It was a foggy fall night around the 22nd hour,In the year of our lord, Two thousand and nine. It had just became aware that it was the day that my body required a supplemental Testosterone Injection (Paddock Test Cyp). I arose from my near slumber to acquire instruments and my elixir of the gods. As I arrived to the pharmaceuticals storage location,I quickly realized the pins I was a custom too were no more. After some thought and reminiscing ,I remembered some pins my Mothers Sister had graciously bestowed upon me.

I excitedly gathered my supplies and headed to the master lavatory. Giggling with joy like a school girl as I approach. When I arrived in the lavatory I placed my oil and pin on the counter. I pulled out my alcohol swabs and caringly cleaned the top of the vial. As In opened the pin It was unlike ones I have used before,but I didnt pay it much attention. I punctured the top of the vial and started to draw the oil like so many times before. I withdrew the needle and proceeded to reapply the clear plastic cap.

I was now ready to inject. Although I had done this many times I still got a trace of uneasiness and nervous anticipation. I sat on my thrown with both seats down.
I slowly pulled up the right side of my shorts to make my quad visible(it was sexy as hell but thats another story). I swabbed the center of my quad starting with small circles and getting bigger as I went around. I patiently waited for the alcohol to evaporate. I pulled the cap off of the pin and slowly pushed it into the center of my muscle. It went in smooth as could be, I slowly injected the 1cc of oil. Right at the end of the injection I heard a sharp popping noise, which seemed to echo through the silent house. As I looked down fear engulfed my body as I realized the needle was missing! I set the tube down on the back of my thrown and quickly headed to the mirror. I was certain that the sharp pin had broke off in my quad. I felt around for nearly half an hour trying to find it in my leg. At one point I decided to go to the ER. So I started putting shit away, thats when I picked up the barrel that I thought the needle broke off. I examined it closer and to my relive I had noticed a spring and the pin was inside as well. I could barley see it but It was there. AND THAT IS WHY I AM A DUMBASS

Jprizzle