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+ 9 What's Your Favourite Chinese Takeout?

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Just a bit of light hearted banter Lol I haven't met a Roider who doesn't love a good Chinese yet!

But as seen as its an ideal post workout meal with virtually every meal revolving around chunks of Chicken, Beef or Pork its ideal for lifting and gear.

My favourites tend to be either Schezuan Chicken or Kung Po - what are everyone else's? Smile

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Where are ya fuck face??!! LMAO Bro, no joke - literally had 2 pigeons get into the spare room this morning. First one managed to find its way back out and the second one took ages for me to usher back out of the wide open window!! Seriously pal I was so worked up over all the mess it was making shaking feathers everywhere and flapping DBol packs all over the place flying around that I was considering killing it. I figured an Olympic dumbell handle to the head would do the trick but I just knew I'd feel so bad about doing it that it lived to tell the tale LOL

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No Pigeons!!!!! Lmao

There is loads of roadkill round where I live on an evening atm - Fox, Badger, Deer, Pheasants, Crows Lol

Drock_357's picture

Road kill stew brutha press!…good lean protein in all the fore mentioned!:.lol

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With added gravel and tar!!! Lol

IronMind's picture

Now you guys are speaking my language!! I get to the Chinese buffet right when they open, and they have a sushi bar....so good when you feel like carb loading. It's down the street from my gym so the manager used to take us all out to eat and poor guy rolling the sushi used to see us smash LMAO! They have a bunch of the regular stuff to eat as well, like stuffed cheese mushrooms, carb Rangoon, sweet and sour sauce of course, and man too bad you couldn't get General TSO's Chicken, it's sooo good, somewhat similar to Kung Pao chicken, bit more spicy, orange chicken used to be a favorite at the mall with the orange zest. Pork fired rice etc. Think I'm going today now? Lol

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Sorry mate but I'm gonna have to leave the Sushi to yourself Lol The thought of eating raw fish is my idea of Hell, wouldn't be able to swallow it. Cooked and battered Cod or Haddock yes - anything else that actually tastes 'fishy' no way!!! Lmao

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I don't mess with the raw sushi much at all or even eat fish by itself, and agree I can't stomach fishy (unless it's some good pu**y I'll raw dog it but not munch lol), it's usually the California roll with crab meat etc, or they make a tempura roll with cream cheese... Press you like a good pad Thai? Been having that craving

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LMFAO Yeah funnily enough I do like Pad Thai Chicken - usually leave the peanuts out of it and make it a bit spicy. Like Red Thai curry also. How about Fish and Chips with mushy pea's and Chinese curry sauce bud??! That's awesome over here Yes 3 Good

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Ha! It's my brother and aunts fault. When he was young visiting my aunt in the UK, she got him the traditional fish and chips since it's a delicacy there and they didn't batter it well so the head/eyes were all there and he freaked out lmao...it's actually the reason I never ate fish afterwards since he didn't ever do it. Being an adult now and liking fine cuisine, the new twist w/ mushy peas and curry sauce sounds delicious!! Still, to this day a proper English breakfast is the best thing I've ever had!! Makes me wanna go back, funny how you guys call Tabasco "chili sauce" ;-) Red Thai curry Clapping

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OMG in all my years I have NEVER had fish and chips with the bloody head still on!!! That was a very bad experience of it for you. Its always just the battered fillet you normally get from the chippy. We do other weird shit too like battered Mars Bars which is a caramel bar covered in chocolate then battered!!

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They like deep fried Oreos here (fuck Mars bars would be great), and talk about weird stuff being battered they do that with anything edible down south Crazy

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they do that with anything edible down south - those girls sound kinky!!

addicted.to.pain's picture

My favorite Chinese take out is any kind of Spicy Beef dish .

But I love all Asian cuisine , Japanese, Thai , Indian , Mongolian etc etc . I could live off Asian Food .

IronMind's picture

Mongolian beef ftw!!

