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What's up with Women?

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I haven't dated in a few years, about 7 to be exact. But I'm going through a divorce so I'm sort of talking to a few people these days. This has been my luck so far -

First we have my wife. She never had a sex drive when we were married but lately she's been asking me for favors all over the place. What's up with that? Just manipulation? Probably.

Next we have a girl I was talking to for awhile. I told her I wanted to be friends the other day and she said "do your son a favor and commit suicide". I'm on Tren and I thought I was mean. Holy shit!!

Next we have a friend who called me this weekend and said "I just got in a fight with my boyfriend and I need you to come fuck the shit out of me". I couldn't turn her down but it made me feel horrible. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

Later that night I called a friend and told her I needed to kill some frustration. I got her some food and a couple of drinks. We actually had amazing sex, it was a great workout and everyone was happy all around. But then she asked me if I wanted to get high, she ended up shooting some dope and falling out. I did want to get high but I'm trying to be sober these days so I made sure she was still alive and I left. The sex was good but I left feeling horrible.

I'm not done yet ....

Then we have a cute girl at the gym. She's a friend of a friend so I started to talk to her a little bit. Then my friend just told me he saw her on some "fuck and forget" website. That was a deal breaker for me. She looked so fucking innocent too.

Then we have another girl who I really like but I was married when we started talking and I wasn't ready to leave my wife. She just texted me saying "if you are sleeping around keep your dick clean because my guy can be an asshole sometimes." That shit makes me wonder too!

So I know that I'm not doing a great job at picking them out or attracting the right ones. But I thought it was funny. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

I'm not trying to say anything negative about women in general. If they weren't occasionally so great id just run at this point.

Anyone got some interesting female stories to share?

Dzeaz's picture

Man I was Married for four years and thought I was done forever and a year after the divorce I said fuck women fuck relationships and met the best girl I have ever been with. Like molded to me perfectly. Literally that night said I'm fucking done trying to find someone. And she bounced into my life. Met in middle school a long long time ago and lost touch

cmo25cent's picture

Damn bro just keep throwing that dude around....sounds like fun besides shooting up dope. WTF.

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suzy b MRS viking's picture

Maybe time will be your friend, i know i gave up at one stage and planned on being alone forever then one day KAPOW and the rest is history as they say Smile

manbearpig's picture

There's plenty of crazy bitches up here bro. Nothing to do but drink in this college town. Getting out of the bar scene is helping me stay away from shady people... But it also means less contact with women for me.

manbearpig's picture

That's what I've been working on. Great church to meet girls where I live

Genetix's picture

I never really found the right protein powder until I basically tried them all. Now I kind of know which one I like the best or at least which few I can tolerate the best. Use this theory for woman and you find it works rather well! You just got to keep trying new ones until one kind of sticks. Some Tricks & Tips;

  1. Avoid the "Mixes well label" like the powder she is full of shit she does not mix well with your friends or family. She is pretty much clumpy and clingy.
  2. Avoid the tastes great New flavor: she is puffing up like a school girl with her "I did not just fuck half the town" fake label.
  3. Avoid the High protein BEST BLEND BS. She is high maintenance and like Isopure or some of the other bullshit jugs there is only like 10 fucking servings in a big ass bottle. Another words high maintenance spending money on her like a champ.
  4. Lastly don't deal with the my buddy had this one and liked it brand. Don't fuck other girls in the friend circle just because your buddy swears by the taste.
CBBurrr's picture

very funny!

WINNING's picture

Honestly, the dating game is a tricky situation brother. I had some similar stories, so I cant preach to the quire. Every man and woman big,skinny,tall,short,black,white and brown is looking for someone to love them, which way they "get loved" is all about what they put out and receive in return. Are you looking for true love?Are you looking to sow your royal oats?How do you REALLY, want to be loved(sit back and think). Be honest with yourself, nobody wants to be the side guy/or chic, or do you?

With all that out of the way, a majority of finding the right one, is about compatibility and Luck! Stop looking for the "hottest chic" and just start looking for someone that brings something deeper to the table. Even if that means lowering your standards in terms of "hotness", When I met my wife I had allot of chicks, she wasn't the hottest but we were awesome together and still are. I met her online and I got "Lucky", (not just literately), its been 5 years we have a beautiful daughter and shes my best friend!

Never settle for being second best in a relationship, you deserve to be put first, don't stop until you get there! In essence, you have to pick through the weeds before you find your ROSE!

Keep picking Nooka!

