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What is the shittiest movie of all time?

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We have all been there, it's movie night, you are with a lady or a man (no homo) that you want to impress so you sit through the entire movie and it is shittier than a Golden Corral men's room.

What is the shittiest/worst movie you have ever wAtched in its entirety?

For me it was Hope Floats. That was shittier than rest home laundry room.

What was it for you?

All my love, no homo Ed.

Gunner66's picture

The Notebook! Caused greater testicular atrophy than any cycle I've ever been on! I think I even grew some b!tch tits watching it....

Theonslaught's picture

Being John Malcovich

ReadyToKillIt's picture

Wtf? Maybe you werent stoned enough.

ANBRO's picture
The Green Lantern
Catalyst's picture

That truly was awful. My daughter mistakenly called him "the green lampshade". Suits him better.

MONK's picture

They made that into a film?

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ANBRO's picture
Yep!! I'm a marvel dork and that movie almost killed my love of comics... It was that bad
UgtaBkdNme's picture

I watched Enemy, a few days ago. It was either mind blowing or horrible I'm undecided. LOL

ANBRO's picture
Up a hill down a Mountain
MONK's picture

Surely Les miserable or sex in the city has to be up there as suicidal.

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Pale's picture

Agreed...

MONK's picture

Evita is another horrible creation lol

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Pale's picture

I can honestly say I have never watched a single minute of any of them. But you don't really need to to know them movies sucked!

MONK's picture

To be fair these movies don't actually suck, they are just shit to our taste so if we are talking abut real shit movies then I'd list ones like Spiderman2, four brothers, American hustle,her and daredevil.

These movie had millions of $$$ £££'s ploud into them with the production quality of an out of date potato!!!

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Catalyst's picture

Daredevil - that was utter shite!

cdyrdes's picture

Tell me about it!

GRIMEY's picture

The Notebook ..... gawd that was awful.

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, that shit was easier foreplay than a back rub brother. :). Throw that shit in, pull up Eroids on the Phone, get paid an hour and a half later. Smile

GRIMEY's picture

Hmmm, I wonder what The Notebook AND and backrub will get me? ..... C'mon trifecta!

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NoWeakAces's picture

Vanilla Sky... WTF

swolen22's picture

Napoleon dynamite is so dumb that it's funny

alayna's picture

Adam Sandler Punch Drunk Love ...god awful

legendinthemaikng's picture

4 girls finger paint is the shittiest movie of all time. Hands down.

Google it and see for yourself!

Gunner66's picture

I have to agree, Pootie tang sucked major bootie tang!

sic26's picture

Lol I know it was bad but you bad I still had to laugh

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Pale's picture

Wat a tah my Damey? Why you hatin' on Pootie? LOL

Catalyst's picture

So many contenders......

If Nicholas Cage is in it, it's in with a shout of being in my top 10 worst films of all time.

ButtHurty's picture

Frozen Ground was alright?

cdyrdes's picture

Any movie with Ben Affleck! And he's casted to play Mr.Bruce Wayne in the new Batman movie.....just shoot me!

dethpandemic's picture

jack the giant slayer was just god awfull, walked out half way through it.

222devon's picture

zombie ass: the toilet of the dead No joke, this movie is on netflix check it out.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit!

cmo25cent's picture

The lonely bones or it may be lovely. All I know is that it sucks.

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit, What about "Rock of Ages" with tom cruise? That shit was horrible. I went to that movie with my wife hoping for some kick ass hair band shit.... About 10 minutes in I looked at my wife and said loudly so that everyone could hear: "too damn gay for me. I'm out of here. My wife (love the hell out of her) stands up and says loudly "finally..this was too damn gay for me 5 minutes ago." We got up and left. I think 6 or 7 bros followed us . Lol. Not that there is anything wrong with gay hair band movies....

Pale's picture

Of course not!

vhman's picture

The Twilight series (any of them)!

ButtHurty's picture

This is hearsay! Have you even watched Eclipse? Team Jacob, all the way, Baby.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah that show is bullshit. A vampire show without showing a single tit. Who the hell comes up with this shit?

ButtHurty's picture

Ur writing in rhymes

aronl's picture

Life of Pi and its not even close
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MONK's picture

I'm going to have to say Non-Stop with Liam Neeson. Not a Bad movie as such but certainly the worst in recent memory I HAD to watch in its entirety, or maybe Shutter Island.

At most I have a one, maybe two scene policy where Usually its the production quality that is so cheap and has already pissed me off, it's time to hit that switch and off to the generic pile of putrid churned out Hollywood crap it goes.

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WINNING's picture

Lmfao, litterly.