70% of the guys in the gym are ON cycle.

Here is how we know:

"I pinned today" showing another guy his ass cheek. (FAG)

Walks like his arms are 26". (12" with sweatshirt on)

Yells on every rep. (annoying prick)

Slams the single wheel bar everytime racking it. (pathetic soul)

Checks himself seeing who is looking (only Dr. AbbY in pure disgust)

Always wearing wrist straps. (pretending his back is so strong he needs them)

Here is how they know I am ON:

Here is how they know a REAL MFer is ON cycle:

When they walk in the gym.