+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnonAnd Y'all better replace the flowers.. TOO
AnonI sent the maid with barbie she wanted to borrow her and the pool boy... I am not cleaning this shit up, YOU do it.. you still haven't fixed up the Ladies Lounge yet either.. let me guess, Y'all are too busy pinning yourselves and working out!!!!
Anonok, is it safe to come out? or am I going to get laughed at- about Savage gear..
Anonnaww we already forgot about that.. grab a beer and watch some tv with me... Tread baked us a cake too.. we can watch the pool boy do his thing..
Anongood tell him to come clean mine.lol.. Tread can cook - he's always talking about that barbecue...
Anonyou want me to send the french maid along also?
Anonno, that's my halloween outfit this yr.. I'll just put it on early..lmao
Darling I missed you! Come on in, your with friends...
Anonhey I left u a note- about being a day late an a dollar short...lmao
Has any one told you how sexy you look when you laugh?
AnonOmg... you are like velvet ...Honey...
tread-mSee how they do us making us wait? We give all we have laying our hearts and our souls on the line, very vulnerable, weak and even a little unstable and they make us wait....I have a pretty nice scotch in the Yukon and I can probably dig out an Air Supply album....Lets run by and get KMC he could use cheering up....If he brings that damn Ed Sullivan mix again I'm laying down the line this time!
I know right? Barbie was standing right there, then just walked away. Leaving me holding two glasses of chardonnay. I think I made her blush... It's all good, like the song on the ketchup commercial "anticipation"... Barbie and grrrl are worth the wait.
AnonI went to powder my nose.. when I came back I couldn't find you ??
Best not leave the hot ones alone- seems another women dragged you away..
I have eyes only for you... When you didn't come back I went with tread to see if we could find KMC. It was late but we knocked on his door anyway... no answer. We heard some noise coming from the barn, a dim light was on... Tread went to the barn to look for KMC there. I decided to call it an early night and went home.
I was checking on the bitches,..........Sallys got 3 pups, Rachel is due anyday now and Poppy won't be far behind.
Do any of them look like pope?
Man,......talk about impossible to sell.
AnonWell then how come when I checked your messages this morning..HBGurl was on there thanking you for the wonderful night she had??
Please,....do explain??.....
OK, OK, I didn't go with tread to look up KMC. Grrrl wanted to thank me for the boots and the long jacket I gave her. She said she was going to take me out dancing. Purely platonic... I'll admit she was looking goddamn sexy with those tight fitting leather shorts, the thigh high boots and long jacket... and her nails painted blood red... I don't think even you would be able to say no. The only thing that would could have made my night better would have been to have you there with me as well.
AnonWhat?? what about all that stuff you told me??? You said you loved me..(runs out of room and slams the door)
(mumbles to tread) Boy, I really stepped in it this time...
tread-mI told you to call me when this sort of thing happens, I would have called you!
Well Greg...Look at the bright side: You can still get plenty of sex....You'll just have to return it to the video store by 7:00 P.M. Otherwise there's a late charge.
AnonYes, you have stepped in this time ,,honey ..and don't try taking your shirt off while you explain -- my eyes are staying closed!
im sorry i asked for a ride home last night, you know my tongue is still sore from that pot hole u hit when my head was resting in ur lap. i guess it might have alot to do with u driving under the influence of coke
AnonOh, Po-boy , that was tread giving you a ride?? why was ur head in his lap?
you we're that drunk that you thought it was me??
Please tell me you didn't Chuckie Cheese him....
TREAD!!!! No tread was in the bathroom drinking the worlds largest margarita, i guess i was dreaming but i tell u what gregs goat sure did like me the next morning, hell when i woke up i was in the cart and i swear the goat was talking to me...
Baa...Baa...Baaa,i love you......Baaaa
Somebody told pope that pussy comes on a stick.
wow!!! lol with friend like this who need enemy's
AnonShe got a text from pope saying he was too drunk to drive home from the bar...she went to go pick him up.. didn't she tell you?
tread-mOh I agree old friend, no need to let this scotch go to waste though and I'm not above a good cry while the air supply kicks on the bose....the music hurts like hell but its where I need to be right now you know....Pope said he was gonna hold me but last I saw he ran through here chasing a goat slapping it with a foot long Circle K weiner!
AnonWalks into cave with fresh blood red calla lilies.. puts them with the daisies from yesterday... grabs a piece of cake from the kitchen and sits down to watch some television..
TxBigBoyOk grrrl we love having you around, your like one of these guys that we all wanna fuck, but cake and flowers? This is going alittle to far. Unless you are gonna do naughty things with that piece of cake, next time I walk in here I better see a damn beer in your hand, not cake! This is the MAN CAVE, we dont eat cake, we eat small children! Sorry for the outburst, test is really kickin in and I haven't rubbed one out all day.
Edit: And that better be porn your watching!
AnonHey big boy,.. what's up with u and those Asian's at your gym -- are sure there not Mex..if you're in Texas..lol
beavisGood response, No fucking excellent!!
AnonLook Tx, y'all ruined the Ladies Lounge...so I m hanging out here for now.. I'd be happy to have a nice cold brew if one of you fellas would run and get me one... nothing like cake and beer.. as for what I m watching, it doesn't really matter just something to pass the time.. I prefer to watch my porn with others..
im assuming ima have to take a big portion of the responsibilty for what happened to the ladies louge, how was i to know yall didnt want a mud pit in there??? as for yalls decusion on beer, i really dnt wanna talk about beer 4 a while, i was so home when i got bar from the drunk last night!!!!!!
which one of you brought me home???
AnonI called you a taxi-- didn't want you throwing up in my Hummer..lol.
Besides I had a new date who was sober .. and wanted to go dancing...lol
Anongood for you barbie... I thought you went and picked him...
Anonwell I did.... but he was just to much of mess for me to handle...
you know with all the promises -that this was the last time- he had lipstick all over him ,and reeked of CHEAP perfume( Kmart kind) lol
Why is there a goat cart attached to one of my goats?
did i attach it to your goat??? oh damn dawg im sorry, i thought it was my motor cycle. hell i was drunk as hell. i was wondering how i ended up in a pasture
AnonIt was pope.. he thought it would be funny to put Tread in it and send him down main street while he was still in a drunken stupor..
TxBigBoyOh sorry I thought the maid told you, she moved the beer to the back of the fridge behind all of treads HGH, no wonder you couldnt see it.
AnonThanks Tx... I think Tread was trying to hide the beer from us..
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkJESUS CHRIST !!! WHAT DID YA"LL DO TO THE PLACE!!!!! this place reaks of daisys and lilacs in here, tread i left you in charge to hold down the fort for 2 days, just 2 days and i come back to this, and why do i here the soundtrack to dirty dancing playing in the background. heres what gonna happen, i brought a keg, we are gonna have to turn this back into the man cave!!!!
tread-mI found myself weak ...the woman has ruined me, those flowers had something in them.! I think its some new love potion at bed bath and beyond that they only show the women....You know how I am about long legs!!! Anyway all of it has me excited and I couldnt sleep and as I lay here in my own sweat yes, lets float a keg playa! Grrrl has to stay though I'm still under the spell and I know you have been bit as well as all of my close friends so lets just surrender and be a family !
tread wake up, tread wake up, TREAD WAKE UP!!!! They have really turned you into a work of art nancy stuart, its time for you to get your shot on and turn back n2 the big green monster everyone around here loves.
tread-mShhhhhh....just hold me .....