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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Tron's picture

And I'm in the USA I doubt you can throw a boomerang that far.

Steveb finishes typing comment.. looks out window.. sees boomerang coming.

Pale's picture

Do not flag BS like this, that is YOU abusing your power.

Tron's picture

I knew you were going snap when you seen that shit haha oh, shit you flagged him lmao. Oh, man I needed a good laugh.

TheFlash85's picture

yeah mate already spoke with darth, it contained real life names, so its personal.

Rustyhooker's picture

Nothing like a 2 source scam and stripped of verification. Trying to come back is laughable. And those fanboys....

davisisthename88 5 minutes agoNEW

just to let everyone no, aj is back and legit. not hyper who were the scammers. i just received my order with in 3 days. great service and quick to reply with email and very helpful. i have use these guys since they started and i have not had any problems. and price wise is pretty good seeing i cant find any cheaper myself personally.

but just wonted to let people no i had no problems with my order.

Tron's picture

but just wonted to let people no i had no problems with my order.

FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!!

Do it Rusty..give him that response lol.

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macncheezdawg 7 hours ago @M9012 NEW
I have no reason to believe he is being anything but honest and doing things as fast as he can. Not sure why everyone is so nervous. I'll post when I receive mine to put your mind at ease.

Everything is on schedule for me. I ordered in the recently in the time window he mentioned below. After payment confirmation I asked when it might ship via PM. I was told my order most likely shipped Saturday morning and he would check. By Monday it was also marked as shipped on the site. Today is Wednesday so I'm sure the package will arrive soon.

Hasn't even recieved his pack but everyone else be cool and don't worry because his is on schedule?? What the hell does that even mean??

GATORNATION's picture

Because you can't just mark an order as shipped...lol

Tron's picture

I've ordered from this source as well...when my pack was marked as "shipped" it arrived 2 weeks later..dude will be on the SI tomorrow asking where his pack is lol

GATORNATION's picture

By next Wednesday he may head up the revolution and revolt if his package isn't there. On the flipside, I hope he gets his package. The wait sucks...lol

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JohnnyBravo 28 minutes ago @MLB NEW
Been using there Tren-A for years and will continue until they stop producing!!! Smells up the entire house, pure Fire!!!

I'm sure he just forgot to say it was G2G as well...

Pale's picture

i must have never had good tren A, I have never smelled it at all...

zeb0312's picture

Maybe you had the tren that was like wine, you sip it.

:-)

vhman's picture

Come on! What kind of Mickey Mouse tren have you been using? Smell is all that matters when it comes to tren. Come on!

bolt781's picture

I like the schoolgirl frenzy tren seems to create.

IrishMack's picture

Well, anyone who knows how to use tren a knows you taste it and cook with it. Maybe you had a sinus cold?

Pale's picture

I do have a deviated septum, it all makes sense now..

Steveb's picture

From excessive cocaine use or a birth defect?

IrishMack's picture

All I can think about is the heartbreak kid now when the piece of steak came halfway out of her nose or the aspirin she took too lmao.

vhman's picture

I remember our discussion regarding those delicious chicken/tren dishes. Hard core and FYAH!!!

IrishMack's picture

Lol classic.

Tron's picture

You used the "H" all caps and exclamation points..that's how I know you really meant it. Put it in red and add a few more "H's" at the end and we're talking serious business at that point.

vhman's picture

I'm still a noob when it comes to all the G2G FYAHHH!!! Talk.

Tron's picture

Don't try to understand it...it's for fucktards.

Tron's picture

It really bothers me....the term "FIRE". Used in accordance with something describing it's potency and or how good something is overall. I swear on my life my wife and I were at a restaurant this weekend and a waitress, when asked how one of the new items on the menu was (after she was trying to sell it to me) ....she replied it is FIRE. Now, keep in mind this is Chili's in a college town full of sororities and ditsy sorority girls in which was this waitress. So after analyzing and processing what she said to me I gave it a long thought and punched her in the fucking throat. Smile

guitarplayer1's picture

Lmao @ Chili's....shit is frozen appetizers and entrees.

Tron's picture

Oh, yeah...it's just all kinds of bad. Unless you're the waitress. To her that shit is fire.

CBBurrr's picture

After eating at
Chili's
my bowel movement was fire

guitarplayer1's picture

Fiya bro. C'mon get with the times. Lol

Tron's picture

Some even have been known to throw in an "H" in there and put everything in all caps...but that's when that shit is......

FIYAH!!

I believe the extra "H" along with the caps and exclamation marks represents one yelling it with a wild look on their face while they type.

guitarplayer1's picture

Or when your seamen burns your girlfriend's va jay jay. FIYAH!!

Rustyhooker's picture

Gives fiyah crotch a whole new view!

guitarplayer1's picture

Hey Russ Christmas is over buddy. Time to put that fat bastard in the red suit to rest! Time for Cupid or some shit.

Rustyhooker's picture

Time to switch to my midget hero. ...

Tron's picture

Lmao It just really has all kinds of uses and meanings. You can use it literally in every situation.

Tron's picture

My new car is

FIRE

vhman's picture

monterinmypocket 1 hour ago @Breaking-bad
Thanks for the update BB ,simply the best service.

"You're simply the best!!" Sung of course

IrishMack's picture

Better then all the rest?

GATORNATION's picture

Ok. I have to admit the song played through my head as well...lol

Steveb's picture

optik 7 hours ago @ace Ventura

Not larger than your girls clit ;)

So you can say horrible things to someone but make it okay when you put a ;) at the end?

madman's picture

Ace didn't seem too happy.

bolt781's picture

Saw that too...paused for a moment...thought that's a bold thing to say. Beyond joking if they have not interacted before. The internet for sure brings out comments that eye to eye might not add up good for the one making the comment

GATORNATION's picture

When I saw that I figured maybe they've had some interactions joking around and stuff, but that may actually be his first interaction with Ace and if so that was completely out of line. Most of us shoot the shit with Ace because we've caught hell from him jokingly in the past.

The ;) does nothing in this case, in my opinion.

IrishMack's picture

Spoken like a true 18 year old, if he shows his face on the forums I'll make sure to get his stats updated but I have a weird feeling he will be 25

vhman's picture

Vetala 4 minutes ago @ElGatoNegro
He's good. Only one of two sources I use, not counting GH. I've been using him close to the beginning when it was a partnership and have never had any issues. Even when super busy he's always answered my messages respectfully and honestly.

A fanboy of bb saying how great he is. This was to answer someone who ask how this source is. The op was too challenged to scroll and read for himself.

Rustyhooker's picture

That gato is a regular customer. You're not seeing the big picture. The fanboys one by one add whatever chatter so all the dirt gets swept off of the page. Below I posted what happened 5 months ago, and it was 10 pages back in under a week. So si looks good, fun and gtg.

vhman's picture

True. That si is FYAH!!

Rustyhooker's picture

Haha!

Tron's picture

ElGatoNegro 31 minutes ago
So is he good or not good to do business with??

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Breaking-bad 4 minutes ago @ElGatoNegro
Man I'm confused by this, LAST night you emailed me saying you stand by me and been with me from the start praising my customer services and hoping we can do your very exceptional % off your bulk... kind of confused by this

But ELGATONEGRO! (Tears rolling down BB's cheeks) you told me LAST night I was the best!! Why are you talking to these other guys about other sources!!

A Goddamn romance in the making

vhman's picture

He got upset with my scrolling comment.
He's upset about that, but not having a source post his info. You've got to have priorities.