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What is the shittiest movie of all time?

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We have all been there, it's movie night, you are with a lady or a man (no homo) that you want to impress so you sit through the entire movie and it is shittier than a Golden Corral men's room.

What is the shittiest/worst movie you have ever wAtched in its entirety?

For me it was Hope Floats. That was shittier than rest home laundry room.

What was it for you?

All my love, no homo Ed.

cdyrdes's picture

Sweenie todd.....fawk it was bad all 10 minutes of it and blades of glory walked out of that one too

UgtaBkdNme's picture

You guys have watched more chick flicks than I have lol

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Brokeback Mountain........ Literally

fusebox's picture

no homo?

PIN_CUSHION's picture

lol, how could I have forgotten that. Didn't watch it though.

SL's picture

I'm not into two guys fucking in the woods

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

x2

two guys, a girl, and a midget?

SL's picture

X2

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SL's picture

Your wrong it's a legend and an alien. And their not packing fudge

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SL's picture

Lol

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, I can honestly say that I didn't watch even a second of that movie. Sure I might have been tempted during a Var only cycle, but I fought it. Smile

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Me either bro, Not my cup of tea. Had a buddy who's girl said they should watch it. He had no clue what it was about. He said he was about 20 min into it and was like WTF! Got up turned the TV off and left. He was pissed for like 3 days over that, lol

Pale's picture

High five on that! Once the word was out what that shit was about there was no damn way I was going to watch a movie about it. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, no, of course not, what two men do in the privacy of their cattle farm is their own business .

Trapsquatch's picture

I want to say Devil Inside It had so much potential and did a big lead up and then ended out of nowhere wanted to rip apart the screen smh.....

Engineereddisaster's picture

Shit I've missed all kinds of bad movies.

UgtaBkdNme's picture

Agreed. I was looking forward to that movie it was a huge disappointment.

RickRock1086's picture

Mud with Mathew McConaughey. Such of stupid ass movie. Phucking hill billy movie (no offense for my Hill Billy buddies) was a hit here in the Southeast. My wife made me watch it, we both fell asleep half way & we didn't even bother watching it again. We took it back to Red Box

Engineereddisaster's picture

I don't know bro. His girl friend was kind of hot in that. Smile

IrishMack's picture

the fault in our stars; wife made me watch it and my test levels dropped to almost zero and I have some fresh razor blade cuts on my wrists. The whole movie was fkng sad; even the happy parts were sad. God please erase that movie from my brain as no amount of erotic asphyxia has helped.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Damn bro, I've never heard of that one. Sounds like some dark shit. Smile

IrishMack's picture

SPOILER ALERT Its about a girl who has cancer that meets another guy who has cancer and they fall in love and one of them dies but the journey to that moment is what the movie is about, great chick flick, horrible to be the guy the chick brings.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Spoil away... What the hell is wrong with women? Why do they like that kind of shit? What the hell is the appeal to a dn movie that makes them cry? It's sick sick.

Nitti's picture

Wtf! What sick fuckin hell is the mind of the writer living in. I cut myself just reading this

Gymjunkie01's picture

I'm imbsrrased to admit this one but .. BEACHES with bette midler. Back in the day my GF made me watch it

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Did it get her in the mood?

Gymjunkie01's picture

No!!! Her parents called and said she had to come home WTF.. I have been scared all my life everytime i hear the song wind beneath my wings I curl up in a ball and shake

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Damn. That sucks balls. All that and no tang.

Here is a clip to help you forget about it. Make sure you watch the whole thing

http://youtu.be/oiS8YokFzeY

Gymjunkie01's picture

I really really hate you!!!! I need my mommy

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Engineereddisaster's picture

GJ, you are the wind beneath my wings. No homo. Smile

WINNING's picture

Idiocracy was a pretty lame movie and brokeback mountain, was pretty gay. (i really didnt watch the last one). ;)

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, sure you didn't watch Brokeback mountain....:)

WINNING's picture

Well i didnt enjoy it....ok..I watch it when my estrogen is high.....OK...YOU GOT ME, I have it on dvd! Phew, feels great to finally get off my chest.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Anyone ever watch Beaches?

vhman's picture

I had blocked that whole movie out of my memory. Thanks!

Engineereddisaster's picture

That shit was dope! I was drunk when I rented it and thought it was a porn called Bitches.
Admittedly, I did still masturbate to the movie.

vhman's picture

I have no doubt.

iFit's picture

Hard to say as I try to avoid shitty movies just based on their title and the winner there is "Eat, Pray, Love". WTF! That's like a fucking man repellant.

Engineereddisaster's picture

LMAO!
I sat through that shit as well. Damn movie made me want to kill puppies. Straight up construction shithouse bad.

shiva4's picture

"This Is the End" my exgirlfriend wanted to watch it, 20 minutes into it i was so annoyed by its stupidity. the problem was she was actually enjoying it, that was the exact moment i decided i was breaking up with her.... no joke....

Engineereddisaster's picture

BOOM! Sometime you gotta kick a bitch to the curb!

Pale's picture

Pretty woman, steel magnolias, what's the other one with the stalker dude, basically anything with Julia Roberts. purely coincidentally my wife absolutely loves these movies.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Anything with Richard Gerble makes me want to eat a gun.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit bro, you nailed that! Pretty sure you are a long lost brother.