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Can someone send me a donkey in heat? and some condoms? Girl took my money to buy a bus ticket out of town... I'm horny as fuck, any help bros?
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Can someone send me a donkey in heat? and some condoms? Girl took my money to buy a bus ticket out of town... I'm horny as fuck, any help bros?
I almost want to write a super long fake post, full of broken rules just to read it after.
Bro check Grindr out. The guys there are pretty helpful with all things your needing
I have 2 donkeys in heat, ones speckled, the other is a blue. If you promise to use the condoms I will do BOGO on them.
I read this thread twice and I still dont know what the F I just read. Its like watching an Asian Horror movie. Like WTF did I just watch?
It’s been all redacted lol so it said something completely different before but was equally confusing lol
Read the rules: https://www.eroids.com/rules
I can’t figure out what rule he broke. I’d assume there was a rule against what he did but I can’t find one that applies, and yes I read it before it was changed. Am I missing something?
Why would you wear a condom?
So the donkey doesn't get a disease from this guy.
Lmao, a conscientious zoophile
What the hell is stuff around the bus ticket??
She thinks I'm too kinky, but everybody fucks an ass now and then right?. I'm just fucked financially right now, some guy took my work days shortly after he was hired
You should always ask first Bro before going down the hatch.
Why Press? You’ve never switched lanes without signaling before?
Normally I just head straight down the Dirt Track bro, its kind of assumed I will unless I'm in a nice loving mood. Love - ? That shit'll get ya killed bro
Lmao, true… love will get you killed, or wish you were dead at the very least
If she’s hot enough to me, I’ll eat her ass before anything, then try and kick down the back door
I just hit that TNE again for legs and have the nastiest lower back pump. It’s feels like my spine has an erection
Quick tip for ya bud - After you have eaten a Girls Ass out, never lick the back of your hand and smell it!!!! LMFAO
Why? That’s the best part! lol
He’s a tip I’ve discovered…. In the past I’ve been without lube, lotion, conditioner, soap, and I couldn’t find anything to get me to slide in her butt. I didn’t even have spit my mouth was so dry. So, if you stick the tip of your finger in her ass, and hook it, and ream in out a little bit, there’s actually some kind of grease in there. Just enough to put on the tip of your dick and allow for passage
HAHAHA YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!! Nah thats a little too hardcore for me, I never use lube when going into ass, get it nice and greased up first in the pussy. When I have used lube it makes it too easy for them and there is no pain involved - I like to see some form of suffering going on at least until there is some fluid motion going in and out. All the groaning and screaming is half the turn on LMAO
Well look at you sadist over there lmao
That’s a survival tool for you to have in your trick back in case of emergency
I only know that from my past, after days of being up on meth, there’s not a drop of water in you or hers body
Once I was eating girl out from behind, not eating her ass just the pussy from the back and she straight farted square in my face! Good thing it didn’t smell and was just straight air like you’d expect from a smoking hot chick lol
I think I have had that done to me before, had many fanny farts (what we call pussy farts here) but lets face it we like em all just before we are about to fuck em LOL Although lets be honest, if it was an arse fart 'after' you had come you wouldn't find it half as acceptable!!!
Oh hell no! And I’ve only heard queefs while fucking never in the face lol
@Rosschestzip that’s a fucking “poof” when chick farts in your face. Some dudes pay for that and they ain’t cheep!
That’s literally what I think of when I think of it. Cus it’s all spread open so theres no flapping and slapping lol just a straight poof
Lmao, yeah it fits doesn’t it? I was like wtf when I first was made known that that is actually a thing
Are you hacking my interweb?? I never over paid anyhow.
Lmao, used drop this chick off at this dudes house, on the way she’d have me stop at the gas station so she could grab some milk and that’s what it was for, to get her motor primed for the poof
LOL I appreciate you getting her there timely and gased up brother. Ahh I mean great story.
Lmao, recognize the smell?
Ahhhhh lmfao, small world!
Right??
Sometimes you pop out and hit the wrong hole.