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Superman Vs The Hulk

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ok people i was at work today and got into with my boss..he thinks superman would win better yet make hulk his bitch..i totally disagree i think the hulk would rip superman's heart out and smash that shit with a 200lbs dumbell...chime in and tell me your results, so i can throw more facts at this MOFO of a boss and shut him the hell up!!

AppleJuice's picture

Superman? Hell, I can kick The Hulks ass myself! Well, not exactly. I'd have to wait until he turned back into Bruce Banner. Walk up to Bruce and punch him in the face, kick him in the balls and pound the bastard big time. I'd then have to get out of dodge quickly like a beta phaggot before he turns back into the incredible Hulk. Smile

wallabokkie's picture

Thor would kick all their asses. When he would be done with them they would be thor for weeks. hahahah

swolltroll's picture

superman. he can burn hulk with his eyes. Or just fly hulk to the bottom of the ocean where he would implode. Or fly him to space where he cant breathe.

miggymig's picture

granted the hulk is bigger but superman is an alien with laser eyes n shit faster than hulk plus can fly and go into outer space the hulk head would pop like a zit in outer space

Cyrus the Virus's picture

i agree... even though superman looks pretty gay... tha nuggah has fucking lazer eyes and can fly @ supersonic speeds... he'd just toss the hulk in orbit or drown his fuckin ass in the pacific... superman doesn't need air... superman wins...

WashingtonsGreedy's picture

why does it have to be the Pacific, you think superman wants to be in cold water...no, hes gonna drown that bitch in the Atlantic.

K.Bear210's picture

HULK would clearly win. 2 reasons. #1 Big Louie F. #2 Bruce Banner is smart as sh%$ and would inject himself with kryptonite which would be coursing through his veins the moment he gets pissed. Nuff said.

miggymig's picture

Bruce wants nothing more than to rid himself of the hulk he is not going to fuck with adding kryptonite to his DNA

K.Bear210's picture

haha maybe he's torn between life with the hulk vs. no life at all cause superman is riding him

K.Bear210's picture

HULK would clearly win. 2 reasons. #1 Big Louie F. #2 Bruce Banner is smart as sh%$ and would inject himself with kryptonite which would be coursing through his veins the moment he gets pissed. Nuff said.

indabasement's picture

Bro...go...get...some...punani

indabasement's picture

Ha! Nice. Just breaking your balls bro.

eatbig's picture

This video is the shit! I think the hulk would win. I like him because it looks like he got a hold of some bad ass gear lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWt-Yu-Y8Fc

KMC's picture

hulks piss is gear

Hmmmmmmmm,...............is that a sales pitch ??

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Gorillafit's picture

Not everything is a conspiracy!

eatbig's picture

I WOULD DEFFINATELY PIN THAT SHIT! lol

supersavage's picture

Hulk is indistructable.The angrier he gets the stronger he gets.

Gorillafit's picture

Superman would have used inteligence to crush his ass. Would have just waited til he calmed down went back to normal and tore his arms and legs off as he turned back into the hulk as just a big green body flopping around!

As far as Double G's question? I haven't tried Hulk gear but I have used Superman and its results live up to the name. It helped me win the EBC!

KMC's picture

How old are you ??

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Greg's picture

Do you want to place a side wager that my fictitious character can kick your fictitious character's ass...

I bet the Easter bunny and his peeps can kick Santa's ass...

KMC's picture

Never trust those Fucking elves!!! They're evil I tell you, I just don't have the proof.

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KMC's picture

Even Goth will tell you Jesus is too busy raking in money at Easter to worry about a screwy rabbit.

Not that I'm trying to put words in Goth's mouth.

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