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I thought that was the general list of women you liked addicted?! LMAO

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In theory it sounds nice - But when the steak turns up rare I just can't do it! Lol I like it medium to well done. More of a chicken man myself.

IronMind's picture

It depends what cut of steak, I agree some pieces are better medium/well...the the fatty more tender cuts like "Prime" rib gonna be bloody ;-)

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Well I have some Very sad news to announce ..... Sad

After 9 days of pent up excitement I went to my local Chinese Takeaway 2 hours ago and asked the young girl for some General TSO Chicken - All I got was a blank look of confusion back .....

I asked 'do you not do it' - she replied 'General chicken - No'. We did it way back but stopped a few years ago as no one ordered it as no one seemed to like it!! I said oh that's a shame - All my pals in the US love it. She knew exactly what it was but didn't even offer to make it so unfortunately I just settled for a chicken curry in the end. She said barely any UK Chinese's do it as its just not popular with the English Lol

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Isn't that what foreign food basically is - Chicken and rice? LOL

Zee's picture

More of an Indian food fan now also Mexican food since it has started taking off in the UK. Love spicy food makes it easier for me to eat when appetite is dead on some compounds.

Can't beat a charcoal cooked chicken tikka (100% chicken breast) with the sauces and salad. from a good takeaway or restaurant.

Axzel69's picture

Yeah you are right with both of those for sure, Have been eating more mexican since its big here but always had great indian food growing up, you guys keep making me hungry haha xD

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Yeah I'm partial to a good chicken tikka especially when the Chicken is tandoorified Lol

Axzel69's picture

Sweet and sour pork for sure, chicken and broccoli (some places are really good) some good spring rolls are always good too Biggrin
making me hungry here bro lol

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Nothing beats some good chicken spring rolls - I keep buying Katsu chicken spring rolls!

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Garlic chicken is great Good With black bean and green pepper too!

Makwa's picture

I think it all taste the same.

Voodoo4312's picture

Some places have it, and some don’t. I’m a fan of bourbon chicken or orange chicken… and of course lo mein noodles

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Sam I Am's picture

They used to have bourbon chicken at Golden Coral. I didn’t know it was Chinese.
It was damn good..

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Next time I'm in my Chinese takeaway I'm going to ask them to make me it Lol I've never seen it on any menu here.

Bill1976's picture

Get it. You won’t be sorry

Voodoo4312's picture

It’s slammin, usually in the cheesy mall Chinese places but it’s SOO good lol. The orange chicken is more of an actual Chinese dish rather then the commercialized stuff if yiu know what I mean. But yes definitely try it if yiu see it or they’ll make it

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I'm gonna walk in and in my best Sean Connery voice I'm going to say 'I command you to make me some of the Generals chicken Sir' as the chef stares back at me wondering what the F*** is this guy on LMAO

Failuretobreathe33's picture

Oh man what an awesome post. My go to is sesame seed chicken with shrimp fried rice. Extra broccoli.

Gigel's picture

There is me, I don't like any chinese food. Nice to meet you

maddogg's picture

I like beef with broccoli in spicy garlic sauce. Crab ragoons, and egg drop soup. Also Happy Family, which is all the meats and mixed stir fry veggies, but with the spicy garlic sauce in place of the sauce it normally comes with.

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Mol dude you ARE Mr Chinese Buffet if ever there was one - What's your verdict on The General?

Halsey's picture

Spot on description! Strange but not a stranger, where ever you go!

press1's picture

We have whats called 'Special chow mein' which is all the meats and prawns with stir fry veg and noodles in a soy sauce.

Saint gannett's picture

Thumbs up to the special chow mein or fried rice... anything rice, I can devour!

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press1's picture

You ever had any of this General Tso Chicken mate?

Saint gannett's picture

Breaded, dripping in sweet sauce, oh yeah, part of the 40-lbs I just spent 6-months shedding... and here is my belly asking for more abuse! Fucking never learn, will I?

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Bill1976's picture

General Tso was looking for you . Said he wanted to beat your ass. But don’t worry. Everybody knows general Tsos chicken.
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