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Ok this is a post to help you get some shit off your chest.. Nothing bette then to talk about it and laugh with your friends . We are talking about the shit that presses your buttons, releases the beast, opens the cage, makes you turn green lol. Lets hear what sets you off the most. Here ill go first

I CAN'T STAND when your girlfriend lies about where she is at.. And not even a good lie.. A dumb one like your a retard or something . For instance. .. I work nights. I call her on my break I'm like what are you doing .. She says oh just at walmart.. Bitch when does walmart sound like its a party and got rap music all in the back ground . ARRGGG.. Then when I get mad cause she is lying.. She has the nerve to say.. Your just mad cause your on steroids AARRGGGGG /rage out and flip over a car..No I'm fucking mad cause your lying while I'm busting my ass at work . That is why I'm mad .. Lol anyways there is mine for the

datman's picture

Shitty spotters, people that don't ever work legs, 16 year olds at my gym taking prohormones cause that's what the gym owner sold them. Catch this 45lb frisbee!!

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Other people... period! ((LOL)) (...NOT kidding!)

datman's picture

Other peoples kids!!!

Mr.flex's picture

Ya for sure . I'm not kid friendly lol

Roid Noid's picture

Anyone that becomes aggressive toward me! flies in the gym! being accused of something I didnt do! jealousy! stuck up people! cops that got beat up before they joined the force and now think they got power! under the speed limit drivers! The kids when you got to tell them 20 fucking times "NO!"....

datman's picture

yes!yes!yes! And 3xs yes!!

DBG's picture

People have their heads up their asses driving....OR!!!, this one really....the schmuck parents that can't seem to put their smartphones or IPADs away when their kids are just starving for some recognition and attention. I wanna bitch-slap the shit outta them.

trainbrain's picture

women....cant live with them cant live without them.

datman's picture

This goes to show that grrl is the most intimidating woman on this site :-) nothin quite like watching a bunch of roided up guys balls deep in some profanity laced arguement start apologizing like a beat 5 year old when grrrl jumps on and lays down the law.. and NO ONE back sasses grrrl and gets away with it!:-)

We love ya grrrl

You deserve a boooooooommmmm for what you have dealt with today on other posts !!! :-)

(Datman stands and starts a slow applause that only works in movies)

wallabokkie's picture

The thing that makes me absolutly lose my shit is when you are talking to someone and they just start to talk straight over the top of before you have finnished. This happend the other day at work and yes the angry man came out of his cage and cut loose on the unsuspecting wanker. Then after it was all over he was asking what was wrong as though it was all my fault. Yeah champ your rudeness is my fault.

JustAMate's picture

"We'll have it later".

The 4 infamous words I know, when I hear them, I'm NOT getting any.

AARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

"You know I'm on a cycle, Baby Darling. We've only done it 4 times this morning and it's only 7:30am. What's wrong with you? Have you gone off me? Is there someone else? Who is he? I'll kill him. Is it a female? Can I watch? I love you, Baby Darling. Can we have it now?".

Later ;)

Mr.flex's picture

Hahs I know right.. Or its I can't go anymore.. Umm I can hell just lay there and take it like a champ lmao

JustAMate's picture

My latest convincer, "It'll only hurt in the beginning, Baby Darling. You'll get used to it", is starting to wear off on her.

(And when she reads this, it's going to wear off even quicker too) LOL.

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Mr.flex's picture

I hate when you have a little scrawny supervisor at work who gives you shit all the time cause he is jellly cause your fucking 8 times his size.. Just want to chunk his ass!

Mr.flex's picture

Don't don't lie you know you take steroids lol

roidjunky79's picture

It sucks but fact is ALL women lie....i used to work as a bouncer (8pm to 4am) and the bitch would actually front like she's going to sleep at around 10pm on a weekend (yeah right)and have the nerve to go out and be back home by 4-5am and act like she was sleeping the whole time..lol her breath stinking like liquor. Happy to say that i dropped that lovely woman.

Mr.flex's picture

Lol I feel ya bro.. Shits for the birds

Roid Noid's picture

Oh almighty great one that has NEVER told a lie, please dont punish us stupid men for being so naive

godovroidz's picture

Someone's on tren lol