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What would you do if someone STOLE your PARKING??

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The other day I was out at the mall and it was crazy busy, not a free parking space available. After a few circles and about 30 minutes of frustration, someone was about leave and I indicated that I was going to take that parking. Then from nowhere this guy just sped into and stole my parking! I was furious and about to go and whip his ass but then my mother (was taking her shopping) stopped me and convinced me to let it go.

So I listened, I mean she is the only parent I ever had. But now I feel like such a pussy, and still pretty irritated. What would you guys have done? Be bigger man and let it go or be the "bigger" man and fuck him up?

B52-BODY's picture

.give up the spot.

Nitti's picture

This happens all the time in my city. It's probably the worst place to be a driver. Insurance rates are sky high because of how aggressive drivers here are. I play the same game. He wouldn't have taken my spot because I would have bullied my way in or at least blocked him. When they get hostile, it usually turns to silence quickly when I step out of my car (never let someone approach you in an aggressive manner while you're in a seated position). They take one look at me and change their minds! ;-)

thefusion's picture

Lol sounds like Russia or Turkey damn! Nah But in Russia they probably wouldn't go silent with their Kalashnikov in the back seat lol. Maybe Poland or Turkey.

Yeah seated in a car or with your hands in your pocket, learned the hard way with both! Size definitely is a deterrent, in the animal world or ours. Watch out for them jiujitsu guys though

Nitti's picture

All that jijitsu will be worthless when they're laying on their back unconscious.

XvBeast's picture

go find another spot like a bitch

inzer777's picture

beat him senseless and then make him give you gas money for the extra trips around the mall looking for another spot

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thefusion's picture

Lol! That would be youtube material bro, at least a couple million views especially if she used her handbag

Muffins's picture

My Mom would of been pissed too, if I got out of the car. I think a middle finger and sounding the horn for awhile, with a murderous look would of been a satisfying second to beating his ass.

turdgurgler's picture

I wouldve flicked him off then called him a prick. But I wouldnt have gotten physical. People need to know thats not cool. Yes chivalry is dead blah blah blah but u know what people still need to have respect for one another

turdgurgler's picture

Bro a similar thing happened to me in a chick-fil-a drive through. Theres 2 drive thru lines and we were both ordering and I finished ordering first and waiting to pulll up, but this fucking lady has the nerve to rush in front of me (even though she ordered 2nd) so I look at her like she just murdered a child and said "I finished ordering 1st" and she exclaims "its not that serious", and I tell her "yes it fucking is thats disrespectful" .. its nothing to go to jail over but damn people that dont have repect PISS ME THE FUCK OFF! Its the morality of it not the specifics dammit

thefusion's picture

Actually your story reminds me of topic more frustrating than mine, only one thing worse than a guy who screws you over is a rich chick in high heels who thinks shes entitled coz of her daddies money. But they're usually easy so it kinda balances out lol

crayon's picture

I think you should have scared him, not kill him but just make him shit himself and tell him to get out, shouldnt let him benefit from being an ass hole or he wont change

turdgurgler's picture

Ty! People that are ignorant of their own mistakes need to be let known so they can maybe change next time

thefusion's picture

Finally someone who sees the light, but how do I scare him without a little TLC? Keep a baseball bat?

crayon's picture

Just get up in his face and put him straight and tell him to get the fk out of the parking spot or else.

ruski's picture

submit him to intrusive anal sex..... but nah you made the right choice.

thefusion's picture

Damn you're more messed up than me lol!

chester's picture

do you like jail if so wipp some ass bro. your mom did you right. when I was 20 I would stab his wheels and let the air out

thefusion's picture

Lol, would have probably done something like that if his car was still there after I was done.

Metallica's picture

Yeah, live and let live. There's no point in going to jail over a parking spot. A little subtle intimidation can go a long way towards sending your message without throwing punches.

avocado13's picture

I love this forum. Any other forum is filled with a bunch of immature dumbasses that wouldve been like OH NO BRAH YOU SHOULDA RIPPED HIS THROAT OUT. YOU'RE WITH YOUR MOM? YOU NEEDED TO SHOW THAT BITCH HOW IT'S DONE. SHE WOULDA BEEN MIRING.