Winning

kodiakGRRL's picture

Nice answer winning. You just impressed the hell out of me .. again.

what's the matter with women, B? you don't really want me to answer that o-O LOL

kodiakGRRL's picture

You are asking the wrong question... the first question is .. what is the common denominator..? you are.. second question and most important.. WHAT DO YOU WANT? third question WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? ( you can't answer the third question until you really sit down and answer the second question. when you answer the second question you might realize that you are seeking these women out because that is what you are familiar with. that you haven't ever really thought specifically about what is you want..and if you did you put it aside for what is easy and comfortable...)

kodiakGRRL's picture

well, I applaud you. You have insight and that is a great thing. Next is priorities .. If I were assigning them it would be fix you and everything else falls into place. You have the upper hand if you understand what you want/what you need. the only thing now is whether or not you do something about it. it takes a lot of courage to admit these things. Many of us have dealt with them on one level or another and it may not help, but I do understand where you are coming from.

fyi the good ones won't be scared away by something like that.

keep in mind that the greatest display of love isn't affection, it is sacrifice.

Darktide's picture

keep in mind that the greatest display of love isn't affection, it is sacrifice

Outstanding quote!

j223's picture

keep in mind that the greatest display of love isn't affection, it is sacrifice.

So true!

WINNING's picture

^^^-----Amen, she speaks truth! I Totally agree. Smile

WINNING's picture

Thank you, I was given help in time of weakness. Just returning the favor. ;)

Bigs251's picture

The best relationships were always ones I never went after more of things just kind of fell into place. I would just go about your self and one will come along don't go and start looking for a girl all over or much less be worrying about it

mwagsgurly's picture

As a woman I'll say this, the woman isn't the problem, it goes both ways. If u pick whacky girls, u can't blame them, u made the choice. There is less good relationship material ppl out there today but there still around. Just choose better. Same goes for women, if u pick an ass hole u can't blame all men, pick better.

OmNom's picture

Fuck ill say it.. the mentality most woman today is shit.. most of them I find to be selfish.. not to take away from you screwing that girl to get back at her bf.. you should feel bad about that.. I really can't believe what that one woman said about you and your son.. real sick piece of shit to say that to someone.. I've got some crazy stories I can tell you in pm later if you want a good laugh.. there are some great women out there but you'll have to reeeeeeeally search everywhere to find them but its worth it.

TED's picture

sounds like every experience ive had with girls man. ive just decided to be alone for a good while. and in no way am i saying its just women because its just people in general. there are good people out there but in the younger generation they are few and far between

vhman's picture

Unhealthy people attract and choose other unhealthy people. You just need to get yourself right and you will start choosing the right people. Spend the time to focus on yourself and doing what it takes to improve yourself. Best of luck!

Darktide's picture

Brother I agree with vhman. When you get to the place where you feel "horrible", as well as possibly picking up diseases and living in strife I would say the fun is going out the window.

vhman's picture

Didn't mean to be a downer.
Chicks are crazy! How that? ;-)

vhman's picture

I would much rather be aware of a problem than be ignorant of it. Scary or not.
Sounds like your on the right path.

tootallslim's picture

It's definitely crazy out there homie! Sounds like you need a fresh start and move the hell away from whatever cesspool these bitches are coming from.

I am 37 and was married for 9 years and my wife was on her third affair when I finally left (we have kids so I didn't want them to go through a divorce) anyway, That was like 7 years ago. I moved to a new city and started a new life but still close enough so I can see my kids. I didn't talk to a woman for two years bro. I focused on me and my kids and that's it! Best thing I could have done imho. Then I met someone by chance and we've been together for 4 years now and are married and have a little girl together.

When you're in a toxic situation it's good to get away and hit reset on your life.

On a side note, I was a bouncer for a while and got to see first hand how trifling the singles scene is now. No way I could deal with that shit! It's pretty much how you described your situation. Good luck whatever you decide bro.

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CBBurrr's picture

I'd double check that fuck and forget website...... just to be sure your friend aint cockblockin you. Hate to pass up on a sweet innocent gym girlie if she's not a web slut.

CBBurrr's picture

Well, I feel a little better about my plain old monogamous married dude lifestyle now. I guess that's why they call it strange, lol.

mwagsgurly's picture

Thank you! Me and mwag have an amazing relationship n marriage. I admit women want him, men hit on me, and we never stray and never get jealous, we are happy. I just had someone say they wish they had a man like mine and he told me he's only the man he is because he has me. It doesn't hurt that we still have an AMAZING sex life too and talk like a new couple. I'm lucky. It's nice to see when men appreciate what they have.

Pmob's picture

Looks like you have your hand full ?

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