+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tread-mTread walks in...inspector laying in the floor with a rubber mask...Tread walks out mummbling.......Its like I dont even know these people, how did I get marshmellow all over my hands, I gotta sober up!
AnonI spy an advertisement for purses!!! barbie quick grab the wallet.. let's shop!!
AnonOmg.. where ? I saw the wolf out in the corner -So cute- except the price..lol
Anonohh yes I saw it too!!
AnonSO what are you going to be for Halloween??
AnonI am going to be Josey from Josey and the Pussy Cats..
AnonToo-Cute- I can see that..it totally fits you.♥
Go as puss in boots... wear just the boots
tread-mI'm thinking just puss but if the boots do it for you I'm on board. Maybe first half of the night and boots and second half puss...everybody wins!
AnonI did just get two new pairs of boots..
tread-mSee , thats what I'm talkin bout!
Anongrrrl walks in the cave after her late morning work out... the cave is in disarray. It smells like Inspector piss and beer. There are pizza boxes everywhere, open beer cans, and pizza crusts all over the floor. Tread, Pope, and Inspector are entwined, arms and legs wrapped up on the couch. Their clothes are strewn all over the living room and hanging from the ceiling fan. Barbie's room still has the hello kittie panties on the door knob. Sarge is no where to be found and the french maid has left a note saying she quit, that she couldn't take walking in on those boys and their threesomes anymore. Grrl shakes her head and begins the task of finding another maid for the Cave.
I knew there was a reason I only stick my head in here about once a month.
I may need to get a life...........just not one in here.
AnonBaaaaaaaaaaa-Baaaaaaaaaa
Ruff Ruff.
Anonwell I guess its me and you honey-bunch. your dog ran away-I thought?
Do U miss him?
He was starting to gather too much internet fame on a different site, OPSEC dictated I take his picture down here. Me him and 3 bitches take a walk every morning.
So, do you ? Miss him ?
AnonYes, KMC.. I miss you - and your crotchety ways.lol
Wait wasn't that you that told me I big butt when my gear pics were up?lol
No, .........but I'll look at the picture if you need a second opinion.
ETA: I would like to add,....I'm a very good judge of "a fine piece of ass"....with many year of experience
lil stewie might just prove you wrong
Anonwell lil stewie..a grrrl doesn't like to be kept waiting.
and you know im just the right height!!!! mmmmmm a pink taco!!!
Anonwell, you are at least an in taller than gothic..
tread-mWhy am I in a fuckplex in all your fantasies?!
AnonI can't help it that y'all get so fuckered up that you don't know who you're touching anymore and it amuses me ...big bad ass gear users can't handle your liquor..
without saying it in those terms i was thinkin the same thing. trying to round the brothers up for at least one party where they wake up in the right bed. or at least a grrrrls bed. i think you all spike the drinks though. i have been around you women long enough to know that if there is gambling involved you all will spit the liquor while we get drunk so you can take advantage of us and get us to make stupid bets. i was surprised last week when Pope won all the gear but you all had all the money. you all keep getting my boys drunk and i am begining to think you all spend hours posing them for these stories you are ruining them. how many times do you think a man can wake up with his hand on another mans ass before he cracks. again i exclude greg and the goats cause they dont know better. i think all of these homo poses and stories are staged. i really hope i am right, even though i feel i may be wrong about a couple og the guys...< sgt, sorry buddie but all the young girls may be just a front> you have only one defense, they are related and your fromthe south where thats acceptable. lmao and lastly its not like we can get the girls drunk and berry one of their faces in the others honey pot cause they'ld wake up thinkin they had a heck of a night and the guys would love it too so???? where does that leave us guys?
tread-mDont you mean licker? You handle them by the hair...ears are just rude!
every one has real good stories here in the man cave but i am begining to wonder how the grrrl keeps catching you all in compromising positions... hhmmmm. we can not POPE, cannot let the man cave be viewed as a secret lair for homo fantasy. well shit just last night i came in all late from the gym and saw the girls were fondling sleeping drunks, Tread had a new fat girl i never seen before, much slimmer than the maid i might add. Greg was shewwing away goats that were trying to hump him, Sgt had a bunch of really younge girls with him, all related to him, but girls none the less so i hope that was a sign that the memebers of the man caves sexual preferences are turning for the better. well i guess we can tolerate gregs but we cant have any more waking up spooned like a sandwhich: greg goat tread goat sgt. even worse last week tread was wearing panties??? wtf. lets continue to have the wild parties but when someone drops a load on the couch something's gotta give. POPE its your house take the reigns brother. poker, beer, gear and bithes is where its at. again i hold greg exempt. and for crying out loud if you use the gerbils bathe the little "fuckers" they smell like shit
tread-mThanks bro...hell I dont mind the girls fantasizing about me, who could blame them, I'd just like for once for it to be with women for fuck sake!
Alright, let me make this perfectly clear not only did I mark my terratory under every rock in this cave, I am the one who christened it with the hot ass barbie back when barbie had an alter ego!!!! Im the one who had her bent over right at the cave entrance on one leg knocking the bottom outta it. No it wasnt my name she was screaming as she was screaming for jesus himself!!!! Welcome ladies and gentlemen, Popeboy proudly brings to you..........THE MAN CAVE!!!!!!!!!!
Alright how was that for an entrance????? Nooka get sum!!!!
AnonHey Po-boy you didn't find me first.. It was Hell, he sniffed me thro. the screen.
Kept after me till I finally admitted that I was a gurl, then he sent to the ladies lounge.
but i got the digits!!!!!!
AnonOh, honey... I see you got out of Jail-I'm so happy for you.. roflmao
tread-mSee thats what I'm talkin bout!
here in the man cave we keep our pussy like we keep our lucky charms..... magicaly delicious!!
Anonwell if you want to use cereal analogies if you step out of line your dick will be like frosted shredded mini wheats..
AnonUmmm.. excuse me?? were you referring to Gurl and I having marshmallow vagina's??
I don't know what kind of women you've been with..But ours are like snapping turtles.
We could snap your finger off..trust, me!!! LOL
tread-mI do love the marshmellows!
AnonSo for X-mas I'm sending you both a jar of Marshmallow Creme' feel free to have your way with it-go ahead pound away..lmao
tread-mWait till you see what I got you, one hint....something covered in Marshmellow creme!
AnonOh,P-e-r-f-e-c-t...Let me get my skewer as I like mine roasted-golden brown..
you can get the fire going,baby.lol
tread-mOH THE FIRE IS GOING! LOL
AnonAwweee...I feel it-- it feels so good.But how come your clothes are still on?
Come on, it's warm enough --take them all off, yes,, all of them.. even your panties. PLease...
oh,ah, that's so much better ..now get over here, and snuggle me..(EG)
tread-mOne snuggle comin up....Mmmmm, is that sin you're wearing or do you smell hot naturally?
AnonOh,baby that is just me you smell...
With a lil citrus and Vanilla added.♥
tread-mI cant even smell the citrus and vanilla over the HOTNESS!
AnonIs my marshmallow done yet?? I want you to feed it to me ..s-l-o-w-l-y..
tread-mLet me give it a final dip here , I want it to be prrrrrrrrfect......would you like a cherry on top?
AnonWhat is Greg going to say about all this?? maybe you should take it to the room...I wouldn't want Tread to get confused and start snuggling with one of the house boys I brought over from the Ladies Lounge to help out til we find another maid.
tread-mThe rooms plenty big, come with?