But yeah, it's just a parking spot. Can you imagine if you walked up to the car and tapped on the window and now it's some juiced up gorilla staring back at you. You decide, fuck, i gotta take the first swing. Now you're getting your ass beat AND arrested. Sucks to suck.

thefusion's picture

Have you ever confronted anyone before bra, you don't ever throw the first punch even if its the intention. You just run your mouth til shit gets real then you 'defend' yourself. Immature? Agreed somewhat but you don't let shit off that easy man. But hey early 20's are supposed to be a relatively immature time man, I'm not 40 with a wife and kids yet you know.

Lol, if it helps my mom keeps a 357. If I'm in trouble I can just yell STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!!

Seriously though, I'm not offending anyone here just having fun, don't be talking shit about my mom its not right man, I wouldn't talk shit about your mom dude even if I felt you were being immature...

avocado13's picture

Where did I talk shit about your mom? The capital letters were a hypothetical reply on a a more immature forum. "Any other forum is filled with a bunch of immature dumbasses that wouldve been like OH NO BRAH YOU SHOULDA RIPPED HIS THROAT OUT. YOU'RE WITH YOUR MOM? YOU NEEDED TO SHOW THAT BITCH HOW IT'S DONE. SHE WOULDA BEEN MIRING." Wasn't talking shit to your mom, just illustrating a point that some bodybuilding forums are filled with kids that would've been more in agreement with you. This forum, is not. My reply was really just said in fun but your response to it shows that you've got a lot of growing up to do. I guess since you're in your early 20s you can be immature as you want but you'll find that a litany of consequences will follow those actions.

Your hypothetical situation for instance in which you actually get out and intimidate this guy. Who are you impressing? Who are you showing off to? OH YEAH YOUR FUCKING MOM. So if I was that guy that cut you off and took your spot, I'd look back and see your mom in the car and FUCKING LAUGH AT YOU. So yeah, you made the right decision. Also, I hope to god you aren't messing with AAS.

thefusion's picture

Ok, simple misunderstanding.
Lol it's not about impressing anyone just protecting what I had dibs on, it's not so easy to get now. It's a heat of the moment thing. I think if you were having a rough day, running circles in a tight parkade, and finally found a parking and someone robs you of it, you would have one hell of a case of roid+road rage!

I know one thing the calm and calculated people have potential to be the most explosive given the right conditions...

House's picture

u woulda felt worse if u did something

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thefusion's picture

This is what I'm talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTIJvN3RTk

Bassnectar's picture

.......I would of done something...........

Something like: finding another parking space lol

thefusion's picture

For another 30 minutes?! Won't you try and at least negotiate, peacefully?

Bassnectar's picture

I would keep looking or find those far away parking spaces; I'm very patient and calm. If the person is already parked good luck negotiating. Then if you confront them aggressively, you never know what kind of person they are. At our age, if your stats are correct, it definitely isn't worth the trouble.

thefusion's picture

I must say you're pretty calm for a fellow Dubstep fan, we're normally the bad guys lol. I know being patient and calm is a good thing, but you should let it rip once in awhile (doesn't have to always be always physical). Lets people know not to fuck with you. It like follows you in your aura or something no shit. My best buddy from high schools' was a friendly giant too, except hes 6 ft 5 def not 9% though lol and the skinny kids used to mess with him all the time even until 2nd year or so at university.

I must admit I have something to learn here though...

Bassnectar's picture

Lol I've never gone off on anyone and I really don't need to establish a "don't fuck with me aura". That's why I train hard and try to look apart; so far no one has ever messed with me. It does help that I'm one of those quiet ones.....

But anyway, just take it easy bro and if you ever wanna get back to someone, take their parking space lol

thefusion's picture

Dude, you're going to heaven.

alloneword's picture

X2!!!!

aronl's picture

Wait people still go to malls? I shop online for everything except groceries.

Squatrack2's picture

you were with your mom dude..... get over it

thefusion's picture

Thats probably why I didn't do anything, lets say you were alone, would you do anything? For future reference

Catalyst's picture

Learn to let it go, it's just a parking space. Is it worth getting locked up / a criminal record for?

thefusion's picture

It's not just the parking space man, its like a violation don't you think

Catalyst's picture

Honestly, no. You're taking it personally when it's just some prick that doesn't matter. There are pricks everywhere, by the time you're my age you won't give a shit!

thefusion's picture

You're most probably right man, but I have a hard time just swallowing it. Don't feel right afterwards