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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

selfster19's picture

Lol...damn..

mujeriego's picture

Actually it's a double meaning sentence. He's talking in past and present tense at the same time. Pretty genius stuff

Steveb's picture

You give Tron too much credit.

mujeriego's picture

Oh oh .. damn I'm out of popcorn need to get some quick smart before the reply

My boy's picture

Don't forget a drink dont want to leave half way through hahaha

mujeriego's picture

You're right, good thinking

Steveb's picture

Do you drink those giant cans of Fosters?

zeb0312's picture

You crazy lol. They use to have some good ass commercials to.

mujeriego's picture

Haven't seen fosters around in a long long time, don't think it's been around for decades if it even exists any more? shit beer we have ones a million times better. But me myself I drink deadly snake venom extracted using the flash's expert tag, makes me strong like raging bull

vhman's picture

Vio26 5 hours ago NEW
It's a pleasure to deal with these guys, i love them ! W NAPSGEAR!!

He unabashedly used the word "love" for his source. Another tear just formed in the corner of my eye...

Tron's picture

I think when they use to term "LOVE" to describe how they feel towards a source.. they should be just instantly banned for being fucking retarded...

Rustyhooker's picture

Shill helping a confirmed scam. Lol.

Wetwetwet 13 hours ago NEW

Wow , I've been on and off ausjuice site for the last year and more, I've seen all there old incarnations , but I think at the moment they have some of there best product line up so far.
Pharma grade oils and orals and now QUANTUM oils.
At the moment no other domestic source has a selection like this.
You people here that are across all the other boards know this.
With Arnold's around the corner I wouldn't risk trying to get stuff from overseas boys.
We have it all right here.

Tron's picture

Damn, I wouldn't doubt of he didn't get paid for that shit there. Sounds like a damn representative for the source. Hell, it's probably the SRC or the brewer for the source with a fake account.

Wetwetwet

HA!

Steveb's picture

Maybe he just really likes this awesomeness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNEje9TWgWA

...and who can blame him.

Ace Ventura's picture

Awesome reference! He was really good in Are we There Yet.
Ice Cube is one of the few artisses I'll actually still knock his early shit when it comes on my shuffle. Mostly Death Certificate to Lethal Injection.

Steveb's picture

Over in the west coast knocking something means you dislike it. And you said he was good in Are We There Yet so which is a terrible movie so I don't know if you like Ice Cube or not.

Ace Ventura's picture

You know damn well exactly what I meant, dammit.

Steveb's picture

Don't knock it til you try it.

Ace Ventura's picture

Can't knock the hustle.

Tron's picture

Now, is it impossible to knock it...or you "can't" as in you're not allowed to knock the hustle? And, if it's because you're not allowed..are you able to get permission? And if so by whom? I was thinking about knocking it but would like to know if I'm able to it not.

Ace Ventura's picture

It's impossible. Unable

Hustle28's picture

Of course u can't :-)

Tron's picture

I'm gonna try.

Ace Ventura's picture

Oh snap!

GATORNATION's picture

I listen to When Will They Shoot from his Predator album during just about every workout

Tron's picture

Rember this song? And the movie?
https://youtu.be/w8sDp65dyeA

GATORNATION's picture

Definitely.

Ace Ventura's picture

Ha! Hell yeah. I love that shit.

Tron's picture

Ice Cube is 79 years old.

Ace Ventura's picture

Maybe he just really likes this awesomeness:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSVysrbfoA

...and who can blame him.

Tron's picture

It's E-40 man..NOBODY can blame him. E mother fuckin 40 bitches.

E-40 is 97 years old and STILL talking that gangsta shit son!

Tron's picture

Remember conspiracy theory guy I posted a couple pages back?

1st post.

