wanna play
For all of my hgh buddies in the house...I have been experimenting with the different protocols for growth and even trying a few undocumented methods. The other night I spilled a bottle of dry powder out on the table, may or may not have been drinking tequila...probably may, and chopped out a line, little on the gums and here we go.......next thing I know I'm pinning prop shots in m.y forehead and taking sustanon shots out of shot glasses with salty rims..WTF RIGHT! Well the party seems to be rockin at this point, no data entries on my lab sheet, and I'm out in the front yard naked with a 22 gauge hanging out of my temple! Well unfortunately it was the night that sattelite was approaching and I thougbht it was fuckin Aliens...yup ,I did....I think ok MFers this is how its gonna be huh...go back in the house grab the desert eagle and get my Will Smith shit going in my head, bury my face in the pile again and head outside...according to the cop cam I was buck naked shooting up in the air and had converted from Smith to Pacino yelling " YOU WANNA FOCKIN PLAY"!!! So the experiment continues at this point and if you try this you may drop the tequila out of the phase 1 of the protocol......stay thirst eroiders, stay thirsty!
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I been juicin some hedgehogs I trapped with test to up their sex drives.
Have you heard this little suckers at it, first time I hear it I ran out in the garden looking for a wild boar I swear the noise this tiny little things make is freaking awesome.
tread-mNothing but good comes from thinking outside the box....you're starting to make some sense!
Im not taking HGH right now but seriously leaning towards running it wit my next cycle i am gonna follow and watch this post real close my nooka
tread-mTo have things other people dont have, you have to be willing to do things other people are not willing to do......follow big cuz playa and greatness ca n be yours! Stay thirsty bitches......just got some jintropin in today, bout to throw down on this shit and let my Nooka know....Deuces
did he call me his nooka???? SWEET!!!!!
I've been catching deer and the shooting them up with 1500mg of Test E. Next, I release them into the woods, hunt and kill them with my bare hands, and then drink their blood. I've been getting some pretty nice gains from it. I'd recommend to anyone.
tread-mNice...I've been using Gregs goats for that but I can see how the thrill of the hunt all juiced outta your mind may be more exciting with deer! Throwing it into my protocol now!
whew, what a relief. I thought a vampire had been molesting my goats. You don't know how relieved I am to discover it was just you.
All. I have a surplus of garlic to unload -cheap. Good for the heart.
tread-mYeah hell put me down for a dime...or....how do you sell that stuff?
Yeah, it's nice. I'd also recommend releasing the deer into a mall. You really add a good cardio workout by trying to avoid the shoppers or just running them over - either way you'll get a nice sweat going.
TxBigBoyOh Ive heard the deer blood really helps with gyno...
That's 100% true.
TxBigBoySounds like a hell of a night brother! I have actually been experimenting as well. As we all know when on tha juice tha small ball syndrome sets in and seeing how my wife loves my big balls in her mouth I had to do something. So lately I've been pinning prop straight into my testicles hoping it would keep them going and full of life and size. IT WORKS! They have actually grown since I started, and more sensitive than ever! Granted there is some swelling and redness but hey I figure alittle PIP isn't anything to worry about. My wife is gonn be so excited!!!
tread-mI couldnt be happier for you guys man...woman loves her balls and woman gets what woman wants....game over! Wish I could see the look on her face when that little Boston tea party gets rockin...get some pics brother!
tread you didnt just ask for pics??? of the tea party or her facial expression??? clean up time? it was funny to read though.
TxBigBoyLOL! Will do brother, I'ma video the whole thing for you. I'll be back in a bit I need to go put the heating pad on my balls!
tread-mOh good tip for that....I wrap the heating pad around mine with duct tape, let willy stay free, throw in a hundred foot extention cord and I can still get around the house freely and even mow the grass with a little stretch action! If you really wanna get your mind off of it, hook the tens machine electodes to your shaft and enjoy!
TxBigBoyWhen I'm on the go I normally used hand warmers and wear tight briefs. Ever go to the chiropractor? Mine has this cool machine(maybe the one ur talking about) that does the electrodes thing. I just slip the receptionist a $20 and she let's me have the room for 15 minutes. Stick those puppies to my balls and its off to the races! Got kicked out last week cause I didnt wipe up after myself and supposedly they heard screaming.
Hadn't thought about the extension cord. This way I can enjoy a nice hot bath at the same time. Thanks!
tread-mFyi...you'll have to get baby doll to stand by the breaker box, throws it quite a bit during a bath!