posted Sun, 07/22/2012 - 15:12
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whats your weirdest/best steroid dream? assuming you've dreamt about them.
lastnight I kept picturing people I know buying dbol overpriced, and not knowing how to take it or for how long. I was scrambling to tell all the people I know how much to take and for how long.. it must be something to do with what we do on this msg board and helping people!!
does anyone else have weird dreams like this or something? or am I just crazy
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I dreamed i was Peter from Family guy fighting the chicken but was ripped as fuck.
I had one recently, Dreamed I walked into GNC and low and behold there was a whole line up of gear for sale, Deca, test, tren, the whole shebang. Funny thing was, the gear was cheaper than the supplements were. Hated to wake up!
CleyonIt's funny that you bring this up. I haven't had a dream in YEARS, mostly due to my sleep apnea. Now that I'm not a fat bastard anymore, I've started having dreams again. Now that I'm off cycle I've started having dreams about injecting Test, the funniest one was me trying to figure out how to take 1000mg of test EOD. I started out injecting 1ml in a bunch of different places, but my obsessive compulsive nature was making that a pain in the ass (imagine going through 20 needles in one session)! So I decided to inject just once.
I bought a 10ml syringe, and filled it up (for some reason the bottle was full even though I'd already hit both butt cheeks, and my right quad), then I injected into my left quad. NO PAIN! however my quad started getting beefy, and then the rest of my body started to follow, and it didn't stop until I was HUGE (Branch Warren Huge).
I had a REAL douse last night.
(And BEFORE you read this, get your piss-panties on, because you're gonna need them).
My Mrs is in our pool and I'm looking at her through the family room window, swimming back and forth, and I get the horn-on. I walk through the patio doors towards her, wearing a full body, PINK, rabbit suit, with a white front, completed with the big fluffy tail.
I start HOPPING towards her, with hands hunched in front of me and when she looks up and sees me, I tell her, "Let's Do It Like Rabbits Do It".
WHAT THE F......!!!!
(IF it helps, I'm currently on EQ, Test E, Liquid Ana and Test P).
Supernova283Bahahahaha! Oh my god! That's one of the most hilarious things I have ever pictured in my head.
You sir deserve some kind of award or something. Oh my god. Big bodybuilder hopping around in a rabbit suit with a hard on. HAHAHAHA!
When the Mrs finds out, oh I'll be getting an award, alright.
MORE THERAPY!!!
LOL
Supernova283Or who knows? Maybe some kind of weird kinky new sex play. ;D
She won't let me anymore LOLOL
CleyonI told she was going to cut it off when you pulled the Batman stunt. She was fine dressing up as Catwoman, but the moment you called "Robin" in you killed it. I'm not sure it would have even made a difference if you had a chance to tell her Robin was there for you not her.
Who knows bro, maybe it was the Gilligan's Island fantasy, I mean asking her to dressup as the Proffesor and putting on a strap on is pretty tame, but who knows.
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I think someone's having a dream moment right now.
CleyonYou're no fun. I'm going back to playing with ED and Tread.
LOLOL Cleyon, you're a star, Mate LOLOL (Even had to give you Karma for that one) LOLOL
My weirdest was while on a few g of test....
I dreamed that I made a sex tape with susan boyle....
wasnt happy when I woke up...
You animal
http://www.huahintoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/susan-boyle1.jpg
Supernova283MY GOD! I THOUGHT SUSAN BOYLE WAS SOME KIND OF PORN STAR OR HOT CELEBRITY! OH MY GOD! MY EYES!!!!!!
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BLEACH!
Hahaha..
I couldnt get it up for a week after that one
Supernova283God damn. I thought you weren't happy because it was a good dream and you wanted to stay asleep.
Oh god the humanity!
Just on tren . I had a dream i was bein chased my evil ass little monkeys who were trying to eat me..lol.. That's only in the beginning of the cycle then Im good after 4 weeks give or take .
Anonwas your name Dorothy by any chance?
Lol. It may as well been.. These were serious monkeys tho they meant business!
Na bro ur a friggin nut case... for me its only when im awake, i keep thinking im batman..
tread-mNope, you're crazy. I'd get that checked out and get on an AI !!!
bro. it was crazy. last night i was having dreams i was turning into the hulk. and this morning i woke up green wearing purple booty shorts
shoxingbiceps17I'm on tren at the moment so I don't have dreams, I have nightmares :( last night I had a nightmare where I was strapped down to my bed while people stood in line to eat me alive. Woke up screaming for help, sweat dripping everywhere
Same here dude, since i started my tren/sus cycle i have some insane fucking dreams. Not to mention waking up every couple hours sweating and swelling like a bum,lol.
Supernova283What a coincidence. I had a dream I was eating someone alive last night.
See you tonight. ;D
Lmao nice
shoxingbiceps17Ah come on man :( not funny!
Supernova283I thought it was pretty funny.
lol
Hahaha to funny a think im gna give tren a miss...and yea i had dreams of getting set on by a load of hilly billy men and i just go hulk on them and fuck there shit up lol there was always a fit bird in them to messed up shit like i did enjoy them tho.