+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnonI see I missed the fireworks.. can I get a replay??
not much to see, just me making an ass outta myself thats all. Appartently im the only one who felt the way i do but ill just stay in here where its safe lol
na i understand where you were coming from bro, i just dont have the whole story. So i tried to understand all angles. Either way you stuck up for yourself so props for that man.
AnonNaww, I just read it all, you said what you had to say very eloquently. What more can be said? You laid out all the cards ... hashed it out. like a grown man would, nothing to be ashamed of especially if you don't have the option of taking it behind the scenes.. pretty good show all in all..
tread-mPack one big cuz....I have to get with you, have not had time to go through it all and figure out what happened. All this over a damn review?!
TxBigBoySounds pretty relaxing, just what I need.
tread-mWe gotta do something to revive this dump! ...walks off muttering........... the goats are house trained I guess Sarge pooped in the floor again, he was the last one here!
sgtstedankoSorry, Couldn't help myself! In the floor, or on the floor:( This place looks like one big toilet anyway. We really need to do something about this!?
tread-mI dont blame you brother, hell it smells like tuna fish and balls in here...that what you're getting?
did someone cal for tuna balls?? because i know this dude lil joey, he is the known tuna melt ball king around these parts, watch out 4 his oyster shooting 6 shooter
tread-mYeah that Nooka will grill ANYTHING TOO! I'm like dude, thats goat fur...joe's like, "fuggit it bro, toss me a tortilla on the burner, what do think hot sauce is for?"....NOOKA WHAAAAAAAAAAT
yea nigga i'll grill almost anything but when Tread istrying to have goat ball and shitty gerbils for dinner i cant ride. as far as tuna melts, fuck it but i assure you the tuna smell is from AGAIN treads fat girls and not any real tuna. bust down the keg lets get drunk and devise a master plan to get this shit hole back in order. you fuckers are killing the cave with all this, fallin in love witht the hood rats, marrying the maids, spending beer money on FUCK hello kittie everything. damn grrrl will hang out just cause we cool, you didnt have to buy her everydammn thing you'll spoil her, next she'll want a vet just to come over and no more beer we will have to drink long islands just to get the grrrl to come over. so drinks on Pope let the ideas for a new and improved man cave flow. no ideas from you sgt. i saw what you wrote in the ladies lounge
sgtstedankoShit, brother are you asking me to post masturbation tips, expertise for dudes in the cave? I've actually got a bunch written up already, so I could. I know a few actual people on site, & I may never hear the end of it. We should prob vote on it:) As far as grilling "shitty" gerbils. Skin it, throw away the Shitty hide, gut it, & slice it. Then grill the fuck out of it."save me the eyeballs" why all bold print for me brother? I can read. You're in probation, by the way. I'm close to friending you. Even though some have told me specifically not to. I am a big believer in second chances. Just no vulgar shit "pm'd,etc"with the beautiful grrls of eroids. I've been so busy busy busy! So i don't what I've missed:(
AnonHey that was a beautiful piece.. it demonstrates that he is in touch with his feminine side..
yea i was happy to later find that the fem side wasnt his but that of his other half, which was a relief cause that was deep shit. now you come hang out and help me figure out how to get the ladies back in here without all the guys having to relinquish their balls in exchange. Beer?? ahhhh cold beer and goat cheese.
tread-mYeah I saw pope jump on his "feminine side" the other night when he was ass naked in the floor. I'm like poboy you do know feminine side is a metaphor right?...thats his asshole bro! Didn't seem to matter and I guess yes means yes the way no means no so live and let live is the way I see it!
I just have to post the 2000 reply to this thread... carry on...
I like your pussy greg, it looks like a biter though, congrats on your 2000 post mark,
THE MAN CAVE LIVES ON
Damn, there was no confetti...
Anonthe goats ate it.
Anonwell there mr inflatable and real goat owner.. I just one upped you and I am the 2001st
I'm waiting for Y3K, rumor is it will be the real thing,.... Y2K was a flop.
ETA: Yes,........... I know how fucking old I'll be.
tread-mIf we ever get you on that HRT you'll look better than ever! Lol
Hey now, CH didn't look that bad as an old Moses and he wasn't on HRT.
tread-mI'm still taking care of some paper work and bidness but as soon as I get through I'm gonna MAKE IT RAIN UP THIS BEEEEEEEAAAATCH!!!!!!!!
well im bringing an umbrella because when it rains it pours!!!!
TxBigBoyYeeeeeeaaaaa buuuuuuuddy!
