AN IMPORTANT WORD ABOUT ORAL STEROIDS
I've been on a rampage lately. I've been just a little mean towards all these pill-munching children here on eroids, who are:
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TOO much of a pussy to stick a needle in their ass.
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TOO young to be doing steroids in the first place
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TOO stupid to be doing steroids in the first place..or ever
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TOO broke to buy anything other than a bottle of liver-destroying pills
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TOO foolish to think about their future health
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TOO lazy to put any serious time into the gym, and think taking a pill is the answer
Well, if it seems like I'm being insensitive, then I've made a huge mistake and I apologize. Because what I meant to do was come across more like a COMPLETE ASSHOLE PRICK.
So get used to it girls. It's only going to get worse as I search the internet for more cool ways to insult and piss people off. And DON'T let me find out where you live, because once I tell your parents, you can say goodbye to that Xbox, $25 per week allowance, and Friday nights out with friends---because you'll be fucking grounded...straight to school, and straight back home for you, little Johnnie.
So if you're thinking about clogging the forum up with questions like...("Hey Bros..which is better for a Var cycle:: 100 mL per day for 12 weeks. or 4000 grams per day for 52 weeks") ..Save your smooth, tender little fingers for your ass--and save me the aggravation, because all you're going to get from me is ridicule--by the bucket-load. If you're sooooo afraid of a little pain from a pin-prick, then there's NO WAY IN HELL you're going to put yourself through the pain of training to failure and busting your ass. So even if one of your concerned buddies from the gym came up with the bright idea of forcing you to inject by shooting you in the ass with a blow-dart full of Test while you're taking a piss behind your favorite gay bar, you're STILL going to fail.
People like YOU are the reason why people like ME have to dodge the police in order to buy a product which shouldn't even be illegal. We all know that you dweebs make a lifestyle out of orals, and you end up doing them over and over. And then a few years down the road, you're sobbing to some TV news reporter about how steroids destroy your liver, and how we need tougher laws against them.
Fuck you...right in your little boney ass.
I mean, high T-levels are about the last thing you need at this stage of your life. You're already a stupid-ass know-it-all....why make it worse? Of course by the time you're 29, and your dick doesn't work anymore, you'll be the fat guy with thick glasses that never leaves his mother's basement and surfs kiddie porn all day. Couldn't muster the balls to venture into the hard world and get a job that requires any physical labor. And then finally one day, you quit draining my tax dollars by putting the barrel of a Glock in your mouth.
HEY!!! I've got an idea---why don't you just skip all the pain and misery and do it right now??
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I have to say much of this is true........
Hahaha yea I think people who order orals should get a shirt with it. Like team anadrol! then they could boast about there cycle and how they will loose all water gains they made. Test is king! just my 2 cents just dont hate too hard on me im young been lifting for 6 years natural. research on every steroid for 3 years and I try to use the safest lowest dosages possible... For me the risk is worth the reward to be the best I can be, even if it costs me my life. I would die to be mr.Olympia but I will never be because I dont want to put all the compounds they run in my body. Death just shows how far me dedication goes....If I die in the gym I die a happy man.
theprogressiveoneI also hate orals, but judging from the self pics section not many of you train to failure.Would be surprized if you even lift
So lets see you sit behind a keyboard and down dudes who post pics of themselves and how they look but yet there is not one of you on there? I believe the one who started this thread(7 gothic) was pretty damn against people talking shit on people who posted self shots. Yep my ass is on there out of shape as fuck bro. Just sayin. Yea I should of trained harder before I jumped back into the gear but I did'nt so now fuckin what? Mother fuckers like you make me sick. Post up bro and whether your big or not the fact that you do I will respect. Could care fucking less how big or how well trained you are.I do this for me bro. Have a nice day:)
AnonI don't see any pictures of you?
