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Okay brothers, just when you think your on top of your shit and you got your money situation all dialed in, life comes in with some left and right hooks, a fat power double and some ground and pound and just fucks your shit up...

Okay this is what happend i know theres a lot of smart mother fuckers on here so what would you do in this situation, heres what happend..
Okay i'm going to the gym, so i stop in at del taco to fill up on some diet pepsi to make that HYPHY MUD son,- yeah im a cheap penny pinchen mofo- so i get that handled downed it.. now im gettin ready to back out and check all 3 mirrors with a reach around -no homo- and im backin up and booom!! and i hear this guy honking,, and im ready to fucking kill shit!! pre-workout kickin in- my face all scratchy and shit.. so i jump out of the car to find its this older nerdy looking dude, he looks like he just took a shit and is trying to hide the fact he did.., and im in my tank, veins poppin, ready to fuckin go to war, and you gotta imagine i ddint look very friendly.. i knock on his window and start questioning him cmon bro wtf happend were you not paying attention, trying to be civil about it.. Taking heavy deep breathes he gets out and starts asking for my information and so were exchanging info and this fat hodgey podgey lookin bitch comes waddling over, huffin and puffin, im like okay someone who seen and coming to let me know it wasnt my fault.. Nah.. she walks straight to this guy and starts babbling " i seen the whole thing, he had his head phones in and you honked, heres my number if you need a witness".............................. Bros, it took everything i had inside me not to start yelling at this bitch to mind her own fucking god dam business and go back to the fucking zoo where you came from heres the number jenny craigs and on and on and on......

bros if only it was like the old wild west where you could just punch someone out and settle it that way and if you get laid out on the ground gurgling then fuck it thats what happens.. im tired of this soft serve fucking faggot culture we live in today, everybody needs to grab ahold of their nuts and get their hands dirty every once in a while, nobody in the future is gonna even know what its like to get laid the fuck out anymore.. its a kind of a humbling experience and makes you think maybe you are an asshole sometimes....Im obviously very fucking angry right now and would never wish someone got beat up unless they deserved it, and dont condone fighting at all unless they really want it.. no homo.. drugs are bad..hmmmkay

but anyways i cant get this on my driving record because my rates will go up and theres no way i could afford that shit.. im still gettin it together bitches

Who is at fault here me or him? i obviously checked all the mirrors and looked around and he mustve been coming out like a bat outta hell... but i still dont know whos at fault brothers, if you were an insurance company who would be at fault here.. obviously he has a witness so im guessing im kinda screwed unless i pretend like i never seen this lady before, and im not willing to risk lying, for some stupid shit with all the cameras who knows... the goverment is probably watching me right now..

I already called the dude and told him to get a quote and that ill pay him in cash for the damages, hes being pretty civil about it.. to buy me some time to figure out what i should do.. What would jesus do in this situation? or you? should i suck it up and fork over how ever much its gonna be? this is really irritating

Greg's picture

Insurance companies have worked out a formula years ago on which company pays what based on the point of contact.
Fault or blame has nothing to do with it.
It's a bean counter approach -cheaper than attorneys. In this case each party may pay their own damage. I.e. a "no fault" accident.

Ask your insurance company how this will affect your policy and go from there. You do not need to make a claim, figuring you have a deductible, you might just want to pay out of pocket.

Muffins's picture

File a police report and file your claim against him. It's a parking lot accident, so whomever gets the most aggressive with providing documentation will win.

Your bumper got hit? You win

JustAMate's picture

IF he has a witness stating that she observed the accident and observed you WITH YOUR EARPHONES on/in, you're pretty f-ked IF this goes to your insurance company, Mate.

Insurance companies LOVEEEEE independent witnesses, who'll happily stand up in a court of law, (So they can get their freak on and/or feel more important than they really are. Even if they are built like a Mickey D's burger), just to save them from paying out for your own, "Driving Without Due Care And Attention", issues.

