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+ 9 What's Your Favourite Chinese Takeout?

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Just a bit of light hearted banter Lol I haven't met a Roider who doesn't love a good Chinese yet!

But as seen as its an ideal post workout meal with virtually every meal revolving around chunks of Chicken, Beef or Pork its ideal for lifting and gear.

My favourites tend to be either Schezuan Chicken or Kung Po - what are everyone else's? Smile

bamboo2112's picture

I will go with whatever Random says. I like his taste in Asian

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Greg's picture

Funny, I was thinking the same thing about Eric Swallowell...

bamboo2112's picture

Just seeing the name Fang made me excited
I bet she sucks down every drop

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randomdude's picture

Chicken fried rice from the dirtiest and most shitty looking Chinese restaurant I can find which happens to be a mile from my house.

I’ve gotten aids from that place twice now but it is the best.

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Milfpounder's picture

This is the same game-plan I use for Mexican.

I swear to God the best tacos I've ever had in my life came from a backroom in a fucking public bathroom in ensenada, Mexico.

Mrtommorrow1987's picture

God damn I love a good nasty chicken fried rice with mandarin chicken and brown gravy.

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Greg's picture

Brown gravy? Must be talkin' bout southern Chinese cookin'

Mrtommorrow1987's picture

100 deep down south

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Milfpounder's picture

Lol BIG MAMAS CHINESE PHOO

sheva's picture

Lol each time I want fried rice this enters my head

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press1's picture

I was really into Chinese takeouts when I was about 25, got them every other night LOL

Then I began getting obsessed with Chinese Spare Ribs alongside Chicken Noodles

One time I got the Ribs out and they were rubbery, luke warm and just in general looked undercooked. But ya know how it is - when you are fuckin starvin and its all there in front of you, you just think fuck it had hundreds of takeouts from there before so I'll be fine - Just like a Source, they wouldn't dare sell me shit would they?? Well Fuck me next morning at about 4 am it began all the way until 10 pm that night shitting and puking basically liquid and water outta both ends. Put me off chinese takeaways for years after that experience .... Always just stick with a Chicken dish of some kind that has to be tongue scolding when I eat it or I throw it away lol

shredski's picture

If the menu overhead isn’t faded, worn out, and unreadable GTFO

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randomdude's picture

Also their kids have to be in the dining area doing homework while there’s at least two other random people sleeping on the floor.

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sandman3698's picture

Or running back and forth between the wok and deep fryer

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shredski's picture

Lmfao legit the children are always there doing homework idgaf what time it is

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JohnnyHardGuy's picture

Favorite Chinese to take out is 18-26, 90- 110lbs, with a good smile & great attitude.

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press1's picture

The Golden years LMAO Then they turn into their mothers slowly ....

TeaBody's picture

General Tsos all day baby

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Skinnyboy63's picture

Yea that my favorite also oh shit this post is 5yrs old LMAO

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randomdude's picture

Shit. I finally got got by one of these old posts.

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Skinnyboy63's picture

There's a lot swinging around lately

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press1's picture

The BEST ones always live on Brosef Wink

TeaBody's picture

I’m bit of a necrophiliac myself… I mean.. I’m.. nevermind hahaha

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TheIcon's picture

I can't handle fried food much anymore. Use to love it. I swear even chinese food alone I can't handle much anymore. So oily. I still will polish off some Hunan Chicken or Kung Pao.

I much prefer Thai. Give me some Gaeng Daeng any day.

shredski's picture

Bro I had first chest meal in 2 months yesterday and went for Hibatchi I’m regretting it so much the amount of sodium and fat I’m disgusted with myself legit feel like vomiting

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Milfpounder's picture

I usually go off on Sundays. I'm usually very depressed on Mondays.

shredski's picture

I gained 4lbs in a day FML

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Milfpounder's picture

Oh ya. I've gone as high as like 8-10lbs in a day if there's alcohol involved. It's a real mind fuck. You will piss it all out buddy, don't worry. Just stay the course.

I think at the end of the day, cheat meals or "refeeds" as they are affectionately sometimes defined are important to keep a diet moving.

shredski's picture

Yeah I had some booze too I guess I’ll uses these carbs to my advantage and crush legs to start the week right

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TheIcon's picture

Right there with you.

press1's picture

I literally have a 5 Star Thai restaurant about 100 metres from my front door - Amazing place with the prices to match lol Use to go there with my girlfriend when I moved here a few nights of every week many years ago. The real stuff is defo different to the micromeal crap you get lol

TheIcon's picture

Thats awesome. That would be bad news for me. I love some legit Thai food. We have a couple near us but not that close. When I lived with my parents we had a excellent Thai place in walking distance. I think its way better than Chinese.

press1's picture

Debateable mate - Chinese still wings the vote for me personally

shredski's picture

It’s a staple, extra extra extra spicy tho and also ask for more chili sauce on the side as well
This is a photo of the best I’ve ever had

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press1's picture

I've never bonded with battered chicken for some reason - I prefer it naked lol I think its because there is less chicken in a mouthful and I am aware more of its batter. Then again I like battered sweet and sour chicken so probably talkin shit LMAO

shredski's picture

I definitely prefer a naked chicken over the battered I would love to find a place to make general Taos that way shit would prob be fire

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press1's picture

True mate. I am thinking I will need 2 spikes if I am drawing from 2 vials continually?

shredski's picture

Yes sir

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TeaBody's picture

I literally said the same thing at the same time …

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press1's picture

When I found out about that dish I literally had to get it made special order here LMAO Its not one they 'Generally' serve lol

TeaBody's picture

It’s a staple for the fat American, they usually throw 2 pieces of broccoli in there to make people feel good about themselves. Hahahah

Tsos chicken is the shit

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press1's picture

Yeah I know a huge number of you guys like it - never heard of it until people mentioned it on here. Schezuan or Kung Po was always my fave. I find tolerating spicy food on steroids very difficult nowadays, can't be doing with the stomach cramps it gives me and the inevitable burning ringer!

Jahbabble's picture

I know I'm resurrecting an old thread (for once I noticed the age), but it seemed important. My local place has pineapple and shrimp fried rice that they actually serve in a pineapple. My absolute favorite. And now I'm hungry

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press1's picture

Its hilarious reading some of these old posts I've written LMAO

I've literally run out of ideas these days.

Elon323's picture

My favorite Chinese takeout dish that I love to eat is dumplings.

Drock_357's picture

Spicy beef n broccoli extra beef..and an order of house lo mien….:and a chocolate cupcake for desert….screw all that eating fish crap…fish is go catch it fresh and do it yourself..:.now if you want to talk about chikn pheasant or pigeon,..I will write you a cookbook…..