Well here goes. About 6 months ago i finally scored a job after sitting on my ass for ten years mooching off my mom. Well this place had hot chicks galore and i was a one skinny ass dude! There was this one chick "crystal" that i started to kick it to here and there, she seemed cool and was freakin HOT! I decided one day that i was gonna push some juice in my ass and grow some muscles.

After getting my gear it sat there for about 2 weeks until i could work up the courage to inject. Well, i dont know how i got this in my head, but i thought that maybe if i did my first inject at work after checking out some of the hotties, ya know motivation... Well the day has come and i loaded up my gear into my briefcase and went to work. I waited until after lunch break so the bathroom would be clear, but it wasnt, some old fat ass was on the can just stinkin the place to high hell. I could not bare the stench or wait anylonger to get my first inject over with, so i decided to use the ladies room. Oh boy- Well, it had multiple stalls so i figured i would slip in and get out as fast as i could.

Ok its showtime! Well the coast was clear and there i am stripping my pants down and getting everything ready. I had forgotten my cotton balls and ended up using a complimentary tampon to do the swab, at this point im shaking like a leaf and starting to sweat a little. I pushed the needle into my ass slowly and began to inject. Everything was going fine at first, then all the sudden out of no where- i blacked out and fell onto the bathroom floor face down. There i was, butt naked on the womans room floor. The needle was still sticking out of my ass and the tampon wrappers and tampon was right next to me. I dont know how long i was out for but next thing you know i am being woken up by a woman who was about to call 911 she said. Well you guessed it, it was the hot chick crystal standing over me asking me if i needed a drink of water and if i was ok, and what the hell is sticking out of my ass? I pulled the Pin and began to pull my pants up, figures i decided to wear my crummiest pair of tighty whiteys that day, holes, mud stains, honestly i borrowed them from my dad a few months prior so most the stains were not from me, i tried explaining this to her about a week later. Anyways there was no denying it. On top of all this I had left the vial out in the open and assume she saw it before i grabbed it. I was juicing in the womans bathroom at a new job site and was just getting to know people in the facility and crystal as well. Im such a dumbass!

The next day i came into work and there was a note on my desk. The boss said to "see me". I wont go into detail about our conversation but his eyeballs were in shock as he spoke to me. He did mention the tampons were for the women only and to not go in there again, liability reasons. Anyways the entire facility talked about it and all i got were smiles and snickers from everyone i ran into for the next few weeks. One day the hottie crystal came up to me and said well are you gonna ask me out for a drink sometime? I was in utter shock! Long story short i ended up raw doggin her until the crack of dawn. She never been with a guy on juice and said the sex was amazing. Today we are still together and live with eachother. She made me promise not to juice at work anymore and that she would help me from now on. One day i hope to tell my kids "and thats how i met your mother".