+ 1 MY FIRST CYCLE----HELP ME GOD DAMIT!!!!
Hello fellow Eroiders. I'm new here, but not new to the game. And now I need your help.
After getting my order from an online source which I will not name, I've decided to try to take this stuff. Please don't try to change my mind, because I've been reading about steroids for almost a week now, and I don't need a bunch of shit from gray-haired assholes and MODS who think they're hot shit just because they have a few rep points.
I need this cycle to be good, because I don't have time for failure. I've got the High School Prom coming up in a few months and I'm tired of taking shit from Freshmen, so this cycle needs to work fast.
Here it is:
week 1-15....Winny (oral), 175 mg/ED
week 1-25....Anavar....125 mg/ED
week 1-30....D balls...450 mg/ED
I know this seems like a lot, but I'm almost 170 pounds now, and I need that extra gear in my system. PLEASE don't try to tell me I need injectables. I had a bad experience with a needle at Children's Hospital last month, and I FREAK at the site of a needle--unless it's filled with ink and engraving some stupid, meaningless bullshit into my underdeveloped chest.
Somebody told me I won't need PCT...I don't respond to girl-shit anyway.
Anyway, I really need your help, so any input would be appreciated---unless it's some shit that I don't wanna hear, or doesn't support me in this cycle. Keep that shit to yourself, assholes.
And don't ask me where I got my gear either. I can tell you it wasn't eroids. Eroids is the worst gear supplier EVER. They just make up phoney reviews so they can sell more of their FAKE gear...and FAKE steroids too.
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D balls!
Funny !
bump... I needed a good laugh
yeah..this one was pretty funny
The only place i could find a pin at the time was a livestock coop dam horse needle. I have learned alot since and still learning. So ordered 100+ 22g x 2 and 100+23x1.5 wont have that prob again.
... This would make one hell of a sticky....
This shits hella funny. At first i thought this shit waz for real..... I have to say though the first time i had to pin that fucking 3in 20g in my own glute it must have took 15 min to build the courage. And the longer i waited the bigger the bigger that fucker looked! Then fuckit pow! I didnt feel a dam thing but pip....
AnonNeedles are for pussies.
tread-mThis cracks my shit up everytime I see it! MORE TRUE BY THE FING DAY YOU YOUNG BUCK NOOKLETS!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA....love it man. Yeah that's right!!...new here but not to the game bitches. Fuckin bitchass freshmen!
Had to bump.this.... Seems like we have had a lot of ^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^ lately..
It's so true!
silver389D balls...........................................haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa!
Look bro i feel you. any minute now you are gonna get one of the mods on here talking shit about your choices. this is a pro choice country nigga so you do you. I will say at 170lbs you may need some of that HGH. They have that shit in orals now too. look into that shit. all that test and you dont want to grow body hair. you know that test will make you get hair on your balls to soon. who the fuck wants a hairy ass at 16. Not me. The HGH will work on an anti aging basis for this cycle to keep you from getting the hair and acne. And they even have the drops if you dont want any more orals. couple drops on your tongue and you'll be g2g. Theirs gonna be a couple guys on here that will come and try to guide you in how to take your shit. dont listen to them. any gear worth a fuck comes with detailed instructions so i am sure your source provided those already. Theirs another post i read yesterday about getting a penis pump and using the HGH to get the growth dick. that should be a good read for you since you are getting ready for prom. you will have all the bitches. good luck my eroid brother. its all about us real eroiders, fuck all these old mf'ers that are just here cause they got nothing else to do. f'ing losers. well im outta here for now i got a science project due right after christmas. PM me if you need any more info.
I always heard youll want to crush that shit up and add a little water to it so it is like a paste, then youll need to suck all of it up in a turkey baster and inject it anally, this is where the butte plug comes into play, if you dont have one then just borrow your moms silvery bullet, this will help with seepage, once plugged of you will need to keep it keistered in there for about to days, just enough time for your body to break down the compunds, I perfer anal ease after this is all said and done, I mean thats what i was told, after 2 days and the butte plug is removed, youll want to sppon that shit out and take it like some robitussin, at this point the compund will be broken down so your body will intake the steroids faster, you should be big as fuck in no time flat and by prom you will literally look like the hulk, you may even have some of his coloring to which chics reallt dig, anyways this just what ive heard, and i would get you some ruffies too, you gotta play the gentlemen card and make sure your date gets a good night sleep, dont worry about how their labeled it all hype and she will appreciate not remembering what happen i mean a good night sleep. good luck on prom brother and let us know when you get out in 5-10 (college of course)
I would add tren a to the mix, let's say 150 mg/day? just for cutting, weeks 1 to 8 maybe....
