+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've always had the theory that if you are nice to fat and ugly chicks that the hot chicks will approach you more often. I still believe that. However, this has a hangup because you get this very problem, fat chicks wanting to tap your ass. Being nice like this gets mistaken for the wrong thing and you eventually have to tell th fat ones to step they big asses back (did that sound kind of gangster when I used the word "they" in that format?) that's what I was going for. Well, at any rate you have to tell them up front you know say something like:"hey pumpkin, I'm only being nice to your big ass so that the hotties will want to tap my ass.". It's not rude to say that, and most ladies will appreciate your honesty.
TxBigBoyDefinitally not the only one bro, I have a damn squad of fat chicks at my gym. They don't go as far as getting touchy feely but I constantly feel like I'm being visually raped. Sometimes I even feel as if I might need an escort out to my car.
Hahaha, I know exactly what you mean about being visually violated. The touchy feely thing is the ones I know at work, from the gym, always have to be touching my arms or back when they talk to me. It's funny how aggressive they are. No shame at all! The other day I got a vulgar one. She told me Exactly what he was thinking and held no punches. I'll tell you what, they damn sure try harder.
do em all man ,if ya need a bit of length for the real big ones ask engineer.
TxBigBoyLmao yea brother big chicks have no shame. From what I hear they try harder in bed too lol never had the balls to give It a go though
Oh come on TX....Fat chicks are like mopeds, there fun to ride till someone sees you on one!!!
TxBigBoyLmao!
I love thick wemon "not fat" but a really nice meaty ass...the hot ones cannot take rejection as the hefty ones got nothing to loose;-)
Hey I love a thick woman too! My weakness is thighs. I love thick thighs with an ass to match but I'm not talkin thick girls. I'm talkin fattys! Like if you went down on em you'd have to lift and hold up the stomach fat so you wouldn't suffocate. Lol. I guess you guys are right about the hot ones. They're not dumb! I'm lucky I scored a hot chic and locked her down!
Lol!!! That's because hot chicks are smart and wont let u know they are attracted to you... And fat chicks are just desperate:)
Has this place died or are we gonna get it jumping back up in dis biiiaaaatttcchhhh!!!!!
sgtstedankoboom, big pope up in here! what's up, my nooka? Think we're on break...
well I guess its time to get off break and get back to work lol
Jbigdog69beautiful girls all over the world
i could be chasing but my time would be wasted
cuz (my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard my milkshake is always hard) but they got nothin' on you baby nothin' on you baby
they might say hi and i might say (oh snap put yo tittys on tha glass)
but you shouldn't worry about what they say
cause (you know its just a 1 or 2 day fling..OH ME SO HORNY)
and they got nothing on you baby nothing on you baby
Yeahh now thats Jbigs version Jiggas
sgtstedankoPut your titties on the glass! Hahahahahahahahaha! : )
tread-mI need more cow bell baby!
sgtstedankoboom! more cow bell!? Better late than never.
LOL in this biiiiiaaaatch
Wow, it really does smells like ass in here.
Just thought I'd stop by to fart.
Have a good day.
(Datman takes a big deep breath ). Yup.. still stinks in here, stopped by to feed the goats and realized we are now a sticky!! Good!! I have living in mobile homes.!!
tread-mNOW HIRING BABES FOR THE CAVE. ALL APPLICANTS MUST BE FEMALE AND WILLING TO WORK ANY SHIFT YOU LIKE. WE WILL NOT ONLY CONSIDER ALL APPLICANTS, YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH HIRED ON THE SPOT. Must be sweet and energetic, or not, flirty and considerate , or not, and posses all the skill it takes to get along with the men of the cave, or not...whatever.
tread-mATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS...POPE, YOU'RE NEEDED IN THE SCREENING ROOM, POPE, PLEASE COME TO THE SCREANING ROOM, QUESTION ABOUT 3 NIPPLES? NOT REALLY A QuESTION BUT YOU GOTTA SEE THIS BROTHER....SWEET! Come to the screening room stat please....
sgtstedankoDoes this mean that I can finally take off this dress, makeup, & these f-in high heels!?
Actually this is why I got fired from my job in college. I'd hire the cutest girls. Who gives a shit, if it takes them a year to learn to type. They're pretty to look@ED! My boss & I, didn't see eye to eye on that though : (
tread-mYou know what, he can go straight to hell cuz thats the American way! SUCK IT OLD BOSS! but no brother, leave on the spikes you know I've frown to luv'em!
sgtstedankoDon't frown, brother. You can STILL be the man, another day. Hi sailors : (
TxBigBoyCan I get paid If I take my shirt off and dance on stage with the girls? It's kinda the same thing
tread-mBrang it brother! You know how we roll in the Big state sheeeiiiiiiii
That's funny. The gheto strip club on the outskirts of town had one of those portable signs with a flashing arrow that said the same thing. Then they changed it to say Hiring Milfs.
tread-mOooooh daaaaamn that hurt! Girl you get doen in the real mud to fight don't you!?!
I do fight dirty, but I'm being serious. That was a true story. The second part was anyway. Your ad does sound a little like the standards for a broke down strip club. Think about it. They would prefer something good, but really they will take whatever.
tread-mThats why we have different rooms, the deeper you get in the cave the more expensive it gets! The goats are in the entrance for the unemployed!!! Lol ...we try to take care of everyone in recession times BBg.
You're right. A methhead milf has to work somewhere. There's nothing sexier than a women with no teeth rubbing her c-section scar in your face. Wait.... You're talking about the cave, not the club. I sure hope we don't have methheads on gear up in here. That sounds like a bad combo.
sgtstedankoHave you not seen some of these dudes' spelling. I'm sure we do have some : (
You're right. I do recall that one guy who went on a crazy rant telling everyone to suck his balls. Then the next day he closed his account because had to go to the hospital. His hard partying ways had caught up to him. That was a pretty funny post though. You guys talked me into it. Everyone is welcome. Crackheads, virgins, midgets, strippers, extremist Christians, treehuggers, bring them all. Just make sure we leave room for the gorillas! ; )
CleyonReally? you're going to lump us virgins in with crackheads and midgets? I can honestly say I'm offended, NOTHING is worse than midgets!
sgtstedankoOoh, I like the mouth on you! Can you say that balls thing again!? Slowly; slower. Slower! Doh... Sorry; that never happens. Honest : )
Was it really the ball licking or the midget talk that did it for you? Don't lie?
sgtstedankoHonestly... It was the gentle ball sucking, & the tits on your avi that did/does it for me. I haven't had that recurring midget, unicorn dream for months now. Do unicorns have balls?
Jbigdog69You have that dream too??? Bwahahaahahahaha
tread-mJust one ball....
Anontread doesn't have any balls.. his wife has em stashed away and sometimes she hangs them from the rear view mirror of the car just to remind him that he has no balls...
tread-mThey sound like those glass Mexican clackers when we get on bumpy roads! My parents would get us those in Mexico when we were kids and little did I know my balls would be just like them someday : (
sgtstedankoDo there uniballs glitter & sparkle?
tread-mLol...I've only felt one in the dark while it slept but I assume they do. Cloudy that night so not even any moonlight to catch a glimpse , hell I was checkin for female goats and accidentally came up on this one, just lucky I guess!
LOL!!
tread-mHave I said I love you yet today? Well..BOOM!
sgtstedankoboom! I've been waiting for that all day, brother...
tread-m; * no gimp bitchezzzzzz
tread-mLmaoooo...whats the hellz you torkin bout you dam fule!
sgtstedanko: ) I'd honestly hope they get banned right quick, brother. But you just know, some fall through the cracks, so to speak...