+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnonOnly if you will model the hello kitties..
AnonWTF?? No way,is he stretching out my panties.. he is way to big..the shoes may fit but not the panties..lol
tread-mUmmm......hells yes! I aint skeered....
AnonI have this cute matching pink baby doll and boa along with the pink fuzzy shoes..will you wear those as well?
tread-mWHATEVER GETS IT DONE... This isnt about me
AnonOh- I just realized it's Wednesday night- Church ..
Choir practice- I guess I'm by myself again.. I'll take out my Celine Dion song.
tread-mTake it out of the trash? I just put it there!
Anonok- let me get my lil maid outfit on again..I had on early for Greg..lol (EG)
tread-mUmmm....Gregs my brother and all but, do you have a clean one?
AnonHey,, who do you think I am Monica Lewinsky?
My dress is clean, he put that stuff elsewhere..lol
tread-mOh well then we're all good here...does he smoke cigars?
AnonHey, wait ...Tread, just told me the Inspector is black?
Who is the photo then??
Anongrrrl walks into cave to grab a bite to eat and a cold beer... she looks out the window at the pool and sees pope, tread, greg, and sarge all cuddled up on the lounge chair wearing Barbies' and Grrrl's slinky night dresses.. with lipstick all over their faces and wrapped in boas..grrl shakes her head and calls for the house boys to come over and clean them up
tread-mThank you sweet grrrrl.....when I saw Greg with the roofies I just assumed it was for the ladies! I'm now having flashbacks fron "fast times at ridgemont high" as to what assume means!
AnonI m not sure you'll thank me after the house boys get done cleaning ya'll up...
Uh, one of them is cleaning him right now, that's why he's thanking you... or maybe he's thanking the houseboy... is he Asian? he seems to be "bowing" a lot.
AnonBaby it's business time- where are you?
tread-mKeep the roofies comin play maker! Lmao
Anonoohhh I see..
sgtstedankoThe annual man cave stripolympics! Will be held in the ladies lounge. Since we can't get the really good ones to come here to our address any longer:( Guys, you know who I'm talking to. You should be ashamed of yourselves...But on a brighter note, at least no one hate fucked some poor girl in a toilet bowl!:( I've just finished cleaning the ladies lounge,& adding many, many upgrades; and that fucker was FUCKED UP to! So please gentlemen, we can't "fuck it up" again,"NO MORE DEAD HOOKER STORAGE", NO MORE DEAD GOAT CARCUSS STORAGE" No more splooge city! Or we'll have to have the annual stripolympics in the parking lot of the family dollar, dollar general, Dildopolis, or My personal favorite donut shop, that also sells weed, Glazed & Confused, etc. Again... I would have it at my place, but since Barbie & Grrl left I've been living in a pup tent down by the river... God what a mess that was :(
I had breakfast with grrl this morning, and she mentioned that if she found out that there were strippers in the Ladies Lounge, she was going to cut you balls off---with a dull, plastic butter knife.
I'm praying for you.
sgtstedankoYou're assuming my ex didn't already take my balls with her. Dull Plastieq? Like it. Who's sadistic now huh? This brought you back to the church?! You're praying to jeebus, right goth
AnonYou're saying you never got them back??
sgtstedankoNO, not completely... She keeps them in a jar next to husbands teeth :(
AnonThat explains the very feminine post in the Ladies Lounge then..;-)
sgtstedankoTEEHEEE... I'm in touch with my inner feminazi. I was merely an editor on that one young lady. Only the intro, and the post script were me; or my alter ego actually. Just trying to help all the beautiful women out there in eroids land feel pretty. REAL PRETTY;) As they honestly should...
AnonNo, use the spoon it will hurt even more..lol
She must have invitied you over just after I left.
sgtstedankoI KNEW IT! You just want to hurt me, like all the rest ;( Well OK! I'm alright with that. You can hurt me barbie... Please?!
AnonOk, I have my stilettos on where would like me to step first??
They are the ones I'm wearing in the picture...lol
Oh,Greg has that one -sorry.. (EG))
sgtstedankoIf you could see me now, I'm BOUNCING UP AND DOWN LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL!!!! What pic? OH... Damnit BARBIE!!! What have I told you about mentioning your husband!!! My online penis is so jealous right now ;(
AnonI have that outfit to.. the skirt is really short though.. lol
sgtstedanko8===> Whew, OK, thanks barbie:) My online penis is now happy! Can you maybe describe in detail how short the skirt is? SLOWLY, slower...
tread-mWell hell at least he gets a knife, she pounded mine off with a stick that had been sanded smooth and wrapped in bubble wrap from ups....I think I saw cotton balls flying off of it too but not sure...
Anonyeah the bubble wrap was left of from my last order of MY test prop
tread-mYeah I think I figured that out as you smashed me in the head with the giant box...how much of that shit did you order?!
tread-mOk really, no dead hooker storage? You have to give me something to work with here! I dont mind helping out but I'm thinking dollar general parking lot.
sgtstedankoYeah, sorry brother, I was watching Pulp Fiction when I wrote that. Well; maybe out back... Somebody might have to run interference with grrl, as she doesn't seem too enthused:(
AnonGreg (PUSSY cat) Pope and Tread... discover anabolic steroids..lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXiWQITb_0
tread-mTheres no gorilla.. : (
AnonI figured you would take on the role of the Jackas ..donkey.,,;-)
tread-mOh you did did you....
AnonBarbie said your endowment was closer to that of a horse not an ape..
AnonI said I was gonna call him..wee little winkie man
Now how did you get that out of what I said..lol
tread-mI'm sorry, I didn't know you told her....would not have been so snippy had I known.
i appologize to all my peeps here as I feel as if i have neglected yall, I know I am a light weight when it comes to mast majority of you all, but tonight i benched 4 plates for the 1st time ever!!!!! like I said i know that isnt shot compared to what all of yall are benching but for me thats unfuckingbelievable. I am aiming for 2 more plates in 4 months from now. this has made my day. I will be back on here tomorrow. Peace!!!!
tread-mBang and clang homie, thats awsome! My Nooka was swole outta contol fa sho!
Anongrrrl walks in.. looks around, heads toward the kitchen. .. walks by Tread and Pope snuggling on couch holding hands, watching Steve Harvey hosting the Family Feud. Tread and Pope are arguing about the new category. "what is something you put in your mouth but don't swallow" Barbie is primping in the bathroom getting ready for her nightly date with Greg... Finally, there are no goats or farm animals hanging out in the cave
tread-mUmmm, kinda your fault! I've been holding and rocking him all day while whimpers, cries and snubs . It started when he got here this morning and there was no "grrrl walks in"! Nice job, AGAIN! Oh, turns out goat teet was the number one answer, must have interviewed a lot of Gregs family on that one, maybe all 100 of them!
AnonI can only shake my head in wonder at the NEW generation of "men" that have been produced by society...no wonder Barbie and I have sleep overs..with our Hello Kitty jammies and put make up on you..
tread-mAnd thats why I do it...watch and learn boys, watch and learn.......