That MAY not be the case of what had happened. But it is what happened if it goes to making a claim for damages because there are witnesses saying it did. Just hope this guy doesn't suddenly start feeling like he has whip-lash, etc, just to get a bigger payday from your insurance company. THEN your premiums WILL go up.

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robb's picture

If you was reversing out it's more likely his fault. Especially if he had time to honk you he must of seen you and had plenty of time to stop. He was probably going to fast by the sound of it.
Lie your ass off if you have to, everybody else does.

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Gargoyle's picture

So you were parked and backed into someone that was driving through the parking lot? I would guess that you would be held responsible, however I didn't see any mention of a police report. Most states and insurance companies require a police report to process any sort of claim.

I rear ended someone in Texas years ago. I was driving a Honda Civic and the guy I hit was in a Chevy 2500. No damage to his truck....totally destroyed my boys bumper. Long story short, we didn't file a police report and I had offered to pay to have a small dent and scratch in his bumper fixed. But we also exchanged insurance information. Weeks later he calls me and says that its going to cost him $6500 to get his bumper fixed. This was for a fucking quarter sized dent and scratch! I told him to fuck off so he calls his insurance company who then calls mine. Geico calls me and says that he wants $6500 for his bumper and is now trying to sue for medical costs because his back got hurt. Civic --> Chevy 2500....again yeah fucking right. Anyway, point of the story is that because there was no report filed, neither myself or my insurance company had to pay shit.

Darktide's picture

Best part of this story is imagining you with your size in a Honda Civic lol!

Gargoyle's picture

Shit, the last time I went TDY I got stuck in some 2 door tiny toyota. My daily driver is a lifted 4 door pick up. Imagine my shock when I picked up the rental.

Darktide's picture

Funny as hell!

Gargoyle's picture

I think a lot of it boils down to state laws. Plus, depending on what the parking lot looked like (curved, etc) ...if he was speeding it could be his fault.

If he shoots you straight with the cost to fix it, I would pay up. If he tries to pull something, like the guy I hit, tell him to fuck off.

Doss's picture

Best thing for you is that this happened in a parking lot, which is private property. Cops have no jurisdiction to cite traffic violations there, because traffic laws do no exist outside of the roadway. Insurance companies will not cover another vehicle, regardless of fault, when the wreck happens on private property because fault is assigned by who violated the traffic law.

So, this is a nice way of telling the guy to duck off. Feel free to call and ask your insurance company. They'll tell you the same thing. Something I learned the hard way...

Doss's picture

Pretty the state doesn't have anything to do with it. But double check with your insurance company bro.

DoctorDaz's picture

I am fucking terrible in situations like this. Especially with the pre-workout kicking in!!!! You must of been incandescent with RAGE! Me? I'd of kicked the shit out of his car, pushed the Jersey Cow over, and ran off screaming like a banshee into the distance. Then, when things had calmed down, handed myself into the local zoo to mate with wild Panda's.

Shouldn't of asked :-)

Darktide's picture

I didn't read whether you said you had your headphones on or not, just that this woman accused you? In many states that is illegal to have, I only know from checking the laws about wearing them on my Harley. Also usually it is the person in motion who is responsible if the other party is stopped but again this could vary.

I get pissed in traffic all the time so I can relate to the anger but for your sake I think you should just settle it brother. Especially keeping the police out of it.

Darktide's picture

Well then if it is legal with the headphones and you probably have a better idea of the laws where you live than I would dispute it. As far as the other woman jumping in yeah I would be pissed and than some no matter what she looks like lol.

I would be the worse hypocrite to tell people not to get angry with the way others drive lol. I have never seemed to get over this issue, it is funny people shooting at me I don't take personal, but the way people drive, could cause me to do a life sentence.

Darktide's picture

But idk bro if you seen this hippo in action idk we might see a post like your last post about the imposter but only about fat people getting involved when its none of their business..

Lmfao!!! Your killing me LOL!