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What do you do for a living?

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Just curious but what do you guys do to bring home the bacon (turkey bacon of course)? Currently im serving active duty in the Army and after I get a couple deployments and years under my belt I want to get out and become a contractor doing basically the same thing but for a whole lot more money.

armykid93's picture

lol to funny

alayna's picture

i'm a Flirtologist

thinktank's picture

I'm a Cunning linguist by trade but I also moonlight as a porn historian.

HotPinkGirl's picture

Tread pimps me out on Fridays...someone has to pay for our gym memberships!!

HotPinkGirl's picture

Yes..and our cucumbers too!!

ANBRO's picture

I thought I was your cucumber :-/

ANBRO's picture

4-22 on the 11-16... Dis 69410 will be 10-22 @ da Krispy kream...

HotPinkGirl's picture

YOU AINT GOT TIIMMME FO THAT!! And its not on our diet...ohh hell get ready carb crashing is in full effect!!

ANBRO's picture

"You know who invented salad? Poor People"

HotPinkGirl's picture

What if i melt ova hurrr ..u gonna come scoop me up?

ANBRO's picture

With a Spatula and a Laydel!!

popeboy1's picture

I'm a professional bag boy instructor, I work with our youth and help teach them the importance of properly bagging. I also teach the importance of double bagging and what to do if a bag falls off.

Greg's picture

Any training in there for tea bagging?

popeboy1's picture

That's for our advanced baggerz, you think your ready for that?

Greg's picture

I was born ready... to teach.

popeboy1's picture

well get your walmart bagz ready, 1st lessons proper packing and making sure you get the most in as possible, you don't want to make any woman unhappy because you didn't pack it right, also examine your bags for holes, nothing worse than a bag with holes, can be a scary situation

ANBRO's picture

No freaking way you work for walmart.. Those bastards make sure all the bags have holes and always bag meat and cleaner in the same bag.. the other day the cashier put my bleach and my bananas in the same bag. >:-(

popeboy1's picture

well what have you been doing with those banana's? And something tells me you've never been a double bagger anyways lol

ANBRO's picture

I make banana splits!!! Errrrbdy likes a an ice cream with a cherry on top!! And did you say double bagger or douche bagger!?

popeboy1's picture

I like Ice Cream On A Lot Of Things

armykid93's picture

HAHAHAHAHAAH

armykid93's picture

lol after I saw the pic of his chicken legs on facebook I no longer envy him

BlackDoug's picture

Professional RiverDancer

ANBRO's picture

I Rule Men!

NuclearMess's picture

Neurosurgeon.. Anymore questions?

EmeraldLaoch's picture

not trying to be a dick but regardless of your intentions, and after considering gregs post a while back about "keep your fucking mouth shut'.. i vote for no more topics along the lines of "what do you do" "where do you live" "what kind of dogs do you have" (sorry mobb), or any other identifying requests. I love the creativity and diversity on eroids, dont get me wrong. I love that i can share personal experiences with you guys. I also know how LE works and they are always getting closer... meanwhile people that break the law get sloppier because they havent been caught... yet.

No disrespect to you or anyone else who posts fun topics. Just a suggestion: we dont poke holes in our canoe anymore. No identifying details. IMHO

armykid93's picture

Alright that makes sense, Its a lot different on the other board im part of but nobody is selling there so that must be why. Sorry about the trouble.

armykid93's picture

Didnt mean to worry anybody. Im not a cop.

If I gotta do something to prove it I will.

Nitti's picture

I was breakin your stones bro

armykid93's picture

Lol I saw the red writing and thought I was getting in trouble.

Greg's picture

ship me some gear.

armykid93's picture

lol ok anything not involving me spending my own money

Nitti's picture

So far you've made a post about what kind of injuries we've had and what people do for a living. So should I assume you're a cop? Access med records and background checks with job history? Or am I just totally paranoid?

armykid93's picture

Also those werent the only threads I started. I know it looks shady even though I didnt realize it would look that way at the time but I guess now the only real way to prove myself is stick around for a while and show everybody im not a cop.

armykid93's picture

Lol I promise man im not a cop. I am a 20 year old soldier. I have over 3k posts on another steroid board using the same exact username, if you want ill give you the name of the board and you can check.

mikebuie's picture

damn, just literally busted out laughing when i saw this!

armykid93's picture

Me to, you guys are my kinda people.

Nimravus1234's picture

I'm a protologist. I go to work and look at assholes all day.

armykid93's picture

My day sounds about the same as yours but Im in the Army ;)

Greg's picture

I used to be a pig farmer... But now I'm a Turkey Rancher.