**and if you WERE smart, you would realize 'training to failure' is stupid "bro science" and actually doesn't help build muscle when you overtrain the muscles.
theprogressiveoneFair enough, but lets be real there are plenty of ppl who have never touched gear that look better than everyone in that section.
Also what credibility do u have to tell me what is bro science, besides you posting on this internet forum 24/7
theprogressiveonewas out of line with this post, just expected people on years of gear to be a little bigger, sorry to offend anyone
The only ones you offend are the ones it was aimed at bro. Don't worry about it
I don't think anyone disagrees with that.
I have always said that we have a lot of members who should spend some serious effort and time in the gym before trying AAS for the first time.
But we also have some AAS veterans who know how to get it back quick.
I knew the correct route was to get back in and make myself just do it. Not knowing why I did not have the desire checked my levels and they were anemic to say the least. Doc prescribed the script and I jumped right in.
That's exactly what I would have done.
I have a 69 Chevelle that just sat in the garage for 3 years because I had no desire to restore it. After I got on Testim and gear, that mofo is a beast now.
Fuck all this gear you got a 69 Chevelle? Got a 73 Camaro RS matching numbers factory air. Was close to ripping that bitch apart and checked the serial on the motor and damn if the whole fucker didn't match. All stock except for the cheesy 1980s glass packs.
LOL..Flowmasters Bro.
Grrl's Cobra has 2-chamber flowmasters, and to this day, that is the Nastiest sounding ride I have ever heard, especially with the wicked cam she has in that thing.
phil113kgHey Gothic much respect for you but I think you're a bit over the top on this. Think about this, these guys are looking into the right direction when coming to you or this site for info. At least they are speaking out and asking questions wether or not you like them. I can't imagine how stressful it can be to be repetitious but that is why you and many others are out there treading the deep waters of counseling. Be careful what you say and write cause some of these guys might be offended to the point that they will not ask the questions and go with it. So my advice to you and many other frustrated counselers here is to take a deep breath and pump out that patience like when hitting the iron.
I'm not a counselor.
I'm not a role model(Charles Barkley)
I'm not worried about offending anyone..in fact, offense is what I'm aiming for.
These young pill munchers are not part of the solution---they're part of the problem..maybe the biggest part.
I've also found it doesn't matter what I or anyone else says, they are going to do what they want. If they were willing to listen to anything anyone had to say about steroids, then they wouldn't be here in the first place. They'd have their ass in the gym instead of sitting at their parent's computer trying to score a bottle of pills.
If I had a dollar for every time some kid actually listened to common sense, I'd have a dollar.
It's because of stupid-ass kids that steroids are even illegal. Back in the late 80s--early 90s, congress freaked out and made steroids a controlled substance on the same level as cocaine in order to "save the children". So now, I risk going to prison for possessing the same substance that the judge who sends me there has between his two front pockets.
WHAT
THE
FUCK!!
Trust me he could careless if they are "offended" or if they "go with it". He writes this type of shit so maybe they think twice about what they are getting themselves into. Better yet they think twice about which step to take first in the AAS world, the easy petty route or the route that's going to yield true gains. Now I can't speak completely for gothic but most these noobs will not learn unless there is some sort of harsh truth in front of them to learn from.
phil113kgOh trust me I understand completely, it was just a word of advice and encouragement to stay focus on the real issue and that is to help wether through tough love or whatever. We all had our beginnings and we were just like them and still are to a certain extent cause non of us has posted our degree in medicine or such.
I LOVE orals because If it wasn't for them and there immediate appeal I would of never found eroids And would of never learned now HORRIBLE they are and would of never learned the valuable information I did along with meeting the greet people I have. But oh yea orals are not healthy they may be easy for now but hard later.
I love orals..... oh shit wait a minute, yall talking bout steroids my bad
Hahahah everyone loves a good oral
My wife took some a-bomb last night, right down the throat, oh yeah once again yall are talking about steroids my bad
AnonDamn you Gothic, I was planning on running
Week 1-12 dbol, tool and a bombs at 50/50/100 to bulk
then cut weeks 12-20 with Winny & Var at 50/50
Followed by a 2 week post cycle............
I figured since I heard that orals are bad, Ill take a few milk thistle and have a wonderful cycle....by the way, anyone got an extra liver laying around?
Splendid idea!
AnonI figure ill put on AT LEAST 4 solid pounds after my heart explodes, or the water weight causes my skin to begin to seep
"So even if one of your concerned buddies from the gym came up with the bright idea of forcing you to inject by shooting you in the ass with a blow-dart full of Test while you're taking a piss behind your favorite gay bar, you're STILL going to fail." hah
so your saying children shouldnt use steroids? well fuck me I have been giving my wife 6 year old son d-bol for the last 20 weeks and he seems to be fine, i mean sure hes got alot bigger and he might make that little kid bodybuilder we see on you tube look small but hell at least he aint 25 lbs no more soaking wet, hell he got suspended off the school bus the other day for a week because the bus driver "gave him a funny look" and he decided he wasnt taking that kind of harrassment no more so we drugg the bus driver off the and showed him who was really bigger. damn 6 year olds they do the damndest things. hes made us so proud. oh Im sorry to have interupted carryon - skip all the pain and misery......
LOLL ahah love that post...you guys are crazy with this topic talking about chevelle and anal...damn can't stop laughi'n !! am i on eroids?? lol love to read you guys anyway
I really hate orals, and I always tell people to leave them out. The only thing they are going to do, is make you retain a whole bunch of water and often fat, without any real muscle gains.
In addition, they will blow up your estrogen levels and give you those little titties you always wanted because you were never able to get a real girlfriend.
Even if you do manage to gain a little muscle off of them, it will be gone even faster than it came. Breakfast of champions my ass.
You want to kickstart? Use prop. Want it even faster? Use suspension. Enough said...
MultipurposeWhat about anal only? no homo
OE2000Some of us like dat round here no homo
Are you talking about shelving anadrol bro.
MultipurposeHaha. Do people actually do that?
I would hope not. Depends on the person I suppose. Some like to swallow and other like to well lets say shove things up their asses.
MultipurposePersonally, I prefer funneling the powder into my dickhead.
tread-mI love the "An Important Word About Oral Steroids". Its so public service announcment, I was expecting a link where Hollywood stars would all give there .02 cents and then end with a peacock that was limp and could not pee. "Just say no to orals only"
Do most people know that sympathy is found in dictionary between shit and syphilis. Well that's where you will find my sympathy anyway. Well said big man. It gets very frustrating answering the same question 100 times to different people that are too lazy to read down the thread a bit. Bloody spoon fed nancy boy generation, not everyone but a lot of people are these days.
Lmfao...& well written too!
Bottom line it's the "I'm too scared..." or the all-time classic "scared shitless" etc..etc.." to inject business that drive's em to oral only cycles, and I never get that. What's 'scary' about sticking a small metal needle in a muscle. No ones going to Afghanistan for 6 months to be shot at or blown up - now that something to be scared shitless about.
I'm about to be sent there in five days. And I'm scared if needles.... Hah. Just kidding. I love pinning day
tread-mI'm sorry to say you failed to mention, if Treadman catches even one of you boney sonsabitches on my favorite bench when I get to the gym, I will slap the MFing estrogen out of your ass and drive you home and beat your Daddy's boney ass for not locking you in a basement until you could be sold into the sex trade then I will personally sell you into the sex trade so we never have to answer one of your redculous questions again. We all know the last thing out of an oral only male prostitutes mouth is, "can I run 3 orals at a time"? Because you are doing 3 orals at a time everyday now! You want orals pretty boy, BOOM, THERES YOUR FING ORALS...NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK YOUR ORALS and i better not hear you're not wiping your face between jobs, that shits just rude! I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE GYM! No homo
AnonLMAO... AMEN Brother tread..thank you no homo..
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