RN 2 hours ago NEW

Yep was scammed by xxx and someone a month before him..guess what..another source went mia..THAT MEANS 4 DOM SOURCES HAVE GONE DOWN ON THE PAST 4 MONTHS!!!. IVE BEEN SCAMMED BY 2 WITHIN THE PAST 2 MONTHS..i cant name names bc eroids mods will censor me..funny cuz these shitbags or more likely one shit bag running all these sources is protected..wake up people..the dom side of eroids is tainted. We have high level people posting fake arrest warrants to cover the scamming source, trying to make it look like they got busted..problem is a 3rd grader with spell check could have done a better job on the fake..it was pathetic..does anyone question why the fake arrest warrant and high level gentleman that posted the bs wasnt censored??nope.they quickly block and censor my comment bc i again i mentioned a couple of dead sources that recently scammed me..huh..gotta wonder...international is the way to go..pls pm me with questions..i hope im wrong and u guys get ur packs but lately the trend has been scam central.

Well, he got his pack and has a change of heart towards the source..now, this is very sweet.
2nd post..

RN 5 days ago @Abaxen
I applaud u Sir..if all sources conducted biz like u, drama trolls like me wouldnt exist,lol..On a serious note, I truly commend you for your stand up character...Shit happens, rules may need to be broken, but when sources dont fullfill their orders, its just bad for biz..Thank you for commitment and integrity.

Anonymous's picture

Unbelievable......

Tron's picture

This dude's new name though...

LMAO! Saw it and thought "wtf??!"

tonytulo's picture

Clowns.

Tron's picture

I posted the conspiracy post right here a few days ago...Like Steveb said though "too many words" I don't think anyone took time to read it lol

Pale's picture

What thread is that in?

Tron's picture

One post (the second one) is on levrams first page of SI...the other one with all the conspiracy shit about eroids a few pages back..maybe not that many. I was surprised nobody said anything to him about it. Guess nobody saw it.

Anonymous's picture

I wish I would have seen it

Steveb's picture

RN 2 hours ago NEW
Yep was scammed by xxx and someone a month before him..guess what..another source went mia..THAT MEANS 4 DOM SOURCES HAVE GONE DOWN ON THE PAST 4 MONTHS!!!. IVE BEEN SCAMMED BY 2 WITHIN THE PAST 2 MONTHS..i cant name names bc eroids mods will censor me..funny cuz these shitbags or more likely one shit bag running all these sources is protected..wake up people..the dom side of eroids is tainted. We have high level people posting fake arrest warrants to cover the scamming source, trying to make it look like they got busted..problem is a 3rd grader with spell check could have done a better job on the fake..it was pathetic..does anyone question why the fake arrest warrant and high level gentleman that posted the bs wasnt censored??nope.they quickly block and censor my comment bc i again i mentioned a couple of dead sources that recently scammed me..huh..gotta wonder...international is the way to go..pls pm me with questions..i hope im wrong and u guys get ur packs but lately the trend has been scam central.

That post is about me. He thinks I'm protected and that I am part of some giant scam to distract people when they lose money or some shit. I have like 20 PMs form him accusing me of a bunch of shit. I told him I am going to steal all of his camels next(He's Pakistani).

Tron's picture

likely one shit bag running all these sources

I was going to say something funny about this..but it's so funny by itself nothing needs to be said.

fusebox's picture

I told him I am going to steal all of his camels next

Lmao.

Tron's picture

Steveb took a flight out there last night and disguised himself for the mission. He has the camel but went through hell getting it...

zeb0312's picture

Holy Shit that dam camel bite the hell out of that dude. That Fucker wouldn't bite nobody else.

Tron's picture

I bet the bruise in his ass was NASTY.

zeb0312's picture

Take that you dam camel

KAM1314's picture

The camels fanboys said that's normal and next time try and heat the camels teeth first or cover them with some sterile gso to reduce pip

zeb0312's picture

ha ha holy shit I lost it. That's a good one lmao.....

Tron's picture

LOL

GATORNATION's picture

He never should have forewarned him. He sent the attack camel out...lol