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A MESSAGE FROM THE POLICE TO EROIDS MEMBERS

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This is an open letter and notification that here at the DEA, we are actively involved in investigating, and specifically targeting eroids members. As a 30 year veteran of the Drug Enforcement Association, I've spent half my miserable career watching punks like you get big, strong, and unbelievably cocky....and if there's one thing we cops hate, it's cocky people who can whip our ass, and KNOW it.
Praise Jesus.
You think you're all hot shit with your big d-balls and Dicka. WELL YOU'RE NOT, SCUMBAGS!
We currently have a staff of over 11 people who are highly trained in the field of anorexic steroids, and are watching everything you say and do here on this filthy website. Every time you mention your supplier or your state of residence, we're one step closer to getting another junkie off the streets.
Praise Jesus.
Our department has asked that Congress institute the death penalty for Steroid possession. We have also asked that we bring back...not the electric chair...but rather, ELECTRIC BLEECHERS, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! That way we can fry 50 of you maggots at a time.
Praise Jesus.
So buy at your own risk...just be aware. VERY aware. Because we are watching you.
Yours truly,
Richard Head

KMC's picture

No man, as others have said,............this is for real !!!

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7gothic's picture

What do you mean "is this a joke"?

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT, SON!
Steroids are nothing to play around with. If you're in possession of steroids right now, the best thing you can do is turn them in. It'll look much better for you in court.
PM me and I'll tell you where to mail them.

shawncito's picture

And another one!

arlis77's picture

lmao wtf....

7gothic's picture

Don't get mouthy bitch. We've been watching you EXTRA close. By the way, love those silk thongs, and the way you straddle that stud hubby of yours like a carnival ride.

7gothic's picture

The entire department is enjoying the show mamn. All of our surveilance video is kept on file...and occassionaly leaked to internet file-sharing sites like Xhamster and Lobstertube---unless it's video of one of us beating the fuck out of a nonresisting teenager in handcuffs. We prefer to keep that to ourselves.

kwabby6's picture

xhamster for the win!...ahem...back to what you were saying.

godovroidz's picture

I like the police officer training ad at the bottom! lol

7gothic's picture

lolol!!! I PUT THAT THERE!! We need more people.

ikemay's picture

if by tools you mean toolbox, i feel for ya, ive had a few tools go missing over the years at diff shops and it hurt, but to lose them all, ouch!

kwabby6's picture

that is a really unfortunate set if cirumstances you had to face.