A MESSAGE FROM THE POLICE TO EROIDS MEMBERS
This is an open letter and notification that here at the DEA, we are actively involved in investigating, and specifically targeting eroids members. As a 30 year veteran of the Drug Enforcement Association, I've spent half my miserable career watching punks like you get big, strong, and unbelievably cocky....and if there's one thing we cops hate, it's cocky people who can whip our ass, and KNOW it.
Praise Jesus.
You think you're all hot shit with your big d-balls and Dicka. WELL YOU'RE NOT, SCUMBAGS!
We currently have a staff of over 11 people who are highly trained in the field of anorexic steroids, and are watching everything you say and do here on this filthy website. Every time you mention your supplier or your state of residence, we're one step closer to getting another junkie off the streets.
Praise Jesus.
Our department has asked that Congress institute the death penalty for Steroid possession. We have also asked that we bring back...not the electric chair...but rather, ELECTRIC BLEECHERS, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! That way we can fry 50 of you maggots at a time.
Praise Jesus.
So buy at your own risk...just be aware. VERY aware. Because we are watching you.
Yours truly,
Richard Head
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No man, as others have said,............this is for real !!!
What do you mean "is this a joke"?
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT, SON!
Steroids are nothing to play around with. If you're in possession of steroids right now, the best thing you can do is turn them in. It'll look much better for you in court.
PM me and I'll tell you where to mail them.
And another one!
dansta123no,praise jesus!
dansta123http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRERLEM2eE
lmao wtf....
AnonI always knew you were 5 o.....
Don't get mouthy bitch. We've been watching you EXTRA close. By the way, love those silk thongs, and the way you straddle that stud hubby of yours like a carnival ride.
AnonYou are just jealous copper...keep watchin' enjoy the show
The entire department is enjoying the show mamn. All of our surveilance video is kept on file...and occassionaly leaked to internet file-sharing sites like Xhamster and Lobstertube---unless it's video of one of us beating the fuck out of a nonresisting teenager in handcuffs. We prefer to keep that to ourselves.
xhamster for the win!...ahem...back to what you were saying.
I like the police officer training ad at the bottom! lol
lolol!!! I PUT THAT THERE!! We need more people.
AnonOver 11 is like 11.5? Is one of you a midget?
AnonGood the cops are busting these fuckers! I'd hate to see cops busting the fuckers that broke into my car last winter and got in my garage and stole my work tools. Busting the people with jobs and legal income is so dope fucking cool.
if by tools you mean toolbox, i feel for ya, ive had a few tools go missing over the years at diff shops and it hurt, but to lose them all, ouch!
AnonYeah man MF'ers broke out my car window(raining like hell)hit the garage door opener and got ALL my tools. I had to drop 3K to gear back to up. Cops made some fucked up in their report and my insurance claimed there was never a police report. The fucks didn't finger print shit, didn't do shit but got my GF(same day) for tinted windows and she is a melanoma survivor with doctors script for the tint. She had to take off work for court where of course she beat the ticket but just BS how the working man gets fucks by these cocksucker!
that is a really unfortunate set if cirumstances you had to face.