+ 3 Hell explained by a chem student
HELL EXPLAINED
BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
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If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
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If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
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makes me think of one of my favorite writings"ye,though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,i fear no evil,for i am the evilest motherfucker to walk through the valley"
TxBigBoyFunniest thing I've heard in awhile. This kid is awesome!
He better have gotten an A
Hell really isnt that bad I got kicked out cause beezelbub thought i was gonna take over. I have pics and everything.
It was actually written by a scientist in the 1920s, I forgot his name though. They edited it with some modern humor though :~)
Supernova283Oh well. It's funny nonetheless.
Supernova283Hell isn't a reaction nor is it a process. Hell is neither exothermic or endothermic no matter how you put it.
Nice try chemistry student, but you should know that the combined gas law doesn't make things exo or endothermic. It may increase temperature, but it doesn't dictate the amount heat given off.
And even then if hell was made from a material with an excessively high heat capacity it still might not give off any heat.
Tisk tisk. Funny, but not to par with chemistry smartassness.
CleyonI'm going to take you out and get you drunk (even though I don't drink)... Maybe we'll get to see your funny side.
tread-mGet him some whisker biscuit too , his ass is too tight!
Supernova283http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OohfwO7Qq5k
Tight butthole good. Loose butthole bad.
CleyonBWahahaha! I actually use a Wisker Biskuit rest on my hunting bow! LOL, my wife thought it was a dirty name also.
Supernova283I shoot barebow myself. Except for my release and wrist sling, but I've been trying to get into finger shooting.
But, uh I believe he meant the slang for vag.
CleyonYeah, I shoot tradtional with my recurve, but I haven't been able to bring myself to go instinctive with a 320FPS compound!
Haaaaa! Thats awesome!!
tread-mLuv it...btw, I picture it fair to midland there and on another note I believe Jesus is a shape shifter.
That makes so much sense!
tread-mJust needed to be simplified I think dkon't you : /
LMFAOOOOOOOOO thats awesome!
That student must have been our SUPERNOVA! he questions EVERYTHING lol
Supernova283It's not my fault. Socrates told me to.
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CleyonIf that was Supernova you guys need to run around +3ing him all over this board!
Ummmmm hey grrrrl why does your avatar say you are a source now? are ya'all dealing in the fine art of steroid hockin?
honey, where have you been? lol...
You damn well know how completely clueless I am.... And I would appreciate you not making fun of my disability.... LOL
Oh ya shoot me a pm with the details would you?
You will have to accept my friend request.. my make over removed my points and friends..
Never mind I found it all by myself! Call me clueless will you?
Done! fr accepted
Too funny hbg I like it.
i wish i knew this guy, i took chem twice and still don't understand it as well as him
That is fucking classic! A++!
That's funny!
CleyonLOL! I've seen that before, but it's still funny.
OMG thats awesome!!!
Very well explained
LMAO
Lmfao. Beautifully done.