Bro you are totally g2g throw in some broscience liv52 and you gonna get huge. PCT? OF COURSE you don't need that bro ITS JUST ORALS you gonna get buff quick and maintain all your gains? whoever said you needed injectables is retarded. All these guys think their cool with their karma points brah telling me to do test only wow straight haters trying to diss me like I'm not crazy. DBALLS BRO. LOLLLL
Make sure you train 7 times a week for atleast 2 hours and all you need to do is curls curls and more curls and you should be jacked in no time
tread-mIf you're not a puss dude you can crush all your tabs together and pipe hit that shit or spoon it and go main line. Way better cycle and much healthier since we bypass the liver and take it straight to the heart. The heart won't have enzyme issues my man. But I guess its cool if you wait till next cycle when you have the vet experience I do now on my third. Just be patient brother ,hell I didn't get here over night man...took me like 6 months to be a pimp you know....
Thanks...I knew I could count on you.
YEAH, GO AHEAD AND LAUGH PRICKS.... I DARE ONE OF YOU TO SHOW ME A SINGLE STUDY THAT PROVES THERE IS A RISE IN LIVER ENZYME COUNTS WHEN INCREASING THE DOSE ON ORALS FROM 50 mg/ED to 450 mg/ED......SHOW ME JUST ONE!!!!
There is no research because of that mumbo jumbo toxicity crap, Scientists,. it's just like they say crack causes birth defects? No body really knows... It's just media and politics. You'll be fine... What'cha so worried about?
Yeah bother I here ya! I got all you need, hit me in a PM and we will get this shit mailed out to ya! I got the hook up! One stop shopping!
For some reason, I feel like people are being mean to me....it's almost like....like.....like they aren't telling me the truth.
Yeah no problem brother, after you send me those money pak numbers ill let cry on my shoulder, but first thing is first!
I see you know your stuff... but you wont keep any substantial gains unless you throw in some estrogen, something like depo testadiol... and if you really want to see gains, eat nothing but fast food, pork rinds, and twinkies for extra carbs before bed... I would recommend drinking large amounts of alcoholic beverages to wash out your liver. and you'll look so good, you wont even have to do cardio... and to hell w/ water you'll be in training, you drink gatorade. I think you're G2G...
tread-mNice catch brother, I missed the estrogen hits all together! I'll be more careful in the future when slingin around advice...my bad.
Eric090585Dont forget to take about 60mgs of valium ED as well..really helps
tread-mI find o n a similar cycle stacking the valium by starting at 20 mg ed week one and then going up 5 mg every week I kinda stay in front of issues. I keep my bp below 190/100 and heart rate below 150 with that plan but to each his own brother.
Eric090585Well now i dunno if you're being a smart ass or ñot lol
eat like a horse on cycle brah.
i mean everything you see eat it, dont worry about fat gain thats what clen+t3 is for and to look extra shredded and some dnp
tread-mWhat makes you think anyone would talk you out of your cycle here bro? You're good to go! If you don't mind just a bit of advice though? I personally only pick my cycles based on cost of product, I pick the 4 or 5 cheapest compounds I can find and BOOM! Perfect cycle....that Var is pretty high so you might think about it. By the way, don't let it cut into your XBOX money brother, thats fuckin foolish bro! I just make sure I keep enough money to reserve 3 or 4 games on cycle and enough for weed, duh, and then whatever I have left is gear money. Good luck bro and don't worry about all this pct talk, thats just extra money for some bullshit supps these older dudes have to do to keep bone strength or some shit I don't know but fuck that, I'm not made of money bitch ...Aight be coo Nooka , hit me any time for solid advice playa shit I'm on my third cycle man and I'm up 68 lbs, mostly body fat but still brother thats bad ass I'm a pimp!
Eric090585Hey now, no need to go bashing on the weed! It's done nothing wrong :-)
tread-mWeed and bro's before gear and ho's brother! No homo
what is going on? im heaps confused loll
Eric090585Goth is just making fun of the youngins on here lol
Bro don't forget to post those stolen photoshop pics of 'your self' up too.
DNP needs to be added!!! You wanna look like a Greek god!
Great cycle, dosages and compound choices are amazing...Be sure to get really bombed at prom, and definitely have a drink or two on my behalf.
Sadly, so many people like this coming here. There should be an autopermaban function for people who enter a crappy height/weight/BF ratio.
A whole week of research, good enough for me. Have you considered adding some oral Tren?
i think your doses are a little low for a first timer....the first time is always the best time to go balls deep!!!! double everything twice a day and you should be just fine for the prom....man aint nobody gonna fuck with you..... you da man!!!!!!
Jtizzlejust put the d-balls in ur mouth and watch everything grow...You will be the biggest guy in 11th grade in no time...