(walks in, see pope tied to a chair being beaten by Tread and Greg while they screem in his face...what she says goes...) hey what the hell are you all doing the that brother. are you crazy, grrrrl has you all doing her dirty work. cant you see whats happening, before grrrrl teased you with that huge fine ass would you have ever brought damn flowers in here Tread NO!!!! Greg before grrrrl got to you all the goats were just pets, now look at you... you drink goat milk straight from the teet, and they're all males WTF. she has you all under some freaky spell. Pope was just trying to do what most men do...hit it without all the long drawn out lovie dovie stuff. yea we can do that all sometimes but damn you are trying to beat Pope into Mistress Grrrls slave boy. yea, maybe he is wearing panties but damn Greg you braught them all. snap out of it guys and let Pope go before you end up dresses in black leather bent over a table getting leather whipped by girl while you scream "thank you Madam, may i have another." now watch the damn gril while i go get some barbaque sauce for the goat...I SAID NO!!!! Tread i told you i aint cooking no damn goat balls and shit stanking gerbils!!! (walks out discusted... again)
AnonIt's too late JD just deal with it.. and if you want you can be next on the list..
owe i'll play...but you best beleive grrrly you wont have me in no panties, or dressing the cave in flowers, defiantely wont have me fondling goats, i'll go with all the crazy shit you can bring but in the end i still want to gril the goat, you wear the panties and i'll put all of the petals on the bed for YOU. i have seen that body of yours and beleive me i think you can wrap a nigga around your finger but in the end i have to insist that i be allowed to keep my manhood. steps back slowly holding his hands in the sign of the cross with garlic around his neck and fear in his eyes
sgtstedankoSomething you don't know, until you know brother. Somebody has to clean the petals up when you're done. In my relationship, It's always been me, sweaty, naked, and alone on my hands and knees. Picking each individual flower petal up off the floor :( NEVER AGAIN!!!
AnonI ve already got your balls.. lmao.. the rest will surely follow..
sorry little missy those were Treads he told me to hide them from you cause he knew you were coming for them. mine my fine young lady sit in a jar on my wife's nightstand. since our marriage i rent them on a weekly basis, if i every lose my job im fucked lol
AnonI ll never tell where I keep Gothic's balls..
look pope you can have all the columbian candy you want just make sure you bring the hoes. Tread sorry buddy but i aint puttin them gerbils on this grill, how many times i got to tell you they smell like shit? greg refuses to bath the little "fuckers" hey grrrl i swear i didnt do the goats, i came in and found them that way, was just mourning over them i swear HE"S THE ONE whith a plate full of goat testies... they will not make you stronger Tread!!! see what you have done pope when you leave the cave unattended and unsupervised? --kicks chicken in the ass on the way out the cave door as he leaves in discust---
Anongrrl walks into scene with dead animals and tread and joey cuddled up with gerbils and sheep You are ALL a bunch of sick fucks... grrl practically runs to her room and slams door
pope see's grrrrl running to her room and immediatly goes to her aid, he knocks on her her door and she jerks him n2 her room and sling shots the do not disurb sign on the door................ awww i love being an eroider
Anongrrrl rips greg's hello kitty panties off Pope, She screams .. "what are you doing with these on? GET OUT.. GET OUT.." grrrl is scared that Greg will find out and there will be hell to pay
its strange how she just talks to panties like that, oh well, so grrrl pulls the popeboy to the hrdbdy bed of hers and censor to censor with her censor till he finally censor Popeboy replies, I love you
Anongrrl sighs in frustration. these young boys are so damn quick.. where is the petting and caressing?? grrrl is considering sending pope out for some training. who shall it be? Greg or Tread??? Maybe both!! grrrl grins to herself and prepares her eloquent appeal to the seniors in the cave for some help training Pope
What??!! First my girl, and now he’s disrespecting my panties!! Now he’s treating you this way? How deep in the south is this boy from?? Bad enough all these goat men running around look like him.
Tread’s his bro, I’ll see if he can’t talk some sense into him –pretty tall order though. We might need to send him to boot camp with the sgt.
AnonI forgot all about Sgt.. damn he might be the answer. You saw how well he did on the tips for masturbating in the Ladies Lounge... for a minute, I thought he was a grrrrl himself. Who better to run the boot camp?
sgtstedankoALL Grrls Booty camp maybe;) I'm sorry, I didn't read everything, I'm lazy:) What kind; and would it involve me dressing up as little bo peep? "If so, you've got the wrong girl"... I've honestly got myself spread way too thin these days. I'm honestly addicted to weapons, gear, methods, training, eroids, Barbies & Grrls, And can't stop dreaming of hello kitties, victoria's secrets and unicorns:( But I can try if you wish... You lmk, and it's on like genghis khan! Swear to the good dude upstairs.
sgtstedankoWAIT! Grrl, you forgot about me:(
tread-mDont get to full on appetizers....this main course is for real ! In fact, I would have recommended a 12 hour fast but I guess some have to learn the hard way....
AnonSo... I guess you're saying you and Greg are the main course? How could I have failed to see that... shhh don't tell Po Boy I don't want him to get depressed that he has just been relegated to being an appetizer.. and I had such hopes of turning him out like Barbie and I turned you and Greg out. I read in the paper that you two made a run on the hello kitty panties and jammies at Kohls..all sold out in a matter of minutes... I guess you like it when the grrrrls rip them off you..
tread-mWhen you have all the kitties you control everything......
Anonthere is no arguing that point ...
tread-mWhy would you? Lol
Pope walks n2 the cave to see tread and lil joey cuddled up with gregs dead goats and gerbil crying while singing the theme to armagedon "I could lie awake, just hear you breathing......."