HLWDBOY IS A BIG, BUFF PRICK (and he's mean).
As a MOD, I've been sworn by oath to protect other MODs..no matter how much they may deserve to be roasted. And I'm required to actually lay down my life for BFG (yeah, B..I got your back). But I only have so much loyalty: there's only so much I can do when these guys get on a roll, and then it's time to run and hide like the little bitch my wife claims I am.
If you've been here for a while, you already know what pricks these guys are. They don't fuck around. Boy is constantly enforcing rules, backed up by Boss-man. It's alomost as if they're trying to maintain order or some strange shit.
On the other hand, you'll probably notice that I'm the nice cop...you know--the one who says shit like, .."Hey, just tell us where the body is, and we'll let you go home tonight."
But the fact is....I'm a prick too. You just don't know it. If you've posted some bullshit on here, and wondered what happened to it, then it was probably me who deleted it. On the other hand, if you've posted some bullshit on here and got your ass reamed for it, then it was probably Hlwdboy who reamed it. He actually gets an errection from reaming ass, whereas I actually get an errection from WATCHING him reaming ass. It's a strange, twisted form of cyber-porn we share.
Most of my MOD work is done in a dark, secret room, whereas Hlwdboy prefers the stadium lights. There's a reason for that. He prefers to teach guys how to properly use this site. He's a FAR better MOD than I am, and I suspect at some point I'll have a pink-slip waiting for me in my mailbox. But the fact is, as MODS we have to strike a balance between enforcing rules and making people feel welcome. Boy has a dry sense of humor (think Bob Newhart, for you older guys)... if you are'nt in tune to it, it's easy to lose it in the fog. Once you understand that, you'll realize he's really just a big, buff, prick...nothing to worry about at all---as long as you obey the rules.
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YOu should write gay porn with all that ass reaming erection talk.
You totally need to get a job as a writer you are completely wasting time not being famous for writing short stories, comic skits, movies, books, documentaries etc.
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I couldn't agree more. Even editorial writing for the Onion or Cracked. You would be awesome Goth.
lol..... H is not all bad!... this guy took time out of his personal days to teach and coach me when i got the MOD tag..... i would have struggled with the new control s looking like a cockpit in an apache gunship, but H walked me through it all calm as you like, and showed me a few hunting tricks along the way lol.
If i owe dues to anyone on here its H for spending his quality time learning this old dumbell head how to run the board to some sort of acceptable level.... role reversal for me im usually the coach lol.... but without the hollywood badboy on my six i dont think i would have lasted 2 months.
You dont usually see old vikes kissing ass!..... but in this case it needed to be said.... thanks brother
I now know what a proud daddy feels like. I would swell with pride as I watched you splash red ink across these pages... I would swallow my tears of joy as you weilded that BAN HAMMER with power and dignity... And now we get to work side by side...HOW COOL IS THAT!!
And now its role reversal time again as i get the chance to transform you into a FREAKIN MONSTA!!
We have been tight since day one bro.......... now!.. i think we are tighter than a nuns snatch lol.
AnonYea thats tight
Damn man you guys are close lol
Bob Newhart??? OMFG, I guess I age myself but damn if I don't understand the reference. LOL
BigBmajThat would be the butt Bob.
Never saw this one. I truly miss his posts! The truth with humor and timing rare talent!
This was a good one.
Its funny cuz its true! LOL
it really is good to have you back ;-)
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LMMFAO You need to see a shink. You got issues,
heeeeeyyyyyy hooked on phonics worked for you too huh? lol
Really bad typer, but getting BATTER!!!
Im not 100% sure, but i feel responsible for this post, Idk maybee it was all the candy flipping i was doing earlier, so if your the good cop, and holly wood is the bad cop, where the hell did juice come from and how long has he had a MOD shirt on. And how come i have been having the same dreams as hollywood. WEIRD
Well if you must know im BFG's cousin and ive been registered for 33weeks and 6 days, I was here when you got here my friend, been here longer than the other MODS, and its a tank top shirts dont fit no more.
I knew u had been here a while. Just didn't know u were a mod. I just happened to notice it the other day.
tread-mI want to apologize for my previous Tren outbursts and given the oppurtunity will pledge allegiance to eroids and the prop for which it stands, one brotherhood, indivisible and to help other people and to obey the law of the pack.
tread-mI knew it you Mother Fucker! Do you have BFG's home number in Italy? WELL I DO!
Fuck the home, i got the Pager man.
tread-mNooka's still sportin a pager?
And you're not? Ya damn newly lol
hey man i dont judge, to each there own.
I wasn't gonna throw you out there...just yet...LOL
Just so everybody knows....Juice is KING-PRICK.
He's been in training---taking classes at Prick U...a university that specializes in prickness. Enjoy his limited hours here while you can.
Anonnepotism at its finest.. how bout you put a pick of your new wife beater as an avatar then?? ;-)
You ARE responsible for it, and I thank you for that. It gave the idea to post a blog that has been needed..and IS needed for a lot of the new guys.
You and Tread make valuable contributions..Let's face it-eroids IS also a social site. How can it not be? I mean, where else can people who do what we do get moral support? We may as well be child molestors as far as general society goes.
tread-mSomehow I dont see Bob Newhart having tren sweats in his sleep dreaming about pounding some hookers ass in the back of a 76 grand prix and suddenly flying up in bed from his half ass slumber yelling " I'll fuckin ban pope and Tread!". Kinda getting that with H....no? Eh whatever, I am finally figuring him out but I gotta say , his fuckin therapist has 2 therapists of her own! Lol. But seriously, he busts his ass up in here and does work to improve the site with success. BTW Goth, I know you're taking rep points from me over night cuz yours have increased by the exact number mine have decreased every morning. I'm ok with it brother, eeeeerbody wants some Treadman! STAY THIRSTY.....
That's funnay as hell....'76 Grand Prix...lol
tread-mYeah whats even funnier is that was my first car! Lol
WELL i say we all meet up at an underground gym, We all take 1.5 ml of test p and lift like fucking crazy men. then we all get in a circle hold hands and sing "lean on me" wait shit that was the chlomid sorry.
dansta123id say your the nutty 1 of the lot..now give me rep points NOooW..sorry,dont know what happened there.
Hey mate. Not to sure if you know this but here in Australia BUFF stands for Big Ugly Fat Fuck. Just thought I would throw that out there. I am not trying to disrespect anyone. It's just funny how the meaning of things changes from country to country.
I knew that...I'm Australian too.
G'day mate!
Yeah mate it's a bit hard trying to work out who is from what part of the little blue rock floating around. Was devastated at the wallabies going down like a bunch of $2 hookers though.
I'm sorry..lol... My "I'm Australian" comment was a cheap stab at Hlwdboy. I'm as American as cheating politicians....and that's pretty American.
But I do have mcuh love and respect for my Aussie brothers.
And sorry to hear about the Wallabies... but there's always next year.
I was unaware Australians wore affliction tees.
AnonLOL!! back when you still had a sense of humor ;)