they highly publicize a petty bust for a few joints.
oh no, i guess i better use up all the evidence before I get caught, but just a fair warning, if you come looking you better bring all 11 of your boyz because your gonna need it. in his holy name we pray, amen
Can I get an Amen !!!!!!
I know him .... that must be Richard DICKhead
I'll just call that COMEDY! hA!
When we reply to him do we need to be formal and call his Mr William Head, or can we be less formal and call him Dick ???
I like Dick
(no....wait...that's not what I meant)
Lmao that's hilarious!
LMAO...... now THAT my friends is funny!!!!!
Anonthat just sounds so... WRONG
yea what he said. but i am a 50 year old grandmother of 10 just here for acting lessons. learning to roll play. thanks for leaving me be.
Wow I just laughed my ass off in front of way to many people who are now looking at me funny.
It's funny because it's true... LOL
this is one of the most bullshit things ive ever seen in my life. death penalty ha
Oh praise the lord I am so excited I want to take my belt to my teenage daughter!
Is this a joke?