posted Thu, 01/29/2015 - 07:37
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time to revive this one I think
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Wise words for the day;
BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'.
remember life isn't that serious have fun and relax ...
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Haha!!! Yea! BOOMIN!!
You can find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. .....lol
I'm gonna use that one!!! LOL
But the bunk midol I got doesn't work and my mangina hurts!!! My doctor thinks I'm nuts so now I have to get my Pap smear done in the back alley!!! :(
Hey I want some sympathy. That # is a hoax. When you call you get this women that sounds like she is talking through a hanky with a chew of kodiak in her mouth. Banjo is playing in the back ground and she keeps grunting like she is having sex with forest gumps mother. Uh uh uh uhhhh! I even think I could hear Ed in the background squirting ky gel and spinning the tires on his big wheel.
hold on I ll call the wahhhmbulance for you
Just strap me in real good. Last time I woke up with knots all over my head and the driver explained to me that we took the back road and it was really bouncy, must have been bad cause my bung hole was sore for about a week too.
RustyhookerI'd buy a ticket to see all that!
This is the kind of thing if you see it Rusty, then you don't live to tell about it. But hey they might need a good midget thrown in the mix haha
RustyhookerMidget tossing! Now the aussies will flock!
Ha
I knew that tissue you gave me was malicious! I will never forgive you for preying on me in my weakened state!
the tissue had lotion on it.. quit bitchin it was the expensive kind too
It was cheap store brand, not the Kleenex brand. your argument is invalid.
P.S. You know this thread is going to attract everyone's bitching... Not sure if intent, or pure genius. I will grab some popcorn and enjoy this, you can has some.
;-) thank you ... can we put lots of butter on it ? I won't take credit for any of the bitchin, I swear. Now quit complaining about the tissue .. it was puffs brand.
I guess I can come to terms with the Puffs brand... I'm not happy about it! But I'll settle.
And is there any kind of popcorn without lots of butter on it?! If it's not doused in butter, it's not popcorn... It's that new age pop-chip bullshit!
AndroJunkieSo I called the number and it says disconnected...
What gives?
are you complaining ?
AndroJunkieYeah this wasn't my regularly scheduled program.
RustyhookerI'm just on the highway to hell. Driving that angry bus with bout half dozen wild child types in the back passing the Jack n coke.
Forgot the little shit on the roof.
RustyhookerDammit! Sorry, my youngest is full tilt adrenaline lover. He's roof surfing.
Your youngest? Then who is the one hanging from the leash hooked to the bumper!?
RustyhookerPoor lil trooper must a kept up at least 5 miles....