Mr Kfizzle's picture
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The new mankini

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wheels's picture

"Painstakingly pumped an chiseled bodies." Oh my f....ing god, she really said that in this article. Noooooooo. Not pumped, not chiseled. The "guys" in the photos look like aliens from another planet being held in a concentration camp. If lifting made me look like that I'd go back to fat.

alayna's picture

omg its bad enough that its smaller than a women's bikini but the wrap around one leg only puts it outta the gay stratosphere into something all its own smh

In case any of you are thinking of buying one of these and strutting yr muscley bodies on the beach pleeeese dont!

birdbear27's picture

Now that you said that, watch out for my final cutting pics. Birds gonna be rockin that single leg peen strap just for you girl.

Catalyst's picture

I'm staying out of the pics section for the foreseeable future :o

alayna's picture

Woo hoo a single leg peen strap ! i'll hardly be able to contain myself :-P

birdbear27's picture

Hahahaha!

PIN_CUSHION's picture

I'd need one that at least when down to mid thigh, lol

birdbear27's picture

No way man, show off your kibbles n bits. Live that peen strap life.

Catalyst's picture

So are you saying you don't find it incredibly manly and attractive? I find that hard to believe Smile

alayna's picture

i know! how could i not find a string wrapped around a man's leg holding up his genitals not attractive!! just writing this is turning me on !!

yuk! lol

Catalyst's picture

Lmao

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Hope I can return mine then :(

superman75's picture

it's burning my eyes fizz! another trend I see here in university town is skinny guys wearing woman's jeans. it's 10 fold worse when the guy wearing them is in his 40's, wtf makes me wonder are we the last of the uber men.

White Bolt's picture

Well that's not gay.

cdyrdes's picture

Those 2 need their man cards yanked immediately! Im sorry but all this feminine stuff that guys do these days is disturbing to me. I understand feeling and looking good but this is just overboard. Do some women like this? They dude in the red is hung like a 10 year old. I would need more than that to hide my coin purse

jansen's picture

Pretty sure they've never owned a man card! Lol

BlackDoug's picture

LMFAO I won't even walk around with my shirt off. I would effing be caught dead in something like that ....

UgtaBkdNme's picture

I wonder what the back looks like, seriously how the fuck does that thing stay on.

On another note the woman who wrote that article is an idiot.

UgtaBkdNme's picture

I tried google but couldn't find a backside shot lol

WINNING's picture

That must be miami beach or San Francisco! Hey whatever floats their boat. As long as they ain't molesting little kids, they can molest eachother. I know my cock wouldn't fit in a tiny Contraption like that. Horrible on the eyes, hide Ur kids.

vhman's picture

My eyes!!!! My eyes!!! It burnssssss!!!! Make it stop!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

PHUCKING HELL............. :/

italian92101's picture

Man that's pretty harsh to the eyes, i think that everybody is free to do what they want, only god can judge but shit!!!! The half man kini?

MONK's picture

The lady on the right looks particularly worried she has made a fashion faux pas.

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Catalyst's picture

If I see any man wearing one of those within 100 meters of me there's going to be violence.

irongame427's picture

Wow, i don't even know what to say.

Green Ranger's picture

Yea I saw this. wearing one what an emasculating experience that would be lol

Gymjunkie01's picture

Wtf!!!!! No self respecting man would wear that

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Pmob's picture

And you all thought my Daisy's were bad !!

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birdbear27's picture

Lol, you would be the first one in here